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Online timsussex

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After a query in the regional discussion (and a gentle prod from Nigel :hi:) I decided to TOFTT. Sent off an AW mail but no reply so following day sent a text which got a quick reply, arranged a time and got postcode.

As I noted on the discussion thread the larger slutty type does float my boat a bit but if you are only into slim ladies – stop reading now


She claims to be size 14 but I'd have put her a size larger – the real downside is she used to be a lot larger and now is a on the flabby side and boobs have really shrunk so not the greatest body – in fact probably one of the least attractive I've seen. She is quite open that its not the best body in the world  1/10

Facially though she's OK, and had made an effort with her makeup inc nice nails; although she had cut back on the eyemakeup/false lashes 6/10
 
As I knew about her appearance before I booked lets be generous and average it out at 4/10.

Small flat (clearly lives there) a bit cluttered but clean. Shes quite chatty but not in a timewasting way

Greeted with nice kissing (FK but not very deep) and cuddling, none of this crap fake massage. Excellent OWO then more kissing while I calmed down ! Down for a munch and she was happy with fingers and very wet, bit of 69 then on with the mac and she climbed aboard. Reasonably energetic but wasn't really doing it for me. Swapped to Doggy (which she had said was her favourite) and really got into it – many ladies just kneel down bury their head in the pillow and let you get on with it – not here – she does really get into it and I came to a very satisfying conclusion. 8/10 for effort.

So overall 6/10 and as it was only £100 for a full hour I've made it a positive but I don't suppose many of you will follow me.

Offline nigel4498

Good on you Tim and nice honest review. At least you certainly can't be accused of being fluffy.
It's all about what turns you on in this game.
You are correct in your assumption that not many will follow you, me included.
Hats off to you though  :hi:

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Props for following through. Not my cup of tea, but will float a few other boats I'm sure. Cheers

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As I noted on the discussion thread the larger slutty type does float my boat a bit but if you are only into slim ladies – stop reading now

Well that's definitely my preference Tim but I decided to read on anyway  ;)

I can't fault you on a really honest & objective review so basically what Nigel said - Thanks for following through (literally!!) & taking the time to write this up - Top man  :thumbsup:  :hi:

Offline recycler

Well done Tim, concise and honest review, need more of these. Could be Review of the Year (ROTY) :hi: