Sharon Blonde - Colindale

[Lukie8]

First review so please bare with me.

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Comms- had a bit of spare time while working so text a couple of numbers, Sharon or the maid got back to me quickly and was free straight away. Called on arrival,and given block name and flat number.

Location- new build in Colindale opposite the old peel training centre. £1 for parking plenty of it.

Cost- £50 for half an hour

Services- DFK,OWO, mish and doggy

Punt- Arrived at flat door, Sharon was hiding behind it. Sharon age of 44 is about right nice body and nice tits, not the best looker but was ok. Had a quick shower, then back into the bedroom. Sharon was wearing a bra and knickers that quickly came off. Started with DFK then she laid down, she obviously didn't feel like doing much, I kneeled on the bed next to her and got some OWO while I rubbed her pussy, she did tell me no fingers inside. Blowjob was ok not toothy but didn't go far down just the tip really. After that on with the Dom, asked her to go in doggy which she did. After a while swapped her into mish with her legs on my shoulders and blew in the bag. Cleaned up with wet wipes and was out of the door after a little chat, her english is good. Good P&D session exactly what I was after.

Would I return- prob not, so many to see and so little time.

[woiczeck]

Souunds more like a neutral to me - lazy and unenthusiastic - cant be a positive but you were there I wasnt mate.

[Sunny]

Reading that didn't seem like a +ve review lol she seems to have ads everywhere. Tempted to go but doubt she would do CIM/facefucking

[last_days_of_logan]

Reading that didn't seem like a +ve review lol she seems to have ads everywhere. Tempted to go but doubt she would do CIM/facefucking

just make sure you have a timer set and ready

[winterssong]

First review so please bare with me.

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Comms- had a bit of spare time while working so text a couple of numbers, Sharon or the maid got back to me quickly and was free straight away. Called on arrival,and given block name and flat number.

Location- new build in Colindale opposite the old peel training centre. £1 for parking plenty of it.

Cost- £50 for half an hour

Services- DFK,OWO, mish and doggy

Punt- Arrived at flat door, Sharon was hiding behind it. Sharon age of 44 is about right nice body and nice tits, not the best looker but was ok. Had a quick shower, then back into the bedroom. Sharon was wearing a bra and knickers that quickly came off. Started with DFK then she laid down, she obviously didn't feel like doing much, I kneeled on the bed next to her and got some OWO while I rubbed her pussy, she did tell me no fingers inside. Blowjob was ok not toothy but didn't go far down just the tip really. After that on with the Dom, asked her to go in doggy which she did. After a while swapped her into mish with her legs on my shoulders and blew in the bag. Cleaned up with wet wipes and was out of the door after a little chat, her english is good. Good P&D session exactly what I was after.

Would I return- prob not, so many to see and so little time.

Interesting set of mixed reviews for this lady. Seems she has been trying to lose it bit of weight but basic curvy type figure all been relative is there she also seems to like being tanned. Talked her into making a video for not far off her hourly rate extra.  As you see from the stills from the video at her thickest weight she is fairly thick but is up and down weight  wise. We agreed that I wouldn't film her face and amusingly when she was in face view she had a scarf over her face. An absolve screamer so loud when pounded from the back. At first when I suggested from behind she was very reluctant for size reasons but sometime later was screaming the place down and took it like a trooper. Not a looker in my view but the thick strong  legs and ass were what I was there for. I find it interesting to see women not in arranged or doctored photo poses where always they try to hide their real size or any fat. Don't know how "nice" she is as no real interaction just carnal fucking for most of the hour. Funnily when I really pounded her and she got carried away she forgot all about the scarf and it slipped off altogether and she didn't mind. She was pleasant after and got me a drink.



