Alice_Rock - Angel, Islington

[Rstevens16]

Background: say a couple of new Asians on AW so thought I should introduce myself.

Location: near angel station. Ex council, not very discreet but frankly filthy enough to be fine.

Comms: ok via text. No problems.

Looks: meh. What you see is what you get. Not as tight as I'd hoped but she's not ugly. She's what I'd call fatskinny. She works her alt girl thing and that's ok. Her tits are quite nice, small and natural and perky.

Service: pretty good. Likes to fuck; decent blowjob. She talks a lot of shit though, the type of cheeky banter all over her profile. If you find that sort of shit charming I'm sure you'll have a blast.

Verdict: her service is probably better then a lot of other Asians but she's a bit fat around the face and her body is only ok. It's a neutral for the looks but I'm sure others will think her service more then makes up for that.

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[holland]

Thanks rstevens16 for your balanced review.
She is overpriced at £160 per hour

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[mrhappypants]

Rstevens, thanks for your review.

She's what I'd call fatskinny.

WTF?!

What you mean is she is not toned. 

The last twat who tried his hand at inventing new categories (slimthick or some such bullshit) was promptly banned. Speak English FFS.

[Ron89]

Rstevens, thanks for your review.

WTF?!

What you mean is she is not toned. 

The last twat who tried his hand at inventing new categories (slimthick or some such bullshit) was promptly banned. Speak English FFS.

And breathe.

Thanks for the review, never thought much of her facially so glad this has reconfirmed my thoughts.

[Rstevens16]

Rstevens, thanks for your review.

WTF?!

What you mean is she is not toned. 

The last twat who tried his hand at inventing new categories (slimthick or some such bullshit) was promptly banned. Speak English FFS.

I'm not trying to 'invent new categories'. Google skinny fat.

[paulitor23]

Means she's slim, but soft and not toned. Standard asian girl body. Not a fan, personally.

[kasamaa]

I'm not trying to 'invent new categories'. Google skinny fat.

I think its just a generation thing....but I do feel MHPs pain sometimes.

New words pop up every day but Fatskinny and slimthick are generally well known these days especially amongst the IG generation.

[holland]

Thanks rstevens16 for your balanced review.
She is overpriced at £160 per hour

UPDATE
Now £180 per hour

[Stowaway]

I think you've pissed her off

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[LLPunting]

I think you've pissed her off

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Excellent let's see if we can boost her past the 500 ph mark.

[The Film Director]

Excellent let's see if we can boost her past the 500 ph mark.

+1

She looks a bit shit to me 

[Waterhouse]

+1

She looks a bit shit to me 

She seems a lot shit to me.  Her whole profile is loaded with poor attitude.   

[Stevenfun]

Surely when you peruse aw you are essentially fetishizing escorts.
You're shopping for an sp that fulfills your particular need for kink on that timeframe whether looks wise or service wise.
Whether that's blonde and big tits and deep throat or ebony facesitting or "small Asian fuckdolls"!

[Stowaway]

I'm torn between thinking she has an attitude problem and thinking she is just honest. Let's be real, how many of these girls actually enjoy seeing us and mean what they say to our face? Pretty sure they all hate our guts. How many of them are lovely and sweet to our faces and then talk shit about us to their flatmates?

One example - other girls' responses to bareback are 'I respect my health and yours so no' but we all know they don't give a shit about us. Alice's response is just a simple fuck off 

[Stevenfun]

She's pretty honest...I'll give her that.
Brutally so.

What sort of men turn you on?   Rich ones who throw large bags of money at me.

[Stowaway]

I remember back when I was trying to book her (which was a whole other fiasco) I asked her what her biggest fantasy was (what can I say I'm a pleaser) and she said her biggest fantasy is someone will give her 10k and then fuck off 

[Fuzzyduck]

I think you've pissed her off

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You gotta respect that. But only if she keeps her end of the bargain.
I think she's totally genuine but loves playing up to the persona. However, whilst some punters might have yellow fever as she puts it, this one thinks small gobby chinese bird with an attitude? No fucking way.

I note she self proclaims to be an enterprising businesswoman. Looking at her loyalty programme, a punter has to invest £900 to get access to the £50 discount. 5.5%? I haven't seen her and I already knows she's tight.

[finn5555]

She’s off her head maybe the Chinese Triads are supplying her drugs on the cheap 


She is an undercover wannabe gangster 

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[Stowaway]

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[Stevenfun]

Achievement unlocked.

Mission success in getting her above 500

[finn5555]

The chink pro$$ie logic has kicked in 

[Waterhouse]

Obviously a busy girl today then. 

[Stevenfun]

Tài guìle, Alice

[Fuzzyduck]

So £180 to £1,800/hr, means she's accounting for an additional 162 mentions. Sorry, honey, it may seem the world is talking about you but really we're not. Get over yourself.
Hats off to you, though

[Stowaway]

Think she's adjusting in advance for any future mentions...

[Sonny Crockett]

She lists receiving BDSM as a like, but then says that she doesn't allow clients to practice bondage on herself.

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[holland]

She needs a psychiatrist.

[Cuntminion]

+1

She looks a bit shit to me 

Seems to have a shit attitude based on arsey aw response

Some cunt will pay for this opinion (£10) but it won't be me

[Cuntminion]

At least anal is still £40

[Waterhouse]

At least anal is still £40

Unless you're an idiot, then there's a £20 'idiot tax' on top also.  Her profile is the gift that keeps on giving. 

[claretandblue]

she clearly has a screw loose 

[Honestperv]

Lol, this one thinks she's funny. She kinda is, but funnier still is that she obviously keeps checking this forum even though it pisses her off.

[Fuzzyduck]

Lol, this one thinks she's funny. She kinda is, but funnier still is that she obviously keeps checking this forum even though it pisses her off.

She loves it: gives her yet more reasons to call us a bunch of whore-mongering, cheating, low life cunts. Of course this thread also gives her great exposure and free advertising to a wider base who might be tingled by her vibe. She knows what she's doing for sure.

[Stowaway]

Or maybe this is one big marketing plan 

After all her profile says she's not working today so she can mess around all she likes

No doubt she'll lower her prices again the next time she works and cash in on the new clients this publicity stunt is bringing her 

[holland]

Did you read about the punter who paid her with fake notes?
Well done Lol

[Fuzzyduck]

Or maybe this is one big marketing plan 

After all her profile says she's not working today so she can mess around all she likes

No doubt she'll lower her prices again the next time she works and cash in on the new clients this publicity stunt is bringing her 

Indeed. I'm mildly surprised she hasn't saddled up her strapon to come on here to tell us all where to go. Perhaps not as punchy as she makes out.
Or, knows what she's doing...

[Stowaway]

Indeed. I'm mildly surprised she hasn't saddled up her strapon to come on here to tell us all where to go. Perhaps not as punchy as she makes out.
Or, knows what she's doing...

She got banned from this website months ago silly 

[Stowaway]

Did you read about the punter who paid her with fake notes?
Well done Lol

You just go to show that there are some on this forum who are biased and simply out to get her (why would you wish counterfeit money on a WG unless you held a personal grudge) which just goes to degrade the name of the website and prevents girls from listening to our suggestions. Oh you think I should improve my comm skills? Well you're just one of those sick twats from that misogynistic website so why should I listen to you

There are a few posters who follow this WG around the forums and comment on all her reviews as if they have a certain vendetta even though they have never seen her before.

[Fuzzyduck]

She got banned from this website months ago silly 

  I'll go to the back of the class. Clearly I missed the party but, since I don't find her remotely attractive, I've not bothered looking at previous reviews.

[Fuzzyduck]

You just go to show that there are some on this forum who are biased and simply out to get her (why would you wish counterfeit money on a WG unless you held a personal grudge) which just goes to degrade the name of the website and prevents girls from listening to our suggestions. Oh you think I should improve my comm skills? Well you're just one of those sick twats from that misogynistic website so why should I listen to you

There are a few posters who follow this WG around the forums and comment on all her reviews as if they have a certain vendetta even though they have never seen her before.

Oh dear, you were doing so well.

[Clooney]

I’m not averse to paying a bit for quality or uniqueness. I was actually about to try to book her, but no chance now.

[Fuzzyduck]

She got banned from this website months ago silly 

As have you. Fuck off.

[NigelF]

The chink pro$$ie logic has kicked in 

Some over-sensitive clown has reported this post.

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[Cuntminion]

Back too 180

Weak willed as well as bad attitude

[thecat250]

Actually I don't think he is being over sensitive, calling Chinese people 'chinks' or any racial slur is unacceptable on this forum, or any walk of life. I see how others may be offended, but hey just my opinion 

[winkywanky]

Smartarse uni-student attitude, prices cynically going up according to her spreadsheet trend predictions, add £40 for anal and she won't swallow your pride.

She's kinda cute but you could probably have a much better time for less money with MissKDD, just as cute, and cheeky rather than arsey. And then you wouldn't feel you were just getting just another Chinese fake?

[kasamaa]

Actually I don't think he is being over sensitive, calling Chinese people 'chinks' or any racial slur is unacceptable on this forum, or any walk of life. I see how others may be offended, but hey just my opinion 

Agreed. Uncalled for IMO

[winkywanky]

Some over-sensitive clown has reported this post.

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Pwobabwy becoth he ith black?

[finn5555]

Back too 180

Weak willed as well as bad attitude

Phone quiet more like