Author Topic: Abby Massage Heathrow - Not what I expected  (Read 993 times)


6 review(s) for Abby Massage (2 positive, 1 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline bobby242v

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First review but I will try me best. I saw Jetstream's review here today which reminded me that I need to also share my thoughts.

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Wanted to explore some heathrow options which serves me well location wise as I pass through the area on the way home from work. I'm into b2b so saw this profile come up. Body looked good so thought to give it a try.

Comms: Called a few times with no answer, then got a text and asked what time I should call back. On the phone she sounded like a nice enough lady. Agreed for 30 mins for £70  :dash: which I now feel like a complete idiot for spending.

Location: Heathrow area hotel. Decent enough for a massage and no problems getting there and being discreet.

The girl: Listen, I understand calling someone "ugly" is harsh and that beauty is subjective. But somehow her pics gave me quite high expectations that she would have a fit face, but when I saw her I was like oh wtf. I agree with Jetstream's portrayal of her eyes, looks sunken and her face to me anyway was a turn off. Unfortunately I am too polite for my own damn good and I should have walked. But I froze, then went in anyway like an idiot...

The massage: Rubbish rubbish rubbish. Don't know what else to say. I started on my front, her hands were going in light circles with no pressure. Instead of it being relaxing I was almost getting pissed off at some stage thinking wtf where's my massage. I asked her to do it a bit harder but why should I need to tell someone how to do their job? Unfortunately I couldn't get hard because I was feeling like crap and it also made me think about the times in the past where I've walked into something I wanted to get out of but couldn't  :scare:

This is just a warning guys. I should have smelt a fish when she had no face pics not even the ones where its blurred or you get some basic idea.

It hurts to relive this but I gotta do my bit for you guys.

So it's a negative from me.
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Offline Muff licker

what services did you get HJ ?
Was she naked or tits out?