SA BABE Reading

[Bonker]

 https://www.adultwork.com/1920329 or https://www.adultwork.com/SA%2DBabe -

I revisited this wildebeest, a few years since my last safari. As others have said, the comms are not easy. She used to give out her phone number but not now.

She's put on a few pounds.. per square inch. Used to have a friendly and dirty personality but the cocks and the miles have hardened her into a bitter, unfeeling pro.

What was cute and plump is now obese and Saggy. Pumping up and down on her unresponsive flab made me think longingly of a bouncy castle. She's as sexy as rice pudding. I closed my eyes and tried to think of Oscar Pistorius.

The cheap fuck turned out to be a waste of money.

[mh]

Yeah, I saw her years ago before UKP but commented on another of her most recent reviews. I was a little more positive in my memory than you are with a more recent experience but it was an underwhelming punt.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=32070.msg497968#msg497968

[DrConners]

Yeah, I saw her years ago before UKP but commented on another of her most recent reviews. I was a little more positive in my memory than you are with a more recent experience but it was an underwhelming punt.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=32070.msg497968#msg497968

I think Bonker spends quite abit of time making his negative reviews as amusing as he thinks possible (they do have their moments)  :

Was she fat? Well I expected to see a mud hole and an egret sitting on her back. Difficult to back out now.

Her blow job was like a wet sponge. Decided to take her doggy so I wouldn't have to look at that ugly face. Her arse quivvered and jiggled. I pulled her hair, pulled faces and pulled out.

Came over her face or her bum, couldn't tell which, they both looked the same.

I meant Mira not micra. But she is the size of a hatchback.

If she lost 5 stones, she could be the 'before' model in a weight watchers advert. If she had a makeover she could be a town house garden -before Titmarsh got there.

She took her marquee off to reveal a pair of rancid aubergines, a sack of spuds and a bicycle stand. I manfully (stupidly) carried on. Her BJ was ok, a bit too firm, but it did get me up. When she lays siren on the double bed, her tits flopped off her chest, slid off the mattress and hit the floor with 2 thuds.

As I fucked her she started making of noises. Are you in pain? No, I'm enjoying it. Then the bed started squeaking. The combination sounded a bit like a steam engine with a blown gasket. I added some puffing sounds, for amusement. She didn't notice.

Enough! I pulled out, removed the overall from my Casey Jones and tipped the coal into the hopper.

See you again, said the disillusioned one. No response from me, just trying to keep my dinner.

In conclusion.
She's pretty, if you're visually impaired.
She's responsive, for the bewildered.
She's cheap. So is a big mac. Wish I'd had that instead.

Is he Frankie Boyle in real life do you think ? 

Thanks for the review Bonker 

[Fuzzyduck]

I think Bonker spends quite abit of time making his negative reviews as amusing as he thinks possible (they do have their moments)  :

And the positive ones. I remember laughing at the on Carys from a few weeks back.

@ Bonker. Whilst it keeps us entertained, I think you need to stop seeing the ugly, fat ones mate.

[mh]

And the positive ones. I remember laughing at the on Carys from a few weeks back.

Yes, that was indeed an entertaining review. I was quite envious reading it as I had tried to book her a couple of weeks earlier and she cancelled the tour then I was away when she rescheduled. 

[UKDave51]

How did you get a hard on? there as to be limits.

[mh]

How did you get a hard on? there as to be limits.

For me, I don't remember, I just remember the difficulty of getting anywhere near due to the large arse cheeks in the way. You wouldn't want to try thumbing in a softie with that additional challenge.

[latecomer]

Well she does tell the truth in a sense on her profile: "Lose yourself in my company".  "Come as many times as you like, or as many times as you can manage" - yes, the last bit's more like.
She does duos with Inara Serra, don't know what that would be like.

[Bonker]

She does duos with Inara Serra, don't know what that would be like.

Like a triple sumo bout

[NigelF]

 

Quality reviewing!

[Bonker]

Thank you.