Author Topic: C-H-A-N-E-L-x-x - St Helen's  (Read 1503 times)


4 review(s) for C-H-A-N-E-L-x-x (1 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

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Work had brought me back across the Pennines for a couple of days and, finding myself with a few hours to fill mid-afternoon, I decided to see what delights Adultwork could provide in the St Helens area.  Sadly unless I was prepared to travel there was very little although Chanel’s profile seemed to meet my requirements.  A quick search on UKP revealed a positive review (her only one to date) so I thought it worth a gamble.

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The short version.

An extremely disappointing meeting with a lass who, according to her profile is, “sweet, sexy and lots of fun with never a dull moment” when you’re in her company.  Sadly the reality is that her profile page promises a lot of things that she doesn’t deliver.
 
The booking process.

Number on her profile so a few texts confirming services agreed to which included Kissing, OWO, deep throat and sex in the usual positions. All included in the price.

I arranged a one hour booking with the option to extend if things were going well and less than four hours later was at her apartment.

The Venue.

A newish apartment located above a Sainsbury’s Local just off Knowsley Road in St Helens.  Parking available in the Sainsbury’s car park.  The entrance is fairly discrete although it was quiet at the time of my visit.  I’m not sure how busy it gets when there are a lot of shoppers about.

Description.

Chanel is IMHO a FAF, darkish skinned lass.  About 5’6”, size 8-10 with fake 34D tits and a gorgeous arse.  She has very long brown hair that is full of extensions.  The pics on AW appear genuine.  If she has any tattoos or piercings I didn’t dee them

Facially she is not a head turner but certainly not off putting.

The meeting.

I arrived at the given postcode with twenty minutes to spare and let her know by text I was there whenever she was ready.  Immediately I received a phone call in which she directed me to the apartment entrance.  Buzzed in and up the stairs.  There the door magically opened so I entered as Chanel did the hiding behind the door routine.  Once the door closed I was ushered through to the bedroom where I got my first chance to get a proper look at her.  She looked pretty good in a one piece basque and I told her so as I moved toward her to kiss her.

At this point she did a kind of sidestep and asked me how long I wanted to stay.  FFS we had only arranged this a few hours ago!  Anyway I told her one hour, we got the paper work out of the way and she told me to undress but leave my underwear on as she always likes to start with a lapdance.

After messing around with her phone to find some music she performed a very strange type of lap dance which really was doing nothing for me so asked her to move on and give me some OWO. This lasted all of two minutes and involved little more than the head of my cock entering her mouth before she told me that there was too much pre-cum and as she was studying adult nursing she knew what was in it and didn’t want that in her mouth so she would only do OW on me.

Laying her back on the bed I again tried to kiss her but she clearly wasn’t having any of that so I slowly licked my way down her body. I started paying attention to her nipples but she told me they were too sensitive today and to stop licking them.  I moved on to her pussy which was clean and tasted quite sweet although it had been at least a couple of days since a razor had been near it.  I licked and sucked her pussy for a few minutes during which time she did get rather wet.  Then, fuck me, she told me that her clit was way too sensitive as she had cum half an hour earlier and that I had to stop licking that too.

Right, I thought, get the condom on and time for me to have some fun!  So I move up to try and sample her deep throat.  She starts sucking me, never taking her hand off my cock and taking less than half my length into her mouth.  I tell her we’d agreed deep throat to which she replied “Oh you’re way too big for that” – sadly I’m only average according to most girls I’ve seen. 

Deciding deep throat wasn’t going to happen I asked her to get on top of me.  She climbed aboard in cow girl and started to ride me rather nicely as she does have a very tight pussy.  Sadly this only lasted a few minutes before she said that I was too big and it was hurting her.  Switched to missionary, placed her legs over my shoulders which felt great but produced little, if any reaction from Chanel.  Turning her over, she stuck her arse in the air and I continued to fuck her in doggy.  Again very little reaction.  Finally she said that I was too big to carry on fucking and I’d have to finish myself off and that I could cum over her arse as she played with herself.

By now I just wanted to get out of there so took the condom off and finished as she suggested although as I started to cum she jumped out of the way so none landed on her.

Chanel grabbed a dirty looking cloth to clean up my deposit before offering it to me to clean myself up – I naturally refused the cloth and asked where the bathroom was, had a quick wash and returned to the bedroom to get dressed. 

Whilst I was dressing she was on her phone arranging another booking and talking to her next client who it seemed was waiting in the car park so although she had agreed earlier that extending would be fine if I wanted to I'm not sure how that would have worked.

I got back to my car 50 minutes after I had left

The money bit.

I paid Chanel £120 for an hour of her time.

In conclusion.

An extremely disappointing, mechanical punt with a girl who gave the impression that she didn’t want to be there and didn’t provide the agreed services. 