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[last_days_of_logan]

Interesting set of mixed reviews for this lady. Seems she has been trying to lose it bit of weight but basic curvy type figure all been relative is there she also seems to like being tanned. Talked her into making a video for not far off her hourly rate extra.  As you see from the stills from the video at her thickest weight she is fairly thick but is up and down weight  wise. We agreed that I wouldn't film her face and amusingly when she was in face view she had a scarf over her face. An absolve screamer so loud when pounded from the back. At first when I suggested from behind she was very reluctant for size reasons but sometime later was screaming the place down and took it like a trooper. Not a looker in my view but the thick strong  legs and ass were what I was there for. I find it interesting to see women not in arranged or doctored photo poses where always they try to hide their real size or any fat. Don't know how "nice" she is as no real interaction just carnal fucking for most of the hour. Funnily when I really pounded her and she got carried away she forgot all about the scarf and it slipped off altogether and she didn't mind. She was pleasant after and got me a drink.



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this woman is the weakest thing on earth. She categorically cannot take size at all.... so i dont know if you saw the same person but she is one of the weakest and most fearful or taking size .... let alone pounding

she is also a clock cheat....and she has very little ass

as you said its all relative, i would like to think i share similar interests with the bubble but group on the forum and guys...she is a failure in that department

between this girl and the one you put in the thicker edition i think your butt rating criteria is very different compared to others

[winterssong]

this woman is the weakest thing on earth. She categorically cannot take size at all.... so i dont know if you saw the same person but she is one of the weakest and most fearful or taking size .... let alone pounding

she is also a clock cheat....and she has very little ass

as you said its all relative, i would like to think i share similar interests with the bubble but group on the forum and guys...she is a failure in that department

between this girl and the one you put in the thicker edition i think your butt rating criteria is very different compared to others

In the end she's been in business so long because guys including some guys on here have had a great time with her and have given her good reviews because of that. But I do believe that you and her were not a good fit and your experience with her was a very bad one. I must confess I have never been in that situation you describe which sounded disrespectful to you. 

I believe she was a clock cheat with you but as per positive reviews on here she didn't do any clock watching when I saw her. Also reading between the lines you were clearly being gentle and reasonable with her but she seems to have made a decision to not trust you to go in fully when she could have. Her other "reasons" just sounded like rubbish. For some reason she's treated you in a derogatory fashion so I understand your attitude to her. That said it wasn't my experience at all.

The next pics I'll put up are of a girl who features in the bubble butt thread who I made videos with. There's a few in that thread actually I've filmed with. So not sure how you think you know my taste in butts, its much wider than you may think.

[last_days_of_logan]

In the end she's been in business so long because guys including some guys on here have had a great time with her and have given her good reviews because of that. But I do believe that you and her were not a good fit and your experience with her was a very bad one. I must confess I have never been in that situation you describe which sounded disrespectful to you. 

I believe she was a clock cheat with you but as per positive reviews on here she didn't do any clock watching when I saw her. Also reading between the lines you were clearly being gentle and reasonable with her but she seems to have made a decision to not trust you to go in fully when she could have. Her other "reasons" just sounded like rubbish. For some reason she's treated you in a derogatory fashion so I understand your attitude to her. That said it wasn't my experience at all.

The next pics I'll put up are of a girl who features in the bubble butt thread who I made videos with. There's a few in that thread actually I've filmed with. So not sure how you think you know my taste in butts, its much wider than you may think.

this was my review of her https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=215794.0

Thank you, I appreciate the fact that you are polite, kind responded and have also defended your experience as well. Its refreshing to get a balanced review

Regarding her positives...you seem to hint at me negative being an outlier or something out of the norm cause her posititves outweight everything else....? In counting for this profile ID...she has 7 reviews and 3 are positives only..and one of them...this one we are in seemed to be one that others thought was a neutral or negative....she could easily have been flying high with just 2 positives and multiple negatives 

i dont know what went on with you two but she cannot take size IMHO,.......for all the excuses one would give...she was smiley and happy to take the money and give it a go...it was an outright "i cannot do it, i tried" type vibe, but the attempt was such in comparison to other SPs that people with size who want to "pound" will not get that from her. It most likely is a YMMV cause the two of you got on. In her defense she made an excuse saying she had just had an op to make her pussy smaller but i think that was BS

regarding the timing, i would like to say that in my time of dealing with all sorts i can tell a person that is comfortable with pulling a move / a con. even if she doesnt normally cheat on time...she was comfortable and relaxed with how she did it with me. It just flowed from her.

