Author Topic: Azumi - Sloane Square TOFTT  (Read 1650 times)

Offline GlennQuagmire

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Spotted Azumi on Diva website, thought she was very cute but was put off a bit by price and small list of services.  But my small brain got the better of me and I had to see her.
But the £250 / hour price was bugging me.

As always Diva were very efficient and helpful with the booking. They even kindly gave me £50 off the price because I sent them a couple of links to reviews to the last 2 Diva girls I saw.
I wasn’t expecting the discount because the initial answer when I asked was no. But the manager apparently liked my reviews and offered the discount.

Girl: Yep the one in the pics, yep very little photoshop, WYSIWYG.
One thing the pics don’t show you is that the whole of her back is tattooed with an amazing and very arty / beautiful japanese inspired image.

Azumi is a lovely girl initially reserved but got more friendly and speaks good English and has a very unique look due to her oriental features and blue eyes.
Azumi is slim and long limbed but not actually that tall and has lovely pert breasts
She is from Khazakstan.

After showering I found her sat on the bed naked apart from knickers. Azumi looked amazing.
But once the action started it went downhill.
Tried to kiss her, she moved her head to one side and said, ‘no I don’t do that’!
So started to kiss her neck, but she didn’t like that as she is very ticklish / sensitive. In fact I discovered sh is very ticklish sensitive on most of her body so doesn’t enjoy being kisse anywhere.
Tried to go down on her, got a NO.
Tried to touch her pussy with my fingers - NO.
So ok, lie back and let her give me OWO, it was ok, not very deep,  but it got me hard and after a while I was ready to fuck.
Condom on, she climbed on top, cowgirl,for a good 5 mins, but the rhythm was never great, the best bits were when I pulled her down to me and I just thrusted upwards at speed.
Moved into missionary, but she positioned her legs / hips in such a way that it was hard to get much depth with my thrusts. Eventually managed to get her into a position that worked for me.
But her face was telling me she wasn’t into it.
Almost started to lose my hard on because of this.
But I persevered and eventually popped.
Cleaned up, lay next to each other, talked a bit.
Tried for a 2nd round but once she got me hard and I was inside her, she just kept putting herself in positions that made it difficult for me to get any kind of decent motion going. Tried to go for doggy but she said she doesn’t like it.
I gave up.
Cleaned up, hot dressed and left.  :dash: :scare: :angry:

Yes Azumi is friendly, she is beautiful (if you like slim, Oriental girls), she is actually quite nice to talk with.
But she doesn’t seem to enjoy this line of work, not even sure if she enjoys sex!
Boy am I glad for the £50 discount, otherwise it would have been an even bigger waste of money for me.
Look if you are a bloke that likes to lay back, do very little, just let the girl suck you off and then ride you at her pace, and allow you to only get off in a certain way, and you have a thing for orientals and £250 burning a hole in your cock,  then fill your boots!!!!  :wacko:
I won’t be back to see her.






Offline Dicky

Thank you for the review!  I literally just got off the diva website with a mind to book Azumi tomorrow and now read this review. Going to jack off and go to sleep with empty balls to lessen the horn. She is the most stunning on Diva's right now. Shame about the shit service

Offline GlennQuagmire

Thank you for the review!  I literally just got off the diva website with a mind to book Azumi tomorrow and now read this review. Going to jack off and go to sleep with empty balls to lessen the horn. She is the most stunning on Diva's right now. Shame about the shit service

Fair play mate, I had to do the same after seeing her as I was feeling very unsatisfied.
Shocking state of affairs.

Offline JayEZ2K

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Thanks for reviewing, and commiserations for such a huge amount of wasted money on such a terrible punt. Such shite service is not worth £100 per hour, and not even worth the time to get there if it were free.

Also, it might be better to reject or be cautious about accepting any discounts, as it's their way of trying to bias reviews in their favor, which creates a conflict of interest. Although it obviously didn't work with you, and I highly doubt you will be getting any more discounts in the future, lol.

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Also, it might be better to reject or be cautious about accepting any discounts, as it's their way of trying to bias reviews in their favor, which creates a conflict of interest. Although it obviously didn't work with you, and I highly doubt you will be getting any more discounts in the future, lol.
Yes, important point about accepting discounts. As I finished reading the review, I wondered if Diva proffered the £50 in anticipation of a disappointing experience. A hot looker ain't everything; attitude is. Too bad it was so unsatisfactory, OP  :thumbsdown:

Offline P Exeter

Thanks for this review OP. She looks hot for sure and would love to meet her but not paying this sort of money for bullshit service. If i'm paying for sex I would like the girl to actually offer it! Doesn't seem too much to ask. Sure she's gonna rake it in on the basis of her pics though.

Very much appreciate this information :drinks:

Offline king tarzan

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She is a fucken bitch for doing nothing.
Some fucken prostitutes expect one goes in hands them £250 and just sit and talk only and 1 hour later a hug and kiss on the cheek and leave.
Those sort can fuck off.

There are cunts sadly that do just that fucken TALK ONLY!


Nothings for free in the world.. apart from air to breath..
« Last Edit: November 15, 2018, 12:42:00 pm by king tarzan »
Banned reason: Misogynist who gets free bookings from agencies for pos reviews.
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Offline GlennQuagmire

Thanks for your support lads and yes, duly noted about discounts.
Yep very doubtful I will ever get one from diva again based on this review.
But as far as I am concerned honesty is the best policy and hopefully I have helped a few of the lads on here save their hard earned money.