Author Topic: Kitty - South Croydon  (Read 3183 times)

Offline NickA

Kitty's ad recently showed up on Gumtree.

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Hello. I am nice friendly lady and I offer professional and qualified massage and beauty services in incoln including: Traditional massage Hot oil massage Neck and foot massage Full body massage Sports massage Be pampered by a professional, qualified massoge therapist and feel totally relaxed in a omfortable, clean and friendly environment with soothing music, soft lighting and the heady scent of romatherapy oils further details, directions and to make an ppointment lease don't hesitate to call.
open 7 days a week 9am till 11pm
tel:07394356824


Communication was by text and very prompt, but Kitty would only reveal the postcode. A quint at Google Maps identified it as a stretch of shops near South End in South Croydon., specifically the EE gentleman's barbers on that drag. I immediately presumed Kitty was renting the spare room at the side of the salon. A couple of years ago I visited a strapping blonde Polish lass named Maria who rented this room. She dispensed back waxing and therapeutic massages, and, for £60 a pop (but no nudity and respectful over-the clothes touching) would massage you naked and toss you off while gazing intently at your penis.

On arrival at the postcode, however, Kitty insisted I wait in the car park of Tesco Local where "my Chinese friend will collect you as my flat is hard to find." I wasn't keen, as I hate male 'maids' and Sergeis. But a very low-key, polite and presentable Chinese man duly showed up and led me the hundred yards to a front door between two shops, and up the stairs into a brand new flat.

Kitty was in the bedroom and greeted me with a huge smile. Very friendly, pretty Chinese girl with long black hair in her late twenties, early thirties. Small boobs, wide hips but no paunch. She was wearing a clingy black dress and high heels which I have to admit looked great, but didn't exactly scream 'therapeutic massage'.

I decided to stay for an hour and paid £100. Kitty invited me to lie down on her low floor mattress/bed. She then took all her clothes off and proceeded to massage my back and legs. She didn't stop grinning but her English was almost non-existent and we had to communicate via the translator app on her phone. She dished out the familiar charming compliments; all part of the service, but I didn't mind. There was also something weirdly erotic about it.

On the turn, she hopped aboard for some body-to-body massage and I sucked her nipples and kneaded her arse while she ground herself on my lap. After going backwards and forwards between the  raunchy and legit massage she wrestled a condom onto my erection and she administered some very presentable, if mildly toothy oral. Then for the main event.

There were 'issues', but we got there with a little patience and a generous squirt of lube. Have to admit she looked good on her back, hair all ruffled, nipples like golf tees and my meat inching slowly inside her. We had to take it very slow, but once I adjusted to her unhurried pace, I really got into it. Got her to sit on my cock, but she was tentative and had to lean forward with her boobs in my face to control the depth.

Back to missionary and more lube until nature took its course, and Kitty's vagina expanded. We got a nice rhythm going and she started huffing and puffing and grabbing my back and arse. The feeling when I finally penetrated her to the hilt was heavenly. Despite the condom.

Couldn't help myself and suggested 'doggy'. Kitty looked wary, but got herself on all fours and backed onto the goods. Did the usual hand between the legs at first to control the pump. But again we took it very very slow, and patience paid off. Settled on a slow hard rhythm, with Kitty sitting almost back on her haunches, and my penis arcing right up inside her. She kept her hand between her legs, but I took her fingers, linked them with mine and proceeed to rub her clitoris. After a minute, it was hard to tell whose fingers were whose.

I finally squirted what felt like a bucket load into the balloon. Haven't cum while fucking a WG for a loooong time. So a nice, unexpected finale.

Would I return? Probably not, as I think I experienced all Kitty had to offer. Don't think she's been in the game for long and am not convinced she'll stick around. But she's a good-looking girl with a good attitude.


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Offline kungpo

Kitty's ad recently showed up on Gumtree.

External Link/Members Only

Hello. I am nice friendly lady and I offer professional and qualified massage and beauty services in incoln including: Traditional massage Hot oil massage Neck and foot massage Full body massage Sports massage Be pampered by a professional, qualified massoge therapist and feel totally relaxed in a omfortable, clean and friendly environment with soothing music, soft lighting and the heady scent of romatherapy oils further details, directions and to make an ppointment lease don't hesitate to call.
open 7 days a week 9am till 11pm
tel:07394356824


Communication was by text and very prompt, but Kitty would only reveal the postcode. A quint at Google Maps identified it as a stretch of shops near South End in South Croydon., specifically the EE gentleman's barbers on that drag. I immediately presumed Kitty was renting the spare room at the side of the salon. A couple of years ago I visited a strapping blonde Polish lass named Maria who rented this room. She dispensed back waxing and therapeutic massages, and, for £60 a pop (but no nudity and respectful over-the clothes touching) would massage you naked and toss you off while gazing intently at your penis.

