Location - Commercial Road, Swindon
Parking - bit of a nightmare but managed to get some off a side street
Time - 11.30am
Wanted - standard FBSM
Was aiming for -
External Link/Members Only So I haven't been active for a while but thought I'd like a massage today so I looked on here and saw some fairly positive ratings for Oriental Healthy Massage on Commercial St, I can see it's new-ish but been around a while. I should point out here I'm not a local, which will make sense shortly.
Arranged by text this morning, booked in for 11.30am, so far so good. I'm told there are three girls, 30, 32 and 32. Interweb is telling me to make sure I have at least £40 for the hour massage and £20 just in case they are also hot. I arrive on time, find Oriental Healthy Massage on google maps which takes me straight there, walk in and am asked how long I wanted (given they hadn't taken my name for the booking wasn't really surprised by this). I'm then told it's £45 for the hour, which doesn't raise alarm bells but I did think it was slightly odd. I'm taken to a very decent roon, massage table, speakers playing surprisingly good music, shower in the corner, all very good. Massage is good, sensual, offered the extra's about 2/3 of the way through, accepted the £20 option, all good, finish with head, neck and chest massage. Girls name was Misha, 30 ish, slim, attractive, smiley and seems to be the only one there other than the receptionist. All in all a good one.
Now my confusion starts to grow. I mention to Misha "you've only recently opened yes?" to which she replies "brand new this week". I ask how long she will be there and she says it's her last day today. As I leave the receptionist makes a point of finding out if I enjoyed her, specifically how Misha was, and that there will be a new girl every week. As I walk to the car I look at my phone, 5 missed calls and a bunch of texts from the same number I arranged on - where are you? Are you here? etc. So I text back and say I've just left, it was me and thanks. I then get a call asking where I was so I explain again, to which the caller then responds and says "you went to the wrong place, I was waiting, that's the OTHER place. My name is Linda come and see me next time" and something about a yellow door or front.
So I may have inadvertently tried a brand new place, which was good, but I need help with the name. And who is Linda?!
