Darcy - Glasgow

[PR67]

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Had a half hour with Darcy a couple of weeks ago. £70. Her place is a nice flat near the squinty bridge.

Her pics are accurate and I was pleased when she opened the door. She's attractive facially but I'd maybe put a couple of years on her age.

First warning sign was how annoyed she seemed that I turned down a massage. She then jabbered about other punters for a bit. She eventually got started with OWO and it was ok but she didn't really go deeper than the head.

I'd usually like to have her on top first but before I even got to ask she said she wasn't going on top as it would be too sore. Fine I thought but punt turned to neutral in my head.

She lay on her back and it was actually alright. She's got nice legs and she's fairly flexible. I was enjoying myself until after 5 mins she said I'd need to cum soon as it was getting too sore. This is about 10 minutes into a half hour punt. I asked her to bend over so I could cum and get out of there. She did, and her arse looked pretty good, but she stopped me after a couple of minutes saying it was too sore.  I didn't even manage to pick up enough pace to get close to cumming. She wanted to wank me off to finish but I told her not to bother and I got dressed and left. Back in car less than 20 minutes after punt began.

Haven't felt like I've wasted cash like this in a while. Shame because she's actually a pretty hot milf.

[Happyjose]

Thanks for the review

Fairly new profile, but she claims to have been around before

Anyone any idea who she was previously?

[Clattypats]

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First warning sign was how annoyed she seemed that I turned down a massage.

Poor her, that's ashame that it annoyed her...

This is one thing that actually pisses me off in bookings...If I've not specifically asked for it in comms (which I wouldnt) I see it as a time wasting tactic, especially if it is asked at the start of a booking... I've not had it asked alot from memory, but where I have, I haven't return visited...

[Name Not Found]

She sounds like a whiny PITA. Unless you're hung like an oversized donkey there's no excuse for all the moaning (the wrong type of moaning). Clearly a woman in the wrong job. Pity, as a hot MILF is always a good find.

Better luck with your next punt 

[bluelion8884]

Cheers for the review fella, I was actually tempted, but luckily you have saved me the bother and the cash 

[TommyMoundfrigger]

Thanks OP.
She caught my eye but sorry you toftt.
Upwards and onwards.....

[PR67]

Bumping this review as I noticed she had new pics on her profile. They’re fake. None of her new pics are of her so add that to the list of reasons why you shouldn’t bother.

[Walternate]

Looks like she reads here as only 1 pic on profile now.

Thanks for the heads up OP.

[Victormeldrew]

Is that not the crazy air crew luxury flat squinty Bridge woman? Joy?  Reads like it.

[PR67]

Is that not the crazy air crew luxury flat squinty Bridge woman? Joy?  Reads like it.

I don't think so. Can't be sure though as I've never booked a punt with one of those profiles with the writing on the pics.

She deleted the pics that I commented were fake and put up a load of others. They're also either fake or very old as she isn't that thin. Her appearance was never an issue though but I'm guessing her shite service means her phone is a little dusty.