Abby Massage London

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This is what happens when you don't use this site to double check and take the glowing feedback on AW at face value.

Saw Abby at a cheap but reasonable hotel near Heathrow. I'm a sucker for nice legs and her 1st profile pic got me intrigued. The pointy shoes did try to warn me but I was clearly thinking with my dick. The glowing field reports completed my fall.

Comms by sms and phone were good. She sounded really nice on the phone and I was actually looking forward to seeing her.
She hid behind the door as she opened it. The first disappointment came when I saw her face. Now unless this was some kind of perverse bait and switch, there's absolutely no way I would describe her as "beautiful", having a "wow factor", "gorgeous", "horny", "charming", "pretty", "stunning" or any of the other superlatives scattered across her AW feedback.
   
nouveaumonsieur2 is spot on with his description of a Polish farmer's wife. Yes, she has nice legs, but that's it. The rest of her body is unfit and un-toned. She has these deadpan eyes she just stares at you constantly with. There's nothing sexy about her face at all. 

Anyway, I was here for the massage so I thought forget about the face, but the massage was very poor and she has zero technique when it comes to playing with your dick. She's more likely to succeed in making you go limp than get hard. Not what you forked £100 out for. Especially when girls like Sadie Strumpet offer what I'd consider a platinum service for £80!!!!!

The oil she uses feels like a poor Polish imitation of Johnson's baby oil. A bit too sticky for a nice massage. She was happy to let me massage her, but her back was covered in pimples which weren't really visible because she'd turned off all the lights, but I could repeatedly feel as I tried to massage her. It was very unsexy and not at all pleasurable.

Her numerous field reports mention mutual shower and I wouldn't have minded this as it helps get all the oil off, but she didn't offer this and after all the disappointment already, I didn't want to add to it, so I just washed myself and departed as soon as I could.

I swear you couldn't actually pay me to see her again. 


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[Sir Lancealot]

I think if you had read the reviews on UKP, including mine, you would have saved yourself the disappointment and £100 rather than relying on AW feedback which is highly unreliable.

[JAG4555]

is this the same girl.

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[Sir Lancealot]

Nope - definitely way too attractive to be the Abby being reviewed here.

[LLPunting]

is this the same girl.

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tempted

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This one's pictures have been around for a while, think I saw these in AW last year.

[Waterhouse]

Always do your homework OP.  Agree that Sadie is top notch in this area.

[Azucar D Artagnan]

Always do your homework OP.  Agree that Sadie is top notch in this area.

Yondue616  any idea of a link for Sadie    . Searched in general on AW searches but nothing that seemed to be her .

[Ratchet25]

Here you go: Sadie Strumpet

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Remember her when she used to work at Bunnys in North London!!

[Waterhouse]

Yondue616  any idea of a link for Sadie    . Searched in general on AW searches but nothing that seemed to be her .

Ratchet has posted the link.

Check out her Touring and Venue tab... she always keeps it up to date.  She also frequents Colnbrook nr. Heathrow, sometimes visits Epsom in Surrey, and very rarely she may pop into London once in a blue moon.