Author Topic: Suzi Lapdancer - Docklands  (Read 8165 times)


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Location: Docklands
Venue: Suzi's flat - discreet, modern and clean
Station: South Quay DLR
Time: 1 hour
Price: £150 (included anal at £20)

So in December I crowed about my great punting 2013 and pride comes before a fall, so of course my 2014 has started with the most disappointing punt I've had for some time. It all started so well. I was going to have a free afternoon in London so considered another LMP visit or a first try at HOD or even The London Retreat. But before doing that I went back to my London hotlist and fired off a few AW emails to some girls I had flagged, not expecting a reply. Madlin Moon wasn't working and Maggie21 was too far out of town, but Suzi replied quickly and accurately to my request and questions and bowled me over with her attentiveness and clarity. She accepted a booking for several days later and sent me the exact address the day before the meeting.

On the day, my morning meeting ended early so I had time to kill, but I sent a hopeful text to Suzi in case she could see me a bit earlier and she could, so that was a result and at least I then knew she didn't have a back-to-back bookings before or after me.

I had looked on StreetView and could see the road was simple enough to find and navigate and had (I thought) identified her building. So I arrived at the station in plenty of time and walked to the block of flats but there was no block with the number she had given me. I walked around the block and texted her to ask where the block was and she said it was exactly where I had been. This is where it started to get a bit odd. I called her to say I could not find the block with her number and she told me again where it was, but it turns out the address she had given me was not actually her address but was in fact the address of a different nearby block!

While I was walking towards the actual block I got a blunt text from her along the lines of "it's not difficult, why was it taking me so long". Well it was taking me so long because she had lied about her address! Bear in mind I was early the first time I had found the location and still half an hour earlier than the original booked time so I wasn't messing with her schedule. I wish I had walked away at this point and saved my money as the vibe coming from her wasn't good.

She texted me the gate code and gave me the flat number and I found her flat with no problem (odd how when you give someone the right address it is easier to find the place, isn't it?). Suzi looks great. She's quite tall, 5'9" I reckon but very slim and pretty and lovely small, pert tits. She was dressed as agreed so she does pay attention to details in bookings. But she was clearly grumpy. I explained she had given me a false address so I was looking for that and as a consequence rather confused about what I was looking for. She seemed to become a bit happier. We dealt with the money and asked if I wanted a shower. Since her profile states that shower time does not count towards punt time I was only too happy to take a shower. En-suite shower was perfectly acceptable but she insisted I use her mouthwash, which I was happy to do (I had read she was a great kisser), but then found it tasted foul.

She did her lap dance for me. Hmmm. Not worth the bother, just wasted some time. I took some photos of her before and while she undressed. She likes posing for photos, again I think she likes the time it uses up. I thought we could start with some DFK, but her kissing was really strange. Her mouth was wide open but she pulled her tongue to the back of her mouth so it was not like any French kissing I've ever experienced. I lay on the bed and she started with OWO. Normally I would be ready to come after a minute of OWO but something about her technique meant that even after 4 or 5 minutes I didn't feel like I was getting any nearer to coming. It didn't feel all that great so I asked if she would lie on her back with her head off the edge of the bed as other girls have done to great effect. She understood and did it, but would only take half of my cock in her mouth and this did nothing for me either.

So we proceeded to sex in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl then anal reverse CG. All of these followed each other quickly as I was getting no sense from her that she was eager to please and each position was a bit less enjoyable than the one before. When she got to the last of these she seemed determined to make me come and bounced up and down a lot, but it was not an enjoyable feeling at all. Finally I asked for doggy and at last got to control the pace and feel some enjoyment but she was quite unresponsive. When I was about to come I pulled out, whipped off the condom and she took me in her mouth, then when I had come she rushed out of the room to spit out. All through the punt I had been taking photos and her condition of taking photos is that she gets a copy of them. When she came back into the room she had her laptop with her to get the photos from me. I thought perhaps she wanted this sorted before round 2 but when I asked about what to do next she said you only have 15 minutes - don't you want another shower? It was only half an hour since I had got out of the shower. So although her profile says that the time starts when the shower is finished, that's obviously just marketing crap. I was now really turned off her so opted for the shower and left.

Positives: Comms in advance were great, pays attention to clothing requests, allows photos/filming (no charge), slim, pretty, small tits, nice bum
Negatives: False address stupidity, no sign she was interested in my enjoyment, some odd techniques, significantly short-changed on time

Much of the above sounds OK, but the entire punt was just not very enjoyable, definitely not value for money and I am frustrated when I think of what else I could have done with my time and money in London.

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Damn, sorry to read this mh. She's been on my hl for ages and had some great reviews, so it's good to hear another perspective.

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I saw her about this time last year and was thoroughly underwhelmed, very performance orientated punt and felt like I ended up going through the motions. Came out of the flat and thought "what's all the hype about" after seeing her glowing reviews.

Offline akauya

Sorry to hear you had a crap punt mh. That's a shame, she's been on my hotlist for some time. I think she is now one to avoid despite all that feedback on AW.

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Thanks for the review mh - maybe she has started to burn out? she was on my HL but now very much down the pecking order

Offline DJ Fruit Polo

I saw Suzi last year when she was working out of a Docklands hotel because she was between flats.

