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Roland D Hay

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« on: January 22, 2014, 07:41:33 pm »
Read her 'about me' notes.

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Offline CoolTiger

« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2014, 08:16:48 pm »

herelonely

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« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2014, 09:41:35 pm »
Oh dear, can'tvwork our what she's trying to say even!

Nice boobs though

dilettante

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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2014, 08:21:56 pm »
Quote from: herelonely on January 22, 2014, 09:41:35 pm
Oh dear, can'tvwork our what she's trying to say even!

Nice boobs though

Probably means 'genuine' - might take me quite a while to 'go off' with her though ...

Offline Taggart

« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2014, 08:39:42 pm »
I've got a Lego set and a hard hat. Does that count as construction?

Offline CoolTiger

« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2014, 12:16:26 pm »
Quote from: Taggart on January 23, 2014, 08:39:42 pm
I've got a Lego set and a hard hat. Does that count as construction?

Or Bob the Builder equipment.

Also, you'd not be allowed to wear a belt on your loose jeans either, so that hairy bum sticks out when you bend over!!   :cool:

Offline Taggart

« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2014, 12:25:13 pm »
Quote from: CoolTiger on January 24, 2014, 12:16:26 pm
Or Bob the Builder equipment.

Also, you'd not be allowed to wear a belt on your loose jeans either, so that hairy bum sticks out when you bend over!!   :cool:

Wish I'd never mentioned my hairy bum.  :D

Roland D Hay

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« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2014, 04:07:42 pm »
We appear to have a new girl on his profile but she still appears to like 'concrete men.'

Cornish sub

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« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2014, 04:42:56 pm »
Quote from: herelonely on January 22, 2014, 09:41:35 pm
Oh dear, can'tvwork our what she's trying to say even!

Sincere, maybe? It's got a lot of the same letters in it.

DaveMugabe

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« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2014, 04:51:44 pm »
Construction is more than concrete you know.

I bet she likes her asphalt as well. :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

Offline jsparky

« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2014, 05:49:45 pm »
I think she expect some 'erection'...

Rochdull lad

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« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2014, 06:45:53 pm »
She's "a young fresh girl" who's "aged 30".  Some contradictions there, methinks!

Offline Urban_G

« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2014, 07:04:44 pm »
Quote from: davew987654321 on February 16, 2014, 04:51:44 pm
I bet she likes her asphalt as well. :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:
Ba-doom tish!

helmsdale

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« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2014, 09:17:17 pm »
does she charge extra for swallowing cement ?

Roland D Hay

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« Reply #14 on: February 17, 2014, 10:02:27 pm »
And I bet she'll wank you off until it makes her handsaw!

SirFrank

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« Reply #15 on: February 17, 2014, 10:13:52 pm »
Right where's my SDS drill

Roland D Hay

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« Reply #16 on: February 17, 2014, 10:40:26 pm »
Quote from: SirFrank on February 17, 2014, 10:13:52 pm
Right where's my SDS drill

You'll need that to fill her cavity.

Right that's enough shit construction jokes!
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