Author Topic: Lady Penelope (poss Carmen88) - Wallsend  (Read 3811 times)


3 review(s) for Lady Penelope x (2 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by johnny34]

Offline Mixedracegeordie

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Having asked on forum about to toftt but came across another review using her aw number ehich was positive so thought id go for it.

Appreciate 30 mins is £70 and rules her out for many but her photos are genuine and id rather pay to see someone i knw what they look like and find facially attractive. Obviously dick ruled head.

Comms - Anyway whatsapped yesterday for first appointment today for 11 which kept getting delayed. Eventually agreed 11.45 but then i was late arriving due to traffic. Had bit of chat on there and everything seemed pleasant.

Location - Flat is in NE28 area and got given postcode for a local place before having to call for exact directions to flat. Flat itself has a discreet sise entrance so all good.

Event - ok so on arrival get shown to bedroom - LP looked atunning and nicely dressed in a green lingerie leotard. money taken care of for half hr - £70 rather than £60 also advertised on profile which assume needs to be removed but i had checked price before so knew the position.

LP disappears for a few minutes tells me to get comfortable asked if i wanted a drink - declined- and comes back. Apologises for delay in appointment due to her having a few drinks - 3 wines and ended up sleepin in this morning.

I go in to kiss her and told firmly thats not allowed and its all downhill from there. Go to kiss her neck instead and told i cant presume and have to ask before i do anything. Okkkkk ask if shes ok with reverse oral - get ok and ask if can use fingers get told ok but have to put hand sanitizer on (i was fresh out of the shower at mine, nails trimmed etc. Bit ocd when it comesto cleanliness myself).... But that was fine - but before we get down she says im just going to grab my dildo. Returns with dildo and said could i use that instead of fingers. Not ideal but went along with it. Starts fake moaning within a minute of going down on her and screama ive cum.

Tells me my turn but im not keen on bjs so said can i give more ro told no and that its my turn and i need to listen and how shes in charge.....

Then things go even more down hill as i lean in accidentally as i get caught in the moment and go in for a kiss. Get shot down and given a warning that if i try again then ill get chucked out. I had apologised profusely before she went into rant mode but apparently im now arrogant and pushing my luck  :wacko:

So mood killed i lie down and she proceeds with covered oral trying to make me cum as quickly as possible butim not cumming due to in shock a little and a bit bemused and thinking fuck what have i got into. Anyway mid bj has another rant and how ive been invited in her home and how im arrogant (heard the first time) and how ive no chance of making her cum - i didnt answer back just looked up at ceiling mentally thinkin i hope she doesnt bite my cock off - before continuin with bj and then eventually telling me to leave as im obv not enjoying it/not in the mood and shell give me my money back.

Tbf i got £50 back of the £70 half a bj and some ro

But i think shes on something given her paranoi and personality/mood swings. Granted i assumed i could kiss even though not on profile and even mentioned on another review but had thought this may be a discretion thing.

All in all a terrible punt and to top it off she said her flatmate - one she does duos with and who was in another room - is a cunt and she hates her  :lol: dont think shes easily pleased.

That said prob suits someone who likes to be completely submissive whereas i like to dominate. I think her profile is misleading as well - appears if you want to do anything at all you need per permission so might as well ignore the like list.

Fucking bonkers.  :crazy:

(Appreciate some will say i was in the wrong re kissing etc and this set tone for meeting but lie i said this is from my perspective i wouldnt go back and it made me feel shit. Not been talked down at ever - couldve given back but i kept quiet and took the abuse as its a lass and im in her home).

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Thanks for the review, sounds fucking awful. One to avoid but at least you got some money back.

Offline Mixedracegeordie

Thanks for the review, sounds fucking awful. One to avoid but at least you got some money back.

Before she said she'd give money back i was about to blurt out do you kust want to jump on top and we can get this over with. Good job i kept my gob shut for a few more seconds. Bit awkward getting dressed - didnt look at her but could sense she was fing and wishing i was dead.

Ah well i now have another one to the god awful punts ever.

Hopefully saves someone a bit of money that may be tempted.

Offline bronson24

Sorry to hear you had a bad time. She Sounds like a stuck up cunt.

At least its a Bonus that you got your money back

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Jesus, she sounds fkn mental. On the never ever list she goes  :hi:
« Last Edit: November 02, 2018, 02:13:13 pm by alfie2013 »

Offline Sar-Major

Cheers foe the review MRG    :drinks:

Sounds like a right fekin "Psycho" did she have her own "Padded Cell!!................  :scare:

I think her sister used to worked down Sunderland way.............. Believe her name was "Cherry Knowle"   :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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All in all a terrible punt and to top it off she said her flatmate - one she does duos with and who was in another room - is a cunt and she hates her  :lol: dont think shes easily pleased.


You should have asked if she was available.

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All in all a terrible punt and to top it off she said her flatmate - one she does duos with and who was in another room - is a cunt and she hates her  :lol: dont think shes easily pleased.
Her duo partner is on UKE advertising duos assuming it's the same one.

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Expect the next post in that thread to be "duo's cancelled"  :lol:
« Last Edit: November 02, 2018, 02:53:53 pm by datwabbit »

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Shame she looks so good , but service is so fuckin awful
p.s
did i read your review right when you said "your not keen on bjs"

For the record Im not keen on hoovering or glossing doors

Offline Partyguy

Saved me some cash there she was at the top of the list for my next punt.

Thanks for the review :thumbsup:

Offline Mixedracegeordie

You should have asked if she was available.

I nearly did - think its katie bee? But she looked a bit bigger than what i like plus i thought LP might barge in the room and rip my cock off if i went there  :lol:


Offline Mixedracegeordie

Shame she looks so good , but service is so fuckin awful
p.s
did i read your review right when you said "your not keen on bjs"

For the record Im not keen on hoovering or glossing doors

Tbf her blowjob technique was ok - n yup not a fan some lasses its all hands or too much teeth  :unknown:

Offline Mixedracegeordie

Saved me some cash there she was at the top of the list for my next punt.

Thanks for the review :thumbsup:

No probs and thanks for confirming on the other post this is carmen 88

Offline datwabbit

I nearly did - think its katie bee? But she looked a bit bigger than what i like plus i thought LP might barge in the room and rip my cock off if i went there  :lol:

Anyone, wg or punter, who reads this now knows she doesn't like her but she might not know, blissfully advertising duos.

Offline LesFerdinand

Jesus Christ. That’s one off my list - was considering her for pay day based on pics same as you.  Shame as she looks good and would have been handy for work!

Offline Mixedracegeordie

Anyone, wg or punter, who reads this now knows she doesn't like her but she might not know, blissfully advertising duos.

Admin can take the bit where i said that off but i put it on as it shows if she thinks that about her duo partner she prob doesnt think much of punters. I know she thinks im a full on cunt  :lol:

Offline Mixedracegeordie

Jesus Christ. That’s one off my list - was considering her for pay day based on pics same as you.  Shame as she looks good and would have been handy for work!

If you're happy to sit there and let her direct the punt then happy days. She does look good. Im a bit more hands on ans fifty shades. Nice look when she dowsnt have resting bitch face - gotta learn to not think with dick  :thumbsdown:

Would recommend one of the agencies mate if you're stuck. Find AW is a bit crap nowadays.

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Thanks for the review MRG hope the next one is better.

Offline datwabbit

Admin can take the bit where i said that off but i put it on as it shows if she thinks that about her duo partner she prob doesnt think much of punters. I know she thinks im a full on cunt  :lol:

Seems a decent comment in your review. It's the reviewed girl's stupidity that I find amazing.

Offline CELICA GT

Christ , thanks for sharing, getting fifty quid back is at least some consolation, hopefully you can put this punt in never again bin and the "rebate " can go towards a Good punt next time  :hi:

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Sounds a total fucking nightmare! At least she had the grace to give you some cash back, though it sounds more like it was just to get rid of you rather than because she though you deserved it. Hopefully this review will make her phone so dusty she won't be able to find it under the muck!
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Offline Reg1nald

Thanks for the review, I’d been keeping an eye on them as her and her mate Katie have been advertising duos £100 for 30 mins now and again and must admit I was tempted as they both look good.
Think I’ll give it a miss now, cheers

Offline tynetunnel

Thanks for the TOFTT bud... she’s away from my list  :thumbsup:

Offline Sar-Major

Tbf her blowjob technique was ok - n yup not a fan some lasses its all hands or too much teeth  :unknown:

I love the ones who "Nibble/Bite" a bit.  :rolleyes:    :D   :D   :D

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Admin can take the bit where i said that off but i put it on as it shows if she thinks that about her duo partner she prob doesnt think much of punters. I know she thinks im a full on cunt  :lol:

Mmm Didn't know you were related to "Young Waynekerr"...............  :P    :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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Offline Sar-Major

Christ , thanks for sharing, getting fifty quid back is at least some consolation, hopefully you can put this punt in never again bin and the "rebate " can go towards a Good punt next time  :hi:

Totally agree there.  :thumbsup:

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Offline Monster munch

I actually had a  booking lined up with these 2 for Monday but I cancelled due to it being a non girl on girl duo and no kissing

Offline AgedCases

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Anyway mid bj has another rant and how ive been invited in her home and how im arrogant (heard the first time) and how ive no chance of making her cum

I pissed myself laughing at this! Like that's going to make any man come.

