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Paid: £70 for 60 minutes
Here's the deal: I often favour topless or B2B massage/HJ over full sex, and noticed Best Massage's AW profile kept reappearing. I rarely if ever book anything through AW, but temptation got the better of me.
Comms: Good and prompt, conducted via text, through, I suspect, by an articulate British maid.
Location: Good, clean, warm double bedroom with proper massage table in a discreet ground-floor maisonette in CR0 – in the no-man's-land between East Croydon, Addiscombe and Woodside. You wouldn't want to live there, but OK to be wanked off by a stranger there in the middle of the day. Parking's a 'mare', but bus and tram stops nearby.
The SP: Not 'British' as stated in her profile, nor 'Half-British' as claimed by the maid. Katie is 100 per cent Hungarian – and admits it. Black Mark Number 1, then. Just
say she's Hungarian in the ad rather than dupe the punter into thinking they're getting some homegrown fanny. This creates problems for everyone: the punter, the brass, the maid etc. Pointless lie. I could hear talking in another room - a female voice - so obviously someone else on site.
Katie is the woman in her AW pictures and looks younger than her stated 40. Big nose, pleasant enough looking, deeply tanned, curvy hips and arse, but, sadly, breasts like deflated birthday balloons. She's OK and friendly enough but has that slight EE standoffishness, which may have more to do with the language barrier. Get the feeling she'd warm up a bit after repeat visits.
The Service: I stripped off while Katie left the room to get her stuff. She returned to the room and went, "Oh, Oh!" when she saw me in the altogether. Surely she couldn't have been surprised? She's advertising on AW, for Christsake? She may, of course, have been shocked by the sight of my large muscular physique and whopping great penis.
To her credit, she then stripped down to bra, T-shirt and knickers.
Clearly has some massage skills and experience. Nice relaxing strokes, soft music playing on the phone. Thoroughly pleasant, but non-sexual. I just drifted off. On the turn, the massage became more sensual; she doused my cock and balls with warm oil, and certainly knows her way around a glans and perineum.
I requested she went topless, which she did, without complaint, but a warning "that is all I take off." I was fine with this, but itleads to Black Mark Number 2 - her AW profile lists a bunch of likes, including OWO, CIM, Rimming… I wasn't expecting any of that stuff for £70, but presumed she'd negotiate extra for these 'extras'. Another blatant AW lie, which, again, will lead to problems for the girl, etc.
Nevertheless, she delivered a slow, sensual cracking hand job, while I had my hand in her knickers between her thighs stroking her vag and bum stubble.
Verdict: This is a 'Negative' because of the unnecessarily misleading AW profile. The actual service was OK. But will not give a 'Positive' because of the high bullshit factor.
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