Its like one SP that was taking people's bills ..going off into a room and then coming back with fake notes saying the SP gave it to her like that....she did it casual and part of process, she was a cheat even though that probably wasnt the norm for her.Same with the SP that was great right up until her and her boyfriend started robbing people.

I apologise for jumping in on your comment like that..it was uncalled for i think (even though i didnt mean any disrespect at all to you or the SP).... It's just that i saw your comment about her, heaping all this praise and i had this feeling of the crap she pulled, has pulled, sort of disappearing into the ether 

I ALSO apologise about misrepresenting you regarding the bubble butt thing.... just that back to back you mentioned curvy for this one and posted something on the thicker edition.... so just to clarify for people that might put money based on the question below

do you think either of these women has an ass worth mentioning

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[last_days_of_logan]

In the end she's been in business so long because guys including some guys on here have had a great time with her and have given her good reviews because of that. But I do believe that you and her were not a good fit and your experience with her was a very bad one. I must confess I have never been in that situation you describe which sounded disrespectful to you. 

I believe she was a clock cheat with you but as per positive reviews on here she didn't do any clock watching when I saw her. Also reading between the lines you were clearly being gentle and reasonable with her but she seems to have made a decision to not trust you to go in fully when she could have. Her other "reasons" just sounded like rubbish. For some reason she's treated you in a derogatory fashion so I understand your attitude to her. That said it wasn't my experience at all.

The next pics I'll put up are of a girl who features in the bubble butt thread who I made videos with. There's a few in that thread actually I've filmed with. So not sure how you think you know my taste in butts, its much wider than you may think.

yo wintersong, i completely forgot who you were, you're the guy that had all that information on Leila right? I knew there was something familiar when you kept on trying to post vids and pics you did...i was like "that move to post personalised vids etc is more common that i thought" lol.

Sorry forgot who i was conversing with for a sec

[winterssong]

yo wintersong, i completely forgot who you were, you're the guy that had all that information on Leila right? I knew there was something familiar when you kept on trying to post vids and pics you did...i was like "that move to post personalised vids etc is more common that i thought" lol.

Sorry forgot who i was conversing with for a sec

An ass is a fine thing, so I created an ass wonderwall with a selection of some of the asses of girls I've fucked and filmed which is shown below, it's quite a big picture file. I left out  girls whose  asses were too big others whose asses were too small. The hottest girls facially don't have the biggest asses sadly I find. But maybe I'm gonna find the ass that saves me, but then most of all, she'll be on my ass wonder wall.

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[last_days_of_logan]

An ass is a fine thing, so I created an ass wonderwall with a selection of some of the asses of girls I've fucked and filmed which is shown below, it's quite a big picture file. I left out  girls whose  asses were too big others whose asses were too small. The hottest girls facially don't have the biggest asses sadly I find. But maybe I'm gonna find the ass that saves me, but then most of all, she'll be on my ass wonder wall.

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if i wasnt sure before i am now, you are not part of the bubble butt connoisseur group 

[winterssong]

if i wasnt sure before i am now, you are not part of the bubble butt connoisseur group 

Most certainly not, a lot of the south American girls in that thread I can't get into their south american features facially / look  and when you look back at them on film body wise I think I've just been over exposed to it and wish the girls were taller by default with thicker thighs. A year ago I discovered some video series by a guy call buttman. Don't know if he's alive as apparently he got aids but he seems to be the only ass connosieur I've come across. In all seriousness the biggest problem is the photos girls and pornstars put out are taken to emphase ass but often disappoint in real life. If you saw Flower Tucci in real life for example you'd be shocked by how small she looks in real life same with Sarah Jay. Also they want a film copy and film the video on their camera then give you a copy.

