Carla Cutie, Perth

[Poopster]

Where to start...?

Communications I suppose, that's how it always starts.  Carla answered her emails promptly and politely, no issues.  We came to an arrangement and she gave me the address, all nice and easy. 

The place.  Centre of Perth, a decent enough place, felt perfectly safe.  The block itself was a little more run-down on the inside than the surroundings, but not too bad at all and still safe enough.  Her flat was fine, the shagging room was nicely appointed and clean.

The girl herself then, I chose her because her photos looked ok and she was 21.  After the slight disappointment of my first impressions of Lanya, I had a hankering for a lithe young thing and Carla looked like she fitted the bill.  And fit the bill she did.  A cracking little body with a nice little butt, pert tits, long legs.  Hair was nice and clean, pussy nice and fresh, the girl can't really be faulted for presentation, not a bad looking girl if she'd lay off the foundation a bit and forget the fake lashes

Alas, the girl herself is where it goes downhill a bit.  Carla tried, I really think she did.  However, far too bloody nervous and inexperienced.  Her cock-sucking technique involves little more than putting the bellend into her mouth.  If I hadn't been rock hard at her figure, the lad would have gone down fast, it just wasn't good.  We went into a 69, she had a great fresh pussy, enjoys fingering and getting eaten, she got nice and wet, not pre-lubed as too many seem to do. 

Then into the shag.  Honestly, there was just no sensuality in the meet up until this point and I just wanted to shoot my muck and go, so I did.  Rattled her for a couple of minutes, reminded myself I was shagging a 21 year old with a hot body which managed to keep the guy up long enough to shoot.  Clothes on, leave.

I don't know if I've managed to convey how mediocre this punt was.  She's a nice enough girl, looks good and has a great body.  It's just that she sucks and fucks like she's never seen a cock before. 

So, positive, neutral or negative?  Can't be a positive, I won't go back.  Could be a negative, but I've given neutrals to worse looking girls who provided a worse service in worse surroundings.  This is going to be a neutral, but it's a neutral on the strength of her age, body and looks only.  If you're reading this in ten years and this lass is still working, I hope she's lifted her game.

And now back full circle to a lass I mentioned at the start, Lanya of Edinburgh.  The criticism I levelled at Lanya was, I still feel, not completely unwarranted, but this punt has highlighted for me the value of a girl who enjoys and is good at what she does, regardless of how conventionally attractive they may be.  Carla of Perth has a long way to go before she can call herself an escort and relying on looks alone is not going to lead to a successful career.

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[Scottish81]

Good review.  Her pics show a lot of bruising on her legs.  Not sure why but I associate this with possible drug use, did she seem the junkie sort?

[DickDiver]

I've had exactly the same experience. After a long punting break, in the last week I've fucked a great performer who physically did nothing for me, and a hottie who couldnt fuck for chips.

Just once I'd like to fuck a rampant hottie like the old days.

[Poopster]

Good review.  Her pics show a lot of bruising on her legs.  Not sure why but I associate this with possible drug use, did she seem the junkie sort?

Well, that was a concern I had, but she appeared to be free of such marks, I didn't see anything on her that suggested she injects.  She seems a nice enough lass, not posh but definitely not a real scumbag either.

[FBman78]

Good review.  Her pics show a lot of bruising on her legs.  Not sure why but I associate this with possible drug use, did she seem the junkie sort?

Yeah that bruising is around typical injection sites but also could be due to heavy legs training days at the gym. Poopster did she seem like a gym goer because I don't get the feeling she is from the photos? And how was she facially?

[rathbone]

Good review - there's very little choice in Perth, so definitely a gap in the market for someone fit looking with a bit of experience.  Perhaps Carla will grow into her role…

[Name Not Found]

I've seen her profile floating around for a while and have been tempted. There's another girl that sees to flit between Stirling and Perth on the same days so I'm wondering if they are maybe working together.

Your review hasn't entirely put me off. Maybe she needs more bookings to help her learn her trade properly....

[Poopster]

Yeah that bruising is around typical injection sites but also could be due to heavy legs training days at the gym. Poopster did she seem like a gym goer because I don't get the feeling she is from the photos? And how was she facially?

Nothing on her arms that I could see, nothing around her groin either.   I didn't get in between the toes! 

Her general demeanour wasn't "junkie", she seemed a decent enough lass. 

Body was young and slim.  She is in good shape but I'd say she lacks the tone of a regular gym-goer.  Facially, not bad, just too much foundation as I said.

[mr small]

How tall would you say she was.....hate having to stretch for a kiss before we go horizontal.   

 

[Poopster]

I've seen her profile floating around for a while and have been tempted. There's another girl that sees to flit between Stirling and Perth on the same days so I'm wondering if they are maybe working together.

Your review hasn't entirely put me off. Maybe she needs more bookings to help her learn her trade properly....

I think she needs more experience, but I won't be paying her for the pleasure.  If she's still in the game in a year and has somehow build a decent portfolio of positive reviews on here then I'll maybe go back but not at this time.  She's a nailed-on positive if all you want to do is to stick your dick inside a younger woman, but if you want some interaction then I'd look elsewhere.

[Poopster]

How tall would you say she was.....hate having to stretch for a kiss before we go horizontal.   

 

Fuck me.   

5'8"? 

[Name Not Found]

I think she needs more experience, but I won't be paying her for the pleasure.  If she's still in the game in a year and has somehow build a decent portfolio of positive reviews on here then I'll maybe go back but not at this time.  She's a nailed-on positive if all you want to do is to stick your dick inside a younger woman, but if you want some interaction then I'd look elsewhere.

Thanks Poopster. I'm stil tempted to bang her senseless just to see if I can get a reaction out of her. Lets hope common sense prevails 

[S.X. MacHine]

I agree with Poopster's conclusion, that an average looking girl who genuinely enjoys what she does and strives to give each client good service, is infinitely more satisfying than a young beauty lacking in bedroom skills and personality.
Years ago I visited a raven haired, petite young Romanian with an hourglass figure and perfect breasts. However, her coldness and refusal to interact with me ensured the punt was memorable for being bad.
Carla Cutie was actually on my Hot List, as Perth is a place I visit. Thanks for the heads up, Poopster, you may have saved me from a mediocre shag.