I think she always performs the lapdance, but I'm afraid it did nothing for me.  When we moved into a 69, she seemed very focused on getting her rocks off first and I felt somewhat neglected; it didn't really seem polite to shout "Oi, keep sucking!", though!   

She's an attractive, friendly and chatty girl, however I left feeling generally disappointed as I know I could have had (and have had) much better experiences elsewhere.

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Shame, as she has such good reports etc

Offline happy as larry

Pitty she seems to have become jaded,  i ve seen her 3 times one of which was in the hotel that was mentioned,  first time was when she was relatively new in london and charged only 60 quid an hour including anal, the service was great, one of the best ever, each time I saw her she had put her prices up until I didn't think it worth it, but I must say she gave a great service each time

Offline what-a man

This should not surprise anyone. Majority of them become something else as soon as they become popular.

Offline Purple Haze

I was going to see her late last year but noticed she had a bareback anal movie in her movie section. Kind of put me off for ever.

Offline Jimmyredcab

When she first started out she insisted on booking through the AW system so that she could build up good feedback, once she did that her prices increased.
The first member on here to see her paid something like £100 an hour, I would not even consider her at £150 --------especially after your review.  :bomb:

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I've just remembered another negative - when she put the condom on me she specifically pulled my foreskin up a bit towards the end of my knob, partially covering the tip, then rolled the condom on. I am sure this contributed to the lack of sensation/enjoyment. The foreskin eventually sorted itself out inside the condom but it was another stupid technique I just didn't understand. Any idea why she would do this? It's not like it would make a guy come quicker - slower if anything.

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So basically everything in her profile is bullshit? From the sexy lapdance to the deep throat blow job to the shower time?

Why do some WG lie so pointlessly on their profiles? Leaves them wide open to bad reviews  :dash:

Thanks mh, definitely off the HL now!

Offline Blacksealz

Clearly jaded and on the down, when I  visited at her cheaper rate all was on offer including filming, shame really as I was thinking of revisiting

Offline random

When she first started out she insisted on booking through the AW system so that she could build up good feedback, once she did that her prices increased.
The first member on here to see her paid something like £100 an hour, I would not even consider her at £150 --------especially after your review.  :bomb:

I think she started out at £70 p/h. Seemed like her service was very good back then.

Offline KentAde

I think she started out at £70 p/h. Seemed like her service was very good back then.

Agreed. I saw her in the early days when her Feedback was still in single figures and she was indeed around the £70 mark, if I recall. I believe at the time she said she was starting at a low price and building up her clientele before increasing. Meaning to see her again, but not so sure it's wise to now after the above....

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Hi Guys,

actually this is the only bad review I have read about her. Has anybody tested her more recently? I have seen some vids of her on AW and she seems very passionate but I know the guy in the videos usually works with her...

Offline Sedlmayer

Agreed. I saw her in the early days when her Feedback was still in single figures and she was indeed around the £70 mark, if I recall. I believe at the time she said she was starting at a low price and building up her clientele before increasing. Meaning to see her again, but not so sure it's wise to now after the above....

Totally agree - I saw her when she had just started and it was £70/hr inc A. She was keen to build up feedback and I had a great time - anal was especially good.
I think she is a classic case of a girl who starts out very well but gets completely fixated upon the money and takes far too many bookings, eventually burning out as a result. How many times have we seen this happen?

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Hi Guys,

actually this is the only bad review I have read about her. Has anybody tested her more recently? I have seen some vids of her on AW and she seems very passionate but I know the guy in the videos usually works with her...

You mean more recently than oh so long ago on my visit to her way back in the mists of time at the end of January this year - 7 weeks ago?  :sarcastic:

I doubt she'd put a video where she leads a guy on a wild goose chase with a false address, sends him a text telling him he's being stupid, seems disinterested and short-changes him on the time of the video session, do you?

Nice first post, though.  ;)

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Nice first post, though.  ;)

ZINNNGGG!!!  You got aloe vera to hand out with that burn you've given them?  :sarcastic:

When will these people learn how suspicious - if not downright pro$$ie posting alert - stupid statements like this look?  :dash:

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Hi Guys,

actually this is the only bad review I have read about her. Has anybody tested her more recently? I have seen some vids of her on AW and she seems very passionate but I know the guy in the videos usually works with her...

Tested her? Sounds like she has been testing patience. She's hardly likely to post the video where she doesn't perform is she? The post smacks of a wg pretending to be someone else. If she were passionate again I'm sure someone would post it. Alas, it doesn't seem anyone has.

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Hi Guys,

actually this is the only bad review I have read about her. Has anybody tested her more recently? I have seen some vids of her on AW and she seems very passionate but I know the guy in the videos usually works with her...

Yeah apparently it's you.

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Yeah, or he's Sherlock Holmes. He's in 9 of her 12 videos at least. So to deduce that she usually works with him is a real insight. What shares do you think I should buy on Monday oh mark the third eye? I'd be surprised if mark the oracle wasn't in fact suzie currently crapdancer.

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Saw here last year but not well worth of it .

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Hi Guys,

actually this is the only bad review I have read about her. Has anybody tested her more recently? I have seen some vids of her on AW and she seems very passionate but I know the guy in the videos usually works with her...

Well, markA86, since you were not happy with my isolated criticism, here's her latest review on UKP - another negative and with many of the same criticisms:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=26439.0

Happy now?  :D
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