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I have been debating with myself for a long while on whether I should post this review, then I decided to man up and post it. Yes, I have done it…….., I recently went to see the "obnoxious riff-raff whore"………
External Link/Members Only£200 paid for 1 hour.
Comms Liaised via email first, then via phone - no complaints here: she answered messages quite promptly and was pleasant enough. Was provided with a postcode near her location, and then called once there for the full address.
Location/ VenueA village on the outskirts of Southampton - small detached cottage in the middle of a cul de sac. I was asked to park in her driveway; location felt safe, and plenty of off road free parking available. Very clean house, and very clean bathroom.
LooksAlright, alright, alright………..; goodness me……, goodness me……… Again, I am going to pass as a stupid white fluffy Knight……
; but…….., asa she opened the front door, one thing went down (my jaws) and another went up…..(my…..)
. She was wearing high heels and a short dress with cleavage……, tbh, I would have fucked her here and there….
Face: really pretty……with beautiful green eyes and dark shoulder length hair. We are talking about model material here……. 8.5/10 for me.
Body: oh my…….., again, model like body: 5.7”, with long slender legs, and frankly a fantastic body - there wasn’t an ounce of fat/cellulite in her body……., smooth skin, smooth long legs, fantastic bum…..don’t know what to say, apart from the irony of someone who could actually have fooled me had she indicated she was 30 in her profile (she is/claim is 38). Honestly, for being 38, we are talking about either someone who has been kissed by nature, or someone who goes to the gym every day and eats a meal per week……, or both..(she is not skinny, and has the right amount of flesh on her body). Her pics are accurate, and no fotoshop for fun**ng once.
I have done some detective work, and discovered that she did some porn in the past………; I have link to a video, and also know her ‘stage’ name. I am not quite sure if I can post that info on here; if not, people interested can PM. The strange thing is that that video seems to be quite old, and she actually looks better and younger now……, really……,go figure……
Boobs are enhanced and very large; they are nice, but not the greatest boob job I have ever seen in my life. Size 10 I would say, and quite frankly she has a better body than 90% of the 20 years old girls around…..All in all, an 8.5 for me.
Attitude/serviceOk, so…...she was pleasant and welcoming and all, but she seems kind of distant. She has clearly being doing this for a very long time - don’t get me wrong, she didn’t appear jaded to me, it’s just that she had that kind of ‘client - SP’ attitude that I do not particularly enjoy
. She is also the kind of woman who is very good looking, and she is very aware of that (if you know what I mean). Shower and drinks offered and accepted.
After I took a shower, she was waiting for me on the bed and she invited me to sit near her. I was really aroused by her appearance and the little guy was up and about ever since she opened the front door……; I kissed her (I don’t usually kiss, but I was too aroused…..), and she did reciprocate using only that little bit of tongue which really annoyed me greatly…….
; I started kissing her neck, and her nipples, but there was no much engagement from her part (she didn’t kiss me back, nor was engaging much with her hands……). I put on a johnny and she gave me a quite good BJ…..with lots of eye contact, and she also licked my balls (which was nice)…….;at that point, I was so aroused that I almost came, but it was way too early, so I stopped her just before climax (which has normally the effect of making me last much longer….and so it did….;more on this below…). I fingered her, and, to my surprise, she was already quite wet - I then asked for a toy, and started fucking her with that. She did seem to enjoy that part.
After a while, I pulled her to the side of the bed, opened her legs, and started fucking her with my knees on the floor and her legs over my shoulders (at that point she was naked, but was still wearing high hills, and that really aroused me…..). I tried to make some contact in the midst of the excitement and kissed her again (and again she replied with that annoying bit of tongue sticking out of her lips)
. I was having a go at her, but the lack of reciprocation annoyed me a lot………, so I said to myself: “Is this how you want to play it you “obnoxious riff-raff whore”….?!? OK, now we play it my way instead.
I pulled it out, and very quickly and smoothly flipped her over…….(the move was so slick and smooth, that I couldn’t believe it I have done that……, I was very proud of myself at that point
). I raised her bum, closed her legs, and started taking her from behind - I started out very gently, but very soon increased the paste and started to fucking her real hard (the fact that I had stopped just before climax before helped me to last for quite a long while more….). I also grabbed her hair and pulled it, and really went hard at it - she didn’t complain (or maybe she did but I was so going at it, that I didn’t hear her…..
). After quite a long while, I finally came inside of her, whist groping her tits from behind……
I pulled it out, and I was actually quite shaken by the climax at that point, and catching my breath…..; only at that point we both realised that the bed moved all the way to the wall of the room…..
; she looked at me with her eyes wide open, and at that point I realised that….., yes, I fucked her so hard as to move also the fuc**ng bed to the wall……..
; I must have had the greatest grin on my face, and I have to say I was really proud of myself at that point….
After catching my breath, I had a shower, and went away…
VerdictSo…..the verdict? Quite a complex one. Let’s put it in this way, I now understand why she charges £200 per hour; because she can. Simple supply and demand law; there is no-one who can compete with her looks around, and there are many fuc**ng idiots (like me) obsessed with good looks
. Let’s put it in this way: if there was a way to combine her looks with the attitude of Roxi (with a sort of fu***ng nazi WW2 experiment), we could create the perfect whore…….
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Will I return……..?!? Nah….., her attitude is not great, and I think the sleek flipping action and the bed movement are something I will never be able to do again
, so I quit while I am ahead…..(and yes, DrConners, I do understand that those details will possibly out me out……, but had to share them with you, old chaps…..
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Finally, I understand that this review could cause a bit of controversy, and maybe I will be banned…..
(or I should perhaps graciously ban myself by fading away….
?!?): if that is the case, it was a pleasure serving with you chaps
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Be that as it may, my last words are: “That is how you fuck an obnoxious riff-raff whore……..”
