External Link/Members OnlyComms:Called but no answer. Received text asking if I wanted to book, to which I replied a time and all was confirmed for 10pm. Around 7.30pm I realised I needed to make it earlier, so text her to ask to change it to 9pm which wasn't an issue. All good so far.
Location:Seemed like an AirBnb (apartment) just round the corner from West Kensington Station. Easy enough to find. Parking free after 8.30pm. Felt quite dingy getting up to the flat, and the flat itself didn't really make up for this.
Looks:Profile doesn't lie. Stunning Brazilian girl with the body of a goddess. Pretty face. If you are an ass man and aren't overly fussed about service (and are happy to be in the company of a gorgeous Brazilian woman), she is the girl for you. Would say around 30 years old or a couple years over. However, her English is very poor, which could be a deal breaker for some. But the cracking body somewhat makes up for it. Asked her in advance to wear stockings and suspenders for a lapdance, request not met- met with underwhelming lingerie.
The Meet:Booked £200 for 1 Hour, ended up paying £120 for 30 mins
I arrived 5 mins late, and was made to wait a further 5 mins- potential back to back, but I had not seen anybody leave or on the street for that matter, and so continued. Her lack of English made initial business fairly awkward. Once that was out the way, I was made to wash my hands and then the action began. It felt very robotic and for that price she seemed very distant and not into what she was doing. Started with a lapdance and striptease, after which she initiated OWO by telling me to undo my belt (she asked whether I preferred OW or OWO and I opted for the latter). The lack of conversation due to her lack of English made the meet very bare and wasn't very exciting. Before the OWO this I went to initiate some DFK which has been stated to be on the cards in previous reviews, and it became clearly evident that it wasn't on offer. I pulled her up about this as it's one of the main things I was looking for, and she replied saying she does do DFK, as we carried on very lightly touching lips. I brought it up again and instead of just admitting DFK wasn't on the cards, she said "stop putting me pressure" and passively aggressively offered me me back £80 and said I can stay for 30 mins instead if I wasn't happy with her. I stated I was very happy with everything except for the no DFK, to which we both decided it would be a 30 min session. Now at this point I didn't know which was more: disappointment with the service, or shock at being offered money back (which I took and she handed back at that very moment). What followed was OWO, 69, and doggy. Credit where credit is due, OWO was great. Sex was average, but both holes were very tight (didn't go for A-Levels but managed to slip thumb in an inch or so
). That was it and after a quick shower and brief chat about London and her time here (and her work as a personal trainer back home in Brazil) I duly made my move with no bad feelings.
Now at the point of changing the session duration, it felt quite tense when it happened, but she didn't let that feeling last and quickly diffused the situation and carried on, and did make me feel comfortable for the rest of the time I was there. Main thing I commend her on is her effort to continue without making it seem like anything had happened, however it was still clear she wasn't really into what she was doing at the time.
Conclusion:Physically she is the real deal, and as long as poor English isn't a deal breaker for you and you're an ass man then she ticks the right boxes in that sense. However I feel she is a bit like marmite; if she likes you and you click the meet will move smoothly and has the potential to be very enjoyable. Otherwise it feels like a very wasteful, expensive 30 minutes.
I have to commend her integrity in handing me back £80 when we both realised I wouldn't be getting the full service I was there for. However her hit and miss nature and distance from the action makes it a negative.