Sorry you had a waste of time. She needs to take lessons in how to be a WG.

Offline Sar-Major

I pissed myself laughing at this! Like that's going to make any man come.

Sorry you had a waste of time. She needs to take lessons in how to be a "Socialite"

There you go, AG it's amended......................  :D  :D  :D

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Offline datwabbit

Katie bee must know about this thread.

She's advertising duos today and showing screenshots of good aw feedback. Funny thing is, this review isn't about her. Guess they've made up or she's happy being a cunt.
« Last Edit: November 04, 2018, 01:47:52 pm by datwabbit »

Offline Shearer1955

She charges £140ph and then mention extras!! - even the Tracies couldn't afford her  :(
FFS she pissed on Parker enough ;) and now she is taking the proverbial out of the punters!  :crazy:

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Having asked on forum about to toftt but came across another review using her aw number ehich was positive so thought id go for it.

Appreciate 30 mins is £70 and rules her out for many but her photos are genuine and id rather pay to see someone i knw what they look like and find facially attractive. Obviously dick ruled head.

Comms - Anyway whatsapped yesterday for first appointment today for 11 which kept getting delayed. Eventually agreed 11.45 but then i was late arriving due to traffic. Had bit of chat on there and everything seemed pleasant.

Location - Flat is in NE28 area and got given postcode for a local place before having to call for exact directions to flat. Flat itself has a discreet sise entrance so all good.

Event - ok so on arrival get shown to bedroom - LP looked atunning and nicely dressed in a green lingerie leotard. money taken care of for half hr - £70 rather than £60 also advertised on profile which assume needs to be removed but i had checked price before so knew the position.

LP disappears for a few minutes tells me to get comfortable asked if i wanted a drink - declined- and comes back. Apologises for delay in appointment due to her having a few drinks - 3 wines and ended up sleepin in this morning.

I go in to kiss her and told firmly thats not allowed and its all downhill from there. Go to kiss her neck instead and told i cant presume and have to ask before i do anything. Okkkkk ask if shes ok with reverse oral - get ok and ask if can use fingers get told ok but have to put hand sanitizer on (i was fresh out of the shower at mine, nails trimmed etc. Bit ocd when it comesto cleanliness myself).... But that was fine - but before we get down she says im just going to grab my dildo. Returns with dildo and said could i use that instead of fingers. Not ideal but went along with it. Starts fake moaning within a minute of going down on her and screama ive cum.

Tells me my turn but im not keen on bjs so said can i give more ro told no and that its my turn and i need to listen and how shes in charge.....

Then things go even more down hill as i lean in accidentally as i get caught in the moment and go in for a kiss. Get shot down and given a warning that if i try again then ill get chucked out. I had apologised profusely before she went into rant mode but apparently im now arrogant and pushing my luck  :wacko:

So mood killed i lie down and she proceeds with covered oral trying to make me cum as quickly as possible butim not cumming due to in shock a little and a bit bemused and thinking fuck what have i got into. Anyway mid bj has another rant and how ive been invited in her home and how im arrogant (heard the first time) and how ive no chance of making her cum - i didnt answer back just looked up at ceiling mentally thinkin i hope she doesnt bite my cock off - before continuin with bj and then eventually telling me to leave as im obv not enjoying it/not in the mood and shell give me my money back.

Tbf i got £50 back of the £70 half a bj and some ro

But i think shes on something given her paranoi and personality/mood swings. Granted i assumed i could kiss even though not on profile and even mentioned on another review but had thought this may be a discretion thing.

All in all a terrible punt and to top it off she said her flatmate - one she does duos with and who was in another room - is a cunt and she hates her  :lol: dont think shes easily pleased.

That said prob suits someone who likes to be completely submissive whereas i like to dominate. I think her profile is misleading as well - appears if you want to do anything at all you need per permission so might as well ignore the like list.

Fucking bonkers.  :crazy:

(Appreciate some will say i was in the wrong re kissing etc and this set tone for meeting but lie i said this is from my perspective i wouldnt go back and it made me feel shit. Not been talked down at ever - couldve given back but i kept quiet and took the abuse as its a lass and im in her home).
The booking never happened for me she's mad questioned her prices and services and she called ranting blocked her and she called from withheld number from the conversation she was totally up her self, seemed to have forgotten she's whoring for a living. Don't bite the "cock" that feeds you pet or you may have to get a real job for a living.

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Advertising Duo's in the NE section Classifieds on UKE.

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She sounds really bad. Mind you though, getting some money back is usually unheard of.