These pornstars on the roster currently see below link have no asses

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Ava Knox is hot see link below but no ass. Its much harder when you want to make films. Girls want to be slim to get work. Also when you arrive thinking you're going to see mirror image of girl in the film in the hotel/ apartment its often a disappointment.

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This lady Carmella Bing is hot at this agency below but her last day was Friday

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Jasmine Black is nice with a little bubble butt but not big enough ass or thighs for my current filming requirements see below. I'm blowing 3500 Xmas bonus on girls but its thin pickings so may spend a grand or two or nothing if no decent girls arrive who are bigger and happy to film.

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When I ask why they can't get more curvy girls they say no call for it or bookings will be too low. I can't argue as they know their business better than me. Beautiful girls with no ass, a.nightmare

[last_days_of_logan]

Most certainly not, a lot of the south American girls in that thread I can't get into their south american features facially / look  and when you look back at them on film body wise I think I've just been over exposed to it and wish the girls were taller by default with thicker thighs. A year ago I discovered some video series by a guy call buttman. Don't know if he's alive as apparently he got aids but he seems to be the only ass connosieur I've come across. In all seriousness the biggest problem is the photos girls and pornstars put out are taken to emphase ass but often disappoint in real life. If you saw Flower Tucci in real life for example you'd be shocked by how small she looks in real life same with Sarah Jay. Also they want a film copy and film the video on their camera then give you a copy.

These pornstars on the roster currently see below link have no asses

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Ava Knox is hot see link below but no ass. Its much harder when you want to make films. Girls want to be slim to get work. Also when you arrive thinking you're going to see mirror image of girl in the film in the hotel/ apartment its often a disappointment.

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This lady Carmella Bing is hot at this agency below but her last day was Friday

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Jasmine Black is nice with a little bubble butt but not big enough ass or thighs for my current filming requirements see below. I'm blowing 3500 Xmas bonus on girls but its thin pickings so may spend a grand or two or nothing if no decent girls arrive who are bigger and happy to film.

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When I ask why they can't get more curvy girls they say no call for it or bookings will be too low. I can't argue as they know their business better than me. Beautiful girls with no ass, a.nightmare

it's okay, it just means that you yourself cant tell..all those ones you mentioned i could tell had exaggerated asses.

aside from sarah jay though, i knew she didnt have a VW but i did think her hip to waist ration was good. i am surprised if that isnt the case

the UKP bubble butt cartel are experts in this thing....its part of the fun in finding the best asses out there..and when we trade information we know exactly how to break it down

its good to know though about your benchmarks, i considered to see that Dila character based on your description of her and how hard you said she could take it (though after sharon blonde i dont think you can help me with that issue) but now i might dig around for more photos and ASS-ass the ass for myself. see if she cuts the mustard for decent butt/ass

[DubCee]

if i wasnt sure before i am now, you are not part of the bubble butt connoisseur group 

+100

[winterssong]

+100

Some follow others lead. I don't want to be part of a group

[last_days_of_logan]

Some follow others lead. I don't want to be part of a group

This is perfectly fine mate, trust me i think we will recover

[winterssong]

it's okay, it just means that you yourself cant tell..all those ones you mentioned i could tell had exaggerated asses.

aside from sarah jay though, i knew she didnt have a VW but i did think her hip to waist ration was good. i am surprised if that isnt the case

the UKP bubble butt cartel are experts in this thing....its part of the fun in finding the best asses out there..and when we trade information we know exactly how to break it down

its good to know though about your benchmarks, i considered to see that Dila character based on your description of her and how hard you said she could take it (though after sharon blonde i dont think you can help me with that issue) but now i might dig around for more photos and ASS-ass the ass for myself. see if she cuts the mustard for decent butt/ass

Just going through miss Dila video from an ass view point. Sadly I don't think she'd meet your ass qualification at all. Also it should only ever be you who makes up your mind. She was so fucked out Friday she called it a day for this year anyway. She'll be working in Milton Keynes in the new year. A big girl called Ivy I made a video with is possibly a rather protruding ass, it filmed well anyway. Sarah Jay has a curviness but in real life her frame is not so big. But her waist then curve out to ass makes her look bigger. Darla and Monica Santiago I think have great asses she was in Paris touring a little while back. If you really behave you can get introduced to other girls as you're seen as a safe customer. Me I only judge by performance on film. Hot girl shit action is like too much porn. So performance is everything. Happy to let you see footage of sharon screaming the place down so you see she will take an incessant pounding even if she didn't with you. As you don't film I could never see evidence of what you say. I only trust what I can see.

[last_days_of_logan]

Just going through miss Dila video from an ass view point. Sadly I don't think she'd meet your ass qualification at all. Also it should only ever be you who makes up your mind. She was so fucked out Friday she called it a day for this year anyway. She'll be working in Milton Keynes in the new year. A big girl called Ivy I made a video with is possibly a rather protruding ass, it filmed well anyway. Sarah Jay has a curviness but in real life her frame is not so big. But her waist then curve out to ass makes her look bigger. Darla and Monica Santiago I think have great asses she was in Paris touring a little while back. If you really behave you can get introduced to other girls as you're seen as a safe customer. Me I only judge by performance on film. Hot girl shit action is like too much porn. So performance is everything. Happy to let you see footage of sharon screaming the place down so you see she will take an incessant pounding even if she didn't with you. As you don't film I could never see evidence of what you say. I only trust what I can see.

completely agree with you....i have to trust my experiences more so than what others say

nah you're alright with the video, to be honest i just dont think that either for pounding or for size or for bubble butt assessing that you are on the level that you think you are.

First off the ass-essment of some of these women prior to challenging you and you admitting you dont really have a stringent criteria....showed me personally that "too much talk, not enough reality" may apply to others things. it's funny how impressions matter cause now i have doubt in everything you brag about if you get my gist

there are guys here that i know that walk the walk cause when you trail their reccomendations...they seem to shape up and pan out (ability to take pounding from real size). thats how you can tell who is legit and who isnt. I remember seeing the great Ivy 2019 for the first time...similar to my experience with sharon but worse....later a couple of these fellas PM'ed me after i requested suggestion before that (much like i did you before you do your under handed stuff and put me on blast  )  and said "try going back there...she is much better and can take it". so i went back and they were right...

....whereas someone suggesting sharon, in the timeframe when she has already been working for eons and has settled into suitable habit, as a person that can take a pounding from size i would question "hmm, kind of puts a dampner on everything else this person says" .... add that to the sometimes horrific bubble butt assessments ...then nah your advice is nice and entertaining to read but not really anything i would personally take on board

[last_days_of_logan]

Just going through miss Dila video from an ass view point. Sadly I don't think she'd meet your ass qualification at all. Also it should only ever be you who makes up your mind. She was so fucked out Friday she called it a day for this year anyway. She'll be working in Milton Keynes in the new year. A big girl called Ivy I made a video with is possibly a rather protruding ass, it filmed well anyway. Sarah Jay has a curviness but in real life her frame is not so big. But her waist then curve out to ass makes her look bigger. Darla and Monica Santiago I think have great asses she was in Paris touring a little while back. If you really behave you can get introduced to other girls as you're seen as a safe customer. Me I only judge by performance on film. Hot girl shit action is like too much porn. So performance is everything. Happy to let you see footage of sharon screaming the place down so you see she will take an incessant pounding even if she didn't with you. As you don't film I could never see evidence of what you say. I only trust what I can see.

Was the Ivy girl hungarian? do you have a link?