Is it just me or is this a complete waste of money?
On the very rare occasions I have gone for it (normally when I'm feeling lazy and can't be bothered doing anything other than lie on my back), it has consisted of a slow handjob, usually accompanied by tiresome music, coloured lights, and something that smells like Aldi lavatory cleaner. The full "new age" rubbish, in other words. And for these unwanted sensory experiences I have paid a substantial premium. The one good thing about it, which has partly justified the extra money, is that the lady (who frequently refuses to take many of her clothes off, and justifies it by spouting some mumbo jumbo like "the flow of positive energy must flow from me to you, and not the other way round") usually takes her time. So there is a nice buildup. It is not a quick wank. But at the price (at least as much as for full service), one should hardly expect anything else. As it is, when I see "tantric massage" on offer, by and large, I quickly move on to the next ad.
How do others feel about this? Am I missing something?
