External Link/Members OnlyKeep driving past this place and decided to give it as try the other night
Was greeted by Niko on the reception, who I would describe as early 40s, 5ft 5, size 10ish lady. Paid £45 for an hour and got shown to a room.
Someone else came in and she left the room. But there was 2 doors open, so I didn't get changed yet, plus it was bloody cold in the room!! When she was done, she came back and closed the doors and stayed in the room, so that already set the tone. I got naked and she didn't even bother a putting a towel over me.
Then what happened next was so bizarre. She put the oil on her hands and starting rubbing aimlessly around my body at 100mph. Kept moving from my back to my legs, going so fast with no pattern or technique. 5 minutes in I was so close to telling her to stop and give me my money back because it was nothing like I had ever had before!!
However, after just over 5 mins, she then changed her rhythm and go into a normal routine. As in started to focus on one body part at a time, and then it started to feel ok. Nothing great but was satisfactory.
Then came the question of extras. Only HR was on offer for £20. And to be fair it was quite decent. She took her time and was sensual. I was allowed to touch her arse and that was it. Got cleaned up after blowing my load, was offered a shower and that was it really.
Rated a neutral, because although it was a bad start it had a half decent 2nd half. Would I return? Na I would give it a miss.