On arrival at the postcode, however, Kitty insisted I wait in the car park of Tesco Local where "my Chinese friend will collect you as my flat is hard to find." I wasn't keen, as I hate male 'maids' and Sergeis. But a very low-key, polite and presentable Chinese man duly showed up and led me the hundred yards to a front door between two shops, and up the stairs into a brand new flat.

Kitty was in the bedroom and greeted me with a huge smile. Very friendly, pretty Chinese girl with long black hair in her late twenties, early thirties. Small boobs, wide hips but no paunch. She was wearing a clingy black dress and high heels which I have to admit looked great, but didn't exactly scream 'therapeutic massage'.

I decided to stay for an hour and paid £100. Kitty invited me to lie down on her low floor mattress/bed. She then took all her clothes off and proceeded to massage my back and legs. She didn't stop grinning but her English was almost non-existent and we had to communicate via the translator app on her phone. She dished out the familiar charming compliments; all part of the service, but I didn't mind. There was also something weirdly erotic about it.

On the turn, she hopped aboard for some body-to-body massage and I sucked her nipples and kneaded her arse while she ground herself on my lap. After going backwards and forwards between the  raunchy and legit massage she wrestled a condom onto my erection and she administered some very presentable, if mildly toothy oral. Then for the main event.

There were 'issues', but we got there with a little patience and a generous squirt of lube. Have to admit she looked good on her back, hair all ruffled, nipples like golf tees and my meat inching slowly inside her. We had to take it very slow, but once I adjusted to her unhurried pace, I really got into it. Got her to sit on my cock, but she was tentative and had to lean forward with her boobs in my face to control the depth.

Back to missionary and more lube until nature took its course, and Kitty's vagina expanded. We got a nice rhythm going and she started huffing and puffing and grabbing my back and arse. The feeling when I finally penetrated her to the hilt was heavenly. Despite the condom.

Couldn't help myself and suggested 'doggy'. Kitty looked wary, but got herself on all fours and backed onto the goods. Did the usual hand between the legs at first to control the pump. But again we took it very very slow, and patience paid off. Settled on a slow hard rhythm, with Kitty sitting almost back on her haunches, and my penis arcing right up inside her. She kept her hand between her legs, but I took her fingers, linked them with mine and proceeed to rub her clitoris. After a minute, it was hard to tell whose fingers were whose.

I finally squirted what felt like a bucket load into the balloon. Haven't cum while fucking a WG for a loooong time. So a nice, unexpected finale.

Would I return? Probably not, as I think I experienced all Kitty had to offer. Don't think she's been in the game for long and am not convinced she'll stick around. But she's a good-looking girl with a good attitude.


Thanks for the review sounds interesting, was sex agreed beforehand or is it part of the service?

Offline NickA

Not agreed beforehand but obviously part of the service

Offline Bobby D

I attempted to see this person the other day, and was on my way to the given postcode CR2 6PA....then I thought I would ask the age old question...

"Do you see black guys?"

"No"

*points car homewards*

I was quoted B2B massage £50\30mins £80\60mins so maybe the extra score is for FS

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I attempted to see this person the other day, and was on my way to the given postcode CR2 6PA....then I thought I would ask the age old question...

"Do you see black guys?"

"No"

*points car homewards*

I was quoted B2B massage £50\30mins £80\60mins so maybe the extra score is for FS

Have you punted any WGs in the 3 years you have been on UKP ?

Offline fisherofsouls

Quick update on this crew.

Booked specifically for Kitty, got the postcode, Tesco, friendly pimp routine but once indoors was faced with a plain 40-something who totally failed to excite. Google Translate established Kitty was elsewhere - very soon after so was I !!

No hassle leaving the flat, did get a couple of plaintive emails a bit later "please come back" but otherwise a smooth walk for me :(

Offline NickA

I don’t know how this firm are still in business.

I got bombarded with texts after my first and only visit. But while I had a good time with the original Kitty, I did not like fucking a WG while the pimp was sat in the room next door listening. I replied to one of the texts and said I wouldn’t return as long as the bloke was there and they told me he’d gone. When I said he hadn’t, she admitted he was still there!

They’re so desperate for punters, they’ll say anything.