External Link/Members OnlyPunt took place this morning, paid £60 for 30 minutes.
Location was the infamous Ascot House, easy to get to and on a Sunday, plenty of cheap parking.
Woke up with an uncontrollable urge to fuck. Even after having sex with the missus, I still had an itch to scratch, so looked up the local parlour schedules/trawled through AW and eventually decided on Alexa. Why? She's described as 5ft nothing, gym toned, profile pics show a fairly attractive woman and list of services is 'All services including CIM, DFK, No Swallow or A'.
The Girl - for once, the girl looked like her agency pics. Obviously not as polished but nevertheless. Petite and firm toned body, big enhanced tits and a lovely shapely arse. Facially around 6/10, almost had a glamour girl look about her. Has tattoos.
Services enjoyed - no kissing (despite listing DFK) but was allowed to suck her tongue as she claimed to have had lip fillers recently and they were sore. OWO, RO and sex in a couple of positions. No fingering allowed in either hole. So, disappointingly, it wasn't quite the 'All services including CIM, DFK, No Swallow or A'.
The action - shown into the room by the maid and Alexa trots in pretty much straight away. Stank of fags, as she'd only just had a cig as I turned up. Said hello, kissed either cheek, took the dough and made some small talk whilst I undressed. Before I could say 'I hope you're not another typical Romanian SP', she'd laid out the towel on the bed and had removed all her clothing. Great, I thought, no chance of building up any chemistry with this one. A brief period of caressing her nice body whilst looking in the mirror and then she offers me OWO. Good technique tbf, she mixed it up with lots of head play, ball sucking, using hands, using just her mouth, trying to DT me, all the while maintaining eye contact. I won't lie, I enjoyed the head and after 10 mins or so, I had to ask her to stop. I then returned the favour, she has a nice neat pussy, smelt clean and was fairly responsive. Perhaps a bit too vocal with the 'oh god, that's amazing', 'fuck, you're so good' etc but I think she enjoyed it, as at a point of her climaxing, she clenched by head with her thighs and pulled me in deeper into her pussy and kept me there while she finished cumming. We then moved into sex (covered, of course), starting in mish. She doesn't have a tight pussy at all, and she used lube, so there wasn't hardly any friction at all. And before you think it's maybe because of my size, I will point out I'm quite girthy. Fact is, she has a loose pussy and it just wasn't enjoyable. Anyway, I spend a good few minutes in mish, varying the speed/length/intensity, all the while she's giving it all the fake porn noises. We then flip over into doggy and although it was a lovely sight, her firm little arse pushed up against me, the general lack of chemistry was starting to bore me. So I just fucked her has hard as I could in doggy, unloaded in the bag and patted myself on the back for not going limp. A quick clean up, got dressed, she made some small talk ('hope to see you again', 'hope you enjoyed it as much as I did' etc etc) and I'm off out the door. All in all, in and out in 25 minutes.
Definitely not a positive for me, I just didn't click and she just didn't make any effort. She seemed bored but I get it, it's a job for her and unless she's that type of person, she just wants to make it through the day and take the corn home. I like more from my punts and this was nothing more than a pump and dump really. In conclusion, nice girl but not for me and I won't be making a return trip.
