SEXY_LEXIxxxx At East Midland Airport Outcall

[Aengus]

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Background

In East Midlands for a couple of nights so put a RB on for 3 hours for £300 at my airport hotel. Got about 11 bids and chose Sexi Lexie as her AW feedbacks (160) was good and field report on UKP was ok and mentioned she cums lots. I’m a sucker for making women cum so right up my street !

Location
My hotel East Midlands Airport

Comms
AW mail, text and phone. All good and responded quickly. Noticed she had a slurry voice when I spoke to her on the phone in the afternoon but thought no more about it.

Booking
Outcall 3 hrs @£300 with the option to extend to overnight for £500 at my hotel. Dinner then fun upstairs.

The Girl
Tall well built blonde in short black dress, shoulder length hair. Bare legs with slightly blotchy skin. About a size 10/12 but well proportioned. Said she was a personal trainer and her body was toned. Looked a bit tarty but ok. Reasonable looking looking but no model. Slurring voice a bit and strong accent, very talkative but ok.

The meeting
Arrived on time, phone call to say she was outside so met at the entrance. Upstairs to dump her gear and quick kiss and cuddle. Handed over the 300. Down to hotel restaurant for dinner.

God ! Talk! - Could hardly get a word in. Seemed a bit hyper. Skipped starters and mains came. She had a Caesar salad with chicken. Couple of bites and she said the chicken was dry and couldn’t eat this. I tried it and it seemed fine to me. Sent it back and she decided to have an alternative dish. Lots of talk about her running a food place etc. Then she disappeared to the loo. Gone for ages and her replacement dish arrived. After a while the staff took it back to keep warm. She returns and takes a bite of the food and said it’s overdone so it goes back. I’d finished my meal and she decided not to have anything else.  More chat and criticism of food, waitress etc.. I’m feeling a bit embarrassed now as the food was perfectly ok to me, so we bale out and go to my room. Restaurant staff were brilliant and patient.

I realised by now that she was pissed on arrival and the 1/2 bottle of wine she drank at dinner wasn’t going to help.  Decided that having paid up front I was going for a shag. I eventually managed to shut her up and get her tits out. Lovely boob job, soft with big nipples but not responsive. Stroked her pussy through her panties and after a Very short time she came loudly and wet her pants. Said she was tender so stopped for a while. I got a large towel for the bed and god job I did!

FK was good and lots of tongue work. Into OWO which was quite good with lots of shaft an ball licking. Deep down her throat to the balls no problem just the occasional gag. After a while she seemed to get fed up and loose interest, said I was on Viagra as I hadn’t cum (I wasn’t) More talking not much sense, so I went down on her. Nice pussy, smelt good and tasted fine. After a very short time licking her clit she came and and gushed again.

More talking at me without making much sense so I thought I’d better get the deed done. Much rummaging in her bag for ages to find a condom and I could feel my erection going - she popped one on just in time.
Missionary, legs up, nice tight pussy lots of loud moans and she came again very soon and gushed. I wasn’t stopping now so pounded away holding on to her bucking and biting me and having several orgasms! Never experienced anything like it!! I didn’t last long and popped in the bag.

Short rest and she got up, put her pants and dress on, said times up. Just a quick kiss and goodbye. Was all a bit sudden but it was a relief as I’d had enough ages ago. I had a big bite mark on my arm and a smaller one on my neck, luckily below the collar.

I’d been looking forwards to a sensual evening of nice food, interesting conversation, mutual foreplay leading to sex in many positions and a cuddle. All I got was a quick shag and half a blow job interspersed with moronic senseless chatter. Quite a disappointment.

I guess if she was sober then she would be ok but she cums so easily that I guess the novelty would soon wear off and I’d get bored waiting for her sensitive pussy to relax enough to carry on fucking.

So in all, I got a shag but the restaurant embarrassment and the fact she just wouldn’t shut the fuck up was a real downer. I’m saying she was drunk but maybe something else. Was drinking loads of water. Wish I’d realised earlier before handing the cash over, but I’m a bit naive I guess. Didn’t take up the overnight offer!!
 

[boobloverhenry]

Oh dear

Doesn't sound like anywhere £300 worth of fun.

[Mrberks]

Interesting. Did you see her on the 28th? Or before?

[theoldmaggot]

Wow..blacklisted as she was on my HL.

Thanks for the review.

[Newtothisstuff]

Bloody shame mate.  I'd never book a girl I'd never met before to take to a restaurant. Too much can go wrong. They all lie in their profiles so we never know exactly what we're letting ourselves in for. Some 'classy' girls just think that means they remember to wear knickers to church on Sunday. I still remember a girl I booked years ago in London. She looked elegant and beautiful in the photos she emailed. (Pre AW). It was in a very nice hotel so she asked that I meet her outside to make sure she could get past reception. What I found waiting on the street was a woman in a leather belt, (feably maintaining the pretense of being a skirt ), the ubiquitous fishnet stockings, unfeasibly high heals, see through lace top, pink highlights and more warpaint than Sitting Bull! She looked like she could have come straight from a 1980's porn film. There was no way anyone couldn't tell exactly what she was. So I walked past and left her out there. I went for a coffee and learned my lesson. If you want to eat, go have a meal. If you want to fuck, book a prossy. If you have to mix the two, I'm sure the girl can think of something for you to munch on.
I do take wg's to dinner sometimes. But only girls I've met before and if I've booked them for an overnight or a weekend.

[Aengus]

Interesting. Did you see her on the 28th? Or before?

Couple of weeks before 28th.

[Aengus]

Bloody shame mate.  I'd never book a girl I'd never met before to take to a restaurant. Too much can go wrong.

You’re correct of course, but I have had some great dinners/shags with girls I’ve not met before. I got it wrong this time and I’ll be more careful in future.

I had a blind dinner / overnight the week before and she turned up looking fabulous, had a great conversation through dinner, and the fuck of my life for 4 hours after. Unfortunately she closed her profile a couple of days later and has disappeared.  So it can work out well sometimes.

[Bangers and Gash]

Having paid upfront, the OP sounds lucky she didn't drop a bag of worthless crap in the hotel room and do a runner during the meal.