Author Topic: Mia_massage - Stevenage ... Disappointing FBSM +  (Read 2296 times)


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Offline BearBehind

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I was left a underwhelmed by this encounter, especially given the high price point.

I am a huge fan of edging and FBSM, so a few positive reviews of Mia had caught my eye a while back and I stuck her on my HL. All booking details were handled via AW email system. I did not speak to her on the phone at all before the date.

Her pics leave you in no doubt that she is a curvy, hourglass type of girl, but no face pics in the free gallery.

I needn't have worried, facially she is pretty with very sexy eyes and an alluring English accented voice that added to my expectation. However I must admit she is a little bigger boned than I usually like, but the rave reviews of her service were not enough to deter me.
On arriving I was greeted with a glass of fruit cordial and a few minutes of chit chat. I had opted for the tantric foreplay service, £260 because this included OWO. During the chat she asked if I was clean and healthy, assuring me that she herself was. I felt this was pointless really, as most punters would say yes to any question so long as they were about to get their dick munched etc... but anyway,minor point.

Shown to the massage space upstairs and the bathroom with a nice shower next to it. Encouraged to take a shower and leave my clothes in there which I did. On emerging from the bathroom, Mia was stood waiting starkers...and this is where I started to feel a little let down. It was now clear that curvy also meant a bit flabby..but hey ho...

The massage area is a home-built, raised bed area surrounded on two sides by mirrors and the rest by gauzy white curtain material. She assured me that the bed had a heated under mattress so I would be comfortable, and I climbed up on board. It is very raised so some may find this annoying if you have any back issues.

Mia started the massage with me face down. She had heated the baby oil, and she started what I have to admit was an okay massage that moved on to body to body, she claims to have been trained by Winks for her massage, and with all the leg pointing and posing, it did feel as much like a perfromance as a massage. She even, at one stage, posed with one leg cocked high in the air, giving me a full view of her pussy in the mirrors next to the bed.

But even with this I just wasn't feeling in the slightest bit aroused. It felt a little mechanical, a choregraphed routine that wouldn't have been adjusted in the moment no matter how either of us might be feeling or reacting. There were a few reach unders and massaging between my balls and my thighs but still, my cock remained disinterested. On the turnover, things got a little better as she started OWO...however another factor now kicked in for me. I felt cold. The underheated mattress was obviously not working and the room was downright chilly. So as my dick finally began to show interest, as she started to blow me, I was still struggling to muster up much enthusiasm. The OWO was not deep and did not last long, and there was no sign of the mutual oral she talks about on her page, as she kept her pussy well away from my face even when straddling me cowgirl. She did allow touching and massaging of her pussy and also was happy to push her pendulous tits onto my face, but again, as I prefer slimmer girls, I was left underwhelmed.

Eventually we got the job done but I have to say it was less than memorable, and at the price point I felt very 'meh' about the whole thing.

I have marked the review as neutral as I appreciate others who like their ladies Rubenesque may have a wonderful time here. But I like to comfortable and be left feeling shamelessly, sensually indulged after such a service and particularly when I invested so much for it. Sadly on this occasion I experienced neither.

Offline Waterhouse

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OP sorry to hear this did not float your boat but you paid £260 for 60 mins of massage, no RO and second rate OWO, and all with a stage 1 chubba?   :dash:  I'm not surprised it was a let down.  Would have been a Red-Neg in my book.

There are some good girls around who will provide a much more memorable service that is VFM.  Do some research and better luck next time.




Offline Chorley

OP sorry to hear this did not float your boat but you paid £260 for 60 mins of massage, no RO and second rate OWO, and all with a stage 1 chubba?   :dash:  I'm not surprised it was a let down.  Would have been a Red-Neg in my book.

There are some good girls around who will provide a much more memorable service that is VFM.  Do some research and better luck next time.
Exactly this. Her rates are fucking ridiculous for what she provides and she's a fatty :crazy:  :wacko: :thumbsdown:
« Last Edit: October 30, 2018, 12:31:49 pm by Chorley »

Offline winkywanky

Must confess, when I saw Mia massage in Stevenage I thought you were talking about Mei in Stevenage. 

You weren't, but if you had gone to see Mei, she'd have relieved you of around 50 notes for an hour with the possibility of a cheeky blowjob thrown into the mix, but with the excitement of not quite knowing for sure. And you'd have definitely had a nice oily handjob  ;).

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OP sorry to hear this did not float your boat but you paid £260 for 60 mins of massage, no RO and second rate OWO, and all with a stage 1 chubba?   :dash:  I'm not surprised it was a let down.  Would have been a Red-Neg in my book.

There are some good girls around who will provide a much more memorable service that is VFM.  Do some research and better luck next time.

BearBehind That's a brutal amount to pay  :thumbsdown: Better luck with searching out some vfm around that area with genuine service providers .

Offline theoldmaggot

A recent reversed image search crops up a Instagram with the same lady with face pictures.

Would you say it was her or just a B&S?