Author Topic: Miaow Miaow, Refine Health Studio, Caversham  (Read 1097 times)

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Intrigued by the reports of Miaow Miaow, Mjumja, MiauMiau, or whatever other interpretation of her name you choose to hear.

Got an unexpected opportunity to meet the lady at the Refine Health Studio in Caversham. Called the day before and made an appointment for a one hour massage. Arrived exactly on time, door was locked so I rang the bell. Miaow Miaow arrives at the door only to inform me there was a twenty-minute wait. Her English is negligible and any attempts to question the wait as I had an appointment was simply not heard or understood. I'm 90% sure she had no idea I had booked or was coming

Miaow Miaow is certainly not 25, I’d add at least 7-10 years to that. I am curious though is there some substance that people on this site are taking to take years off the life of service providers? If it works sounds like a good idea to me, PM’s welcomed with the recipe.

I was asked to take a seat in reception as Miaow Miaow disappeared into the back. Not too many pointless games on my phone later a man appeared, staring straight ahead with blinkered eyes. He couldn’t wait to pass me and get out. Made me smile.

I was invited into the back, down a set of stairs and into a small room, comfortable and fit for purpose. Miaow Miaow was dressed in black leggings, a matching black halter top and a black puffer jacket like she had just arrived or was on the way out. She has an endearing smile, a cute little body and highly squeezable little round butt. I resisted the temptation, confident that I would reach for it later.

She asked me for £ 45 for the hour and I had to remind her again that as I had booked in advance it was only £ 40. This was accepted, I quickly disrobed and lay down on the table.

The massage started, soft and gentle. I moaned dramatically in fake appreciation, just to ensure she had no doubt of my intentions and she laughed loudly. The massage continued a while, unfortunately lacking credit card swipes but with some nice, gentle and teasing reach unders.

She asked me to turn onto my back, smiled again and said “Body, body?”. “Of course”, was my reply once again cracking that smile and causing a small giggle. “Money first” she chirped up, everyone’s favourite line. I suggested she could trust me and wait, but I don’t think she understood a word I said and after waiting a short while she asked for the money again. No problem, I produced 40 notes and got back on the table.

She then stripped off, as previously mentioned she has small breasts, bullet nipples and a slightly bulging tummy. Clearly a mum to one or more children. She grabs some oil and gives attention to my little friend, all the time looking me in the eye. And those eyes, never experienced anything quite like it in an Asian or any other massage parlour for that matter. She has an intense ‘come to bed’ look as if she really desires you. Personally I loved it, some may find it a little personal.

She climbs up on the massage table and slowly slides up until she can take my member and rub it against her nipples. Unfortunately that’s as far as it went with the slides and though incredibly intimate and personal I really do like the full on body to body experience.

She then does what has been reported before, spins around and flashes her pussy in your face, just out of reach, like some peacock strutting around and showing off her feathers. I then, against my better judgement, gave in and increased my bill by another £ 35 by indulging in some 69. It was both intense and fun, and whilst she knew not to let me come in her mouth I had a great orgasm anyway.

In typical Chinese style she quickly leaps back into her clothes after a quick wash and some healthy wretching, you know, the one that makes us mongerers feel so wanted!

Miaow Miaow has some unique qualities and a fun time was had. Would I return? Probably not, but I would recommend everyone spends at least an hour with her, for those fuck-me eyes if nothing else.

Total spend £ 40 + £ 40 + £ 35

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Offline ars.mav

Great review..same experience..

Loved the "fuck-me eyes" part throughout..pretty intense..makes us feel desireable like Bond, James Bond :drinks:

Offline UKDave51

Just about as you described. did you just offer the extra 35 without negotiation?  would love a blow job, but 100 all in is my limit.

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I must say that each to his own but £105 for BJ is a bit spendy given that another poster reporting it cost £95 for FS at Blagrave Street. I really like MM but I think she's learning how to charge like a wounded bull.

Offline UKDave51

These girls will charge what they think they can get from gullible guys. with my review of this lady, she saw a tenner that I put back in my pocket and she tried to get that before she would take off her panties.
Can`t really blame her, but 115 for a blow job does seem to be a bit OTT. I would pay some but maybe 40 massage 40 b2b , but only max 20 for anything extra. 100 total.
But I would say it`s difficult to think straight when you are aroused and not getting your money`s worth.

Offline UKDave51

I must say that each to his own but £105 for BJ is a bit spendy given that another poster reporting it cost £95 for FS at Blagrave Street. I really like MM but I think she's learning how to charge like a wounded bull.

115 actually.

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115 actually.
Hah, you are correct. That's elevated it from spendy to taking the piss.

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I hear everything you guys are saying, but sometimes it's not just about the money. In the cold light of day yes it does seem a lot for a blowjob, but in my world it was, in the moment, much more than that. I knew when I handed over the notes that I probably would not return and was swayed by both the endearing smile and come to bed eyes.

You can find "blow & go" on AW for as little as £ 25 and full sex Romanians for £ 70 and less. But I have also wasted too many notes on starfish sex over the years, many of which were not as satisfying as a good, self administered hand-job.

Do I dislike parting with my hard-earned cash for entertainment? Sometimes. Do I regret my encounter with Miaow Miaow? Absolutely not.

Horses for courses I guess and if money is your only measure then she will not be for many. For others, as mentioned in my review, worth a visit and just take it as far as you feel comfortable with, would be my recommendation.