Would I return?  Not a cat in hell's chance, there are much better girls out there.

Offline Licking Lizard

£120, daylight robbery mate !!  Another fucking scank that needs exposing....  Thanks for the review and the warning. 

She is exactly why I don't near any girls under 30 unless they're in a parlour.  The kids 'think' that they can do the game, when in truth, they're only able to do it with punters with whom they have chemistry with.

You're a better man than me. I'd of been asking for my money back after the first refusal of services.....

Feel for ya mate !!!

Offline bigthickdick

A very well deserved negative. Cheers for the review  :hi:

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Offline JJ68522

I saw her a couple of weeks ago. Which, i need to get a review up for but i had the same experience :(

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Thanks for the review, sounds like the kind of depressing experience that makes a punter wanna quit this hobby.
Been there myself mate.
She was one I've been considering,  not any more.

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Was it not this girl by any chance???

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It could well have been. She’s certainly very similar facially.

Offline bigthickdick

It could well have been. She’s certainly very similar facially.

I think she was...

Based on that her previous review puts her to Swinton and that review mentions that she loves anal... now the girl on the picture used to be based in Swinton and used to advertise herself as an anal lover. Based on that I've visited her years ago and had the very same experience as you have just described.

Can someone please confirm it's her so that her previous profiles can be linked to this one. She had plenty of negatives.

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I think she was...

Based on that her previous review puts her to Swinton and that review mentions that she loves anal... now the girl on the picture used to be based in Swinton and used to advertise herself as an anal lover. Based on that I've visited her years ago and had the very same experience as you have just described.

Can someone please confirm it's her so that her previous profiles can be linked to this one. She had plenty of negatives.
Yes, that lookslike the girl i saw in St. Helens

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So this was one of her previous profiles. Please can one of the helpers link this to her present one?
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All I could find under that AW number 3818295 was this
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=122992.msg1397191#msg1397191

That was another profile of her. Due to her quickly building up negatives she's frrquently deleting her profiles and setting up new ones. Check out the other I've linked in this thread that was also her.
« Last Edit: November 01, 2018, 01:27:23 pm by bigthickdick »

Offline RadioKid

Ouch. One for the bin. No wonder she's deleting and remaking profiles

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She was also on aw as Super-Sexy-Sapphire, Naughty-Sexy-Lexi, Jolly-Sexy-Jasmine. At least these are the names I know of atm.

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She was also on aw as Super-Sexy-Sapphire, Naughty-Sexy-Lexi, Jolly-Sexy-Jasmine. At least these are the names I know of atm.

Think I saw her as Naughty Sexy Lexi a couple of years ago in a horrible little bedsit/flat close to Swinton town centre.
The most dispiriting punt I've ever had.
Unclean, looked to be on something, told me about some upset stomach complaint she had (BIG turn on that!!) no make up, no effort made.
She was running late & arrived at the venue just before me, I assumed she would then go & get ready & handed over the cash, like an idiot,  despite getting bad vibes.
No she stayed as she was.
I couldn't even get hard, cos I was completely unattracted to her & she made no effort, other than presenting her whiffy  pussy & arse to me.
I left not long after, dick still softer than overcooked spaghetti.
I should have demanded my money back but she looked kinda rough & I wasn't sure who else was in the other rooms in the building.

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So once again, can any of the helpers link her old profile to the new one please?

Offline NigelF

So once again, can any of the helpers link her old profile to the new one please?

I've linked her new profile (Chanel) to her old Naughty Sexy Lexi profile. If any of her other old profiles have reviews on here please post links to them.

She is exactly why I don't near any girls under 30 unless they're in a parlour.  The kids 'think' that they can do the game, when in truth, they're only able to do it with punters with whom they have chemistry with.

I totally agree with the rest of what you said but not this. I see one of the main reasons to punt as being able to have sex with young/youngish girls and so I know a number of exceptions to your theory. I also think "chemistry" is way over rated and is often just a flimsy excuse for providing crap service (although you probably agree with that) and the same goes for looks, it's only hygiene and politeness that should matter to a decent escort (although again, I'm sure you agree).

Of course, young girls are more likely to be rubbish (on average), for a variety of reasons, including the fact that most older WGs can't rely on looks (unlike their younger counterparts), they have to deliver good service otherwise they won't get many clients or at least not many repeat ones. 

Anyway, who are the young girls you've had poor punts with? If you can't remember the punts very well, feel free just to name them and ideally post their AW links if you can.

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I saw her a couple of weeks ago. Which, i need to get a review up for but i had the same experience :(

I'm sure OP won't thank you for your tardiness, could've saved him 120 quid!

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I'm sure OP won't thank you for your tardiness, could've saved him 120 quid!

Thanks MrD. I thought the exact same thing when I read that post  :dash:  :dash: