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Just had a tv station call and said mate there is a small problem. We need you to go to Berlin in 2 weeks to do some filming for us. The problem is filming is for 3 hours monday evening and the next flight back to my Airport isnt until Thursday HAPPY FUCKIN DAYS

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Now to work out how to claim a FKK as expenses.....

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something to ponder i suppose. i do fancy having a crack at this EW place ive done  airport girls 3-4 times so something different not really into FKK.
If anyones got any up to date info on EW that would be great as well. will report back of course nov 4th -8th.

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something to ponder i suppose. i do fancy having a crack at this EW place ive done  airport girls 3-4 times so something different not really into FKK.
If anyones got any up to date info on EW that would be great as well. will report back of course nov 4th -8th.

I'll be visiting EW a couple of times next week. I've been there many times but last visit was in May so I'll give an update next week. I'm not into FKK either, EW is my favourite in Berlin.

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I'll be visiting EW a couple of times next week. I've been there many times but last visit was in May so I'll give an update next week. I'm not into FKK either, EW is my favourite in Berlin.

What is EW? Do you have a link?

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What is EW? Do you have a link?

EW is Erlebniswohnung. It is a gangbang club. Entrance fee includes food and drinks and as much action as you can handle. Not the place to go if you're looking for one on one action.
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EW update as promised.

I visited on Sunday and Monday this week.
One of the reasons I like EW (apart from the obvious) is how friendly it is. The girls genuinely seem to enjoy it there and it's easy to chat to them when they are between sessions especially if you smoke or can stand being in the smoking room. I had a long chat with local German girl whose English was excellent. She said she worked at EW because she loved sex and gangbangs. Nice to know.

And she told me something I didn't know despite having been there many times. If you like a particular girl you can ask her for a private session in one of the rooms downstairs. The cost is €120-150 depending on the girl. Now I know that's probably not why you would go to a gangbang club but I thought it useful to share.

Anyway Sunday was fairly quiet with 4 or 5 girls throughout the evening. Girls were all attractive with a couple of stunners. Had a couple of typical EW sessions with 4 or 5 guys taking their turns for BJ and covered sex.

On Monday I had a particularly memorable session. The German girl I had been talking to on Sunday was in session but I was taking a beer break. I went to watch and there were only 2 guys active with her. I went back out to the food area. After about 20 minutes she comes out, sees me and asks if I want a session. So we go into the room and she says 'why don't you lie down and I'll suck your dick'. She then proceeds with the best BJ I've had for a long time. After about 15 mins a couple of guys come into the room and one decides to join in as she was in perfect doggie position. She starts moaning and gets even more active with the BJ. I feel very close to coming and pull out. She laughs and says 'you can CIM if you want'. So I do, she swallows and says ' that was delicious, thanks very much'.

Final note on covered or not.
All sex in EW is covered and all the girls are strict about that.
BBBJ depends on the girl. Almost all my experience in EW has been uncovered.

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Thanks for that mate looks like a trip to EW for me then

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BBBJ depends on the girl. Almost all my experience in EW has been uncovered.

Interesting; last time I was there (march) all but one girl insisted on covered. Hopefully things are getting a bit more relaxed now since it's a while since the new law came in and I doubt there have been many (any?) prosecutions.

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Interesting; last time I was there (march) all but one girl insisted on covered. Hopefully things are getting a bit more relaxed now since it's a while since the new law came in and I doubt there have been many (any?) prosecutions.

Maybe I've just been lucky as it depends on which girls are present.
Also as I reported on another thread - I was there in Feb when the police raided. I was getting uncovered BJ when I looked round and 2 policewomen were standing about 5 feet away watching me. Nothing was done. So maybe I am lucky :)

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Thanks for that mate looks like a trip to EW for me then
Have fun.
I should mention the one negative about EW. There can be long gaps between sessions, sometimes 30-45 minutes. I don't mind as that's my rest time. But if you arrive at the wrong time you might think nothing is happening.
Also beer is available but it's not obvious. Go to the far end of the food/toilet area. Smoking room and sauna are to the left. Turn right into the office and there's a fridge where you can help yourself.
I'm going back now, flying home tomorrow.

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Interesting; last time I was there (march) all but one girl insisted on covered. Hopefully things are getting a bit more relaxed now since it's a while since the new law came in and I doubt there have been many (any?) prosecutions.

Only fair to report that I visited again on Wed and had fun with different set of girls but this time everything was covered. I guess my luck is turning.

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As a long time fan of EW I'd like to give some different angle to this topic instead of my typical celebration of that establishment.

My last visit was this month (October) and I've been there five times since summer.

Every time has been quite different, which is partly why I like this place but for a random visitor it might be downside 'cos if you end up there on a wrong day, it can give very different view of the place if visiting some other day. And you'll never know by looking at their website what's going on there or who's gonna be there 'cos it's never up to date. Lot of the girls aren't even listed there and only few of them are with their own photos.

Firstly I should mention my previous favorite lady, Austin, who seems to be always present (excluding few months off she took early in this year) and while she's still very pretty (black skinned, half-american, long black hair and a face that is a mix of black and indian race).

Absolute stunner but her level of service has declined remarkably recently. She used to pretty wild, having sex in all the possible positions, showing lots of enthusiasm and I've even licked her asshole for a long time previously.

But now it's very different. She only lets her to be fucked in doggystyle and she seems to be very mechanical and tired of what she's doing. Like she's not there. And she's done that every time with everyone since she got back from her vacation.

When I was wondering and asking her what's the problem, why only doggy, she replied "my feet hurts so I can not do any other position". So I thought that's temporary but her feet has been hurting now for more that 6 months so I don't think that's a reason.

Once she even brought some sort of a boyfriend with her and she was even more distracted that day. So maybe she has found a new boyfriend and has made new rules because of that, who knows? It's anyhow very sad to see once so active lady gone downhill so badly. I don't even want to fuck her anymore and as I said, she used to be my favourite before.

But to go to my last visit: it was some sort of a public holiday in the middle of the week and therefore cost was the same as weekends (100 EUR), instead of a usual 90 EUR. That didn't show in a better service 'tho unfortunately. Instead it was really quiet all the way, so quiet that some new visitor would have been amazed about lack of an action.

The first girl I saw there was my least favorite, an old Italian hag from Sicily who is like 60 years old (at least by the looks) and very unpleasantly bony. And she has a vicious personality. Treats men like scum, with no respect and very bossy. Everything about her is annoying. So much so that I have no desire to have any kind of a sex with her, so I was really disappointed to see her. She's been there now twice during my last 5 visits.

The next one was also not someone I wanted to see. And old, skinny, dark haired woman I don't have any feelings for either. She's ok to talk to and I've managed to fuck her few times but don't feel like doing so anymore.  Not very pretty either, age shows badly. She's very often at EW as well, like 4 times during my last 5 visits. Not good.

So it took me something like 4 hours since getting in to even have sex with anyone. And that was aforementioned Austin, which I didn't want either for the reasons mentioned but since I came there to fuck and started to be bit frustrated already I decided to give it a go and emptied quickly my sacks fucking unwillingly in that doggy position.

I was ready to give up my hope for EW altogether but thank God things started to change for the better. In stepped new one for me, Shiva. I heard later that she had been few years back "a star of EW" and I don't wonder why. Very pretty, youngish looking and horny as hell. I think only thing she didn't do then was CIM. Perfect attitude and she definitely lit up the whole place. Suddenly I was completely happy.

Last girl was small Asian girl Shayen. Thai I guess. And at least as good as Shiva. Very pretty for an Asian and she had some sort of a boyfriend with her who participated in action. Asian dude. Funny thing was that in that action joined the house guy who's always doing some random chores there but this time he just stepped in. I cracked up laughing when I saw that 'cos that was very unexpected. I know that owner, Mustafa, is fucking these girls all the time since we've fucked so many times some girls at the same time but this was something new to me definitely.

So all in all I only fucked 3 different girls that day despite being there at least 10 hours and that's my new lowest record. At my best I have been able to fuck 12 different girls during one day, so there's a huge difference.

But that tells something about EW, it's a place that varies a lot and that's why you see so many of these "EW has gone downhill" reviews, which are usually written by people who have been there only once and on a bad day. On a good day it's still just as good as it ever was.

If you have and can to pick a day, go there on Friday, then you have the best chance for a good experience. Other days can be tricky. Definitely don't go there on any public holiday especially if that's your first visit.

Just bear in mind that Fridays can get really busy and there might be 30 aggressive other dudes in the house fighting for a same piece of meat and that's definitely not for everyone. Other days are more quiet and there's a good chance to get even one-on-one action then. Like on my last visit, there was only 3 other blokes when I entered and at the busiest moment 9 others in the house.

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Interesting update Donald. I think I've been 8 or 9 times in the last 4 years and I'm firmly in the "EW has gone downhill" camp. Almost all my visits have been on Fridays.

3 or 4 years ago there was regular action with at least 2 girls on for about 40 minutes, followed by about 20 minutes breaks. All the action was OWO, and there was a wide variety of young and attractive girls. There were also occasional visits from swinging couples who indulged in gangbangs and bukakke. Over the last 2 years, quality, variety, frequency, and effort have all diminished significantly. The last time I visited, in March, I think I managed to bang 3 girls, none of whom seemed even mildly interested, all OW; and I spent 90% of the day sitting around waiting for something to happen.

Everyone's experiences are different, but I doubt I'll be back unless I hear reports of something significant changing.

 

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Interesting update Donald. I think I've been 8 or 9 times in the last 4 years and I'm firmly in the "EW has gone downhill" camp. Almost all my visits have been on Fridays.

Thanks mate! And sorry to hear that you've been so unlucky.

My first visit was probably 3 years ago and by far I'd say it was the worst what comes to the quality and quantity of girls. Friday, but only 5 different girls during the whole day of whom 2 were not house girls. One of those was probably the ugliest skank I've ever put my dick in. Old, fat and so ugly I couldn't even look at her face (which didn't matter anyway since I was pounding her from behind). Only pretty girl there was Austin which took my breath away then. Night also ended unusually early, there was no action whatsoever after 9PM. But since it was my first visit, I didn't know what to expect so I was completely happy afterwards.

On other visits since I've been more or less lucky, absolutely best visit being this year in the springtime, on a Friday. 12 different girls of whom most were absolute stunners (and young). Sad that I haven't seen those beauties at EW since then anymore. At busiest all three rooms were occupied at the same time. Loud music on the background and some of the girls were openly drinking wine straight from the bottle in fucking rooms and getting visibly drunk. So it was like a crazy private home party that evening. I also saw two couples there, but they weren't sharing, only one of those girls was licked by Austin.

I also witnessed this summer my first CIM at EW. It was Regular (and very nice) house girl called Joline who went on her knees in the room and took anyone's load in her mouth who only was capable of delivering. And she certainly did her best to help with that. She also swallowed some. Great girl and I've been lucky to have been few times at EW at the same time with her. I'm quite sure she is the same girl described above by Bill Tong (who was for CIM).

Anal action I've only seen once and it was pretty much exactly a year ago.

But the absolute favourite of mine at EW I met this summer, stunningly beautiful young Turkish girl with nice curves in all the right places and brown hair. I saw her on two different visits and fell in love with her the first moment I saw her. She's been probably most close to a girlfriend experience I've ever had in any of these places. I hope to see her again of these days.

So maybe you see the pattern here, NnF?

As I see it, EW just varies from one day to another so much that it's nearly impossible to say how it will be tomorrow or next week. Maybe even too much, I'd like to have some consistency and predictability as well, but I keep going there for as long as I will have some totally disastrous day (which was very close to my last visit, only those two last girls saved my day then).

I think Mustafa himself knows as well that he's constantly on the edge and he desperately needs at least two good girls there every day to keep his reputation and clientele coming in. I saw him very frustrated last time, but I guess it was just one of these bad days for everybody then. Like I said, avoid EW on national holidays.

P.S. There hasn't been a single visit to EW when I haven't heard nostalgic talk about how EW used to be when it was still located in the old place. I'm sure lots of it is pure nostalgia and I can't tell which stories are true or not, but I've hears about constant fucking with at least 3 different girls on a same bed at the same time (and 30 blokes), CIM's, OWO's, COF's, anal, bukkake, all fucking done WITHOUT condoms (!!!) etc. and that it was more like a small apartment those days with very intimate feeling. Sounds wild but I don't know which way I prefer better, the new way or old.

I'd have still loved to have a chance to experience that 'tho.
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Yes I think it's lack of consistency that's a problem. On Sunday the German girl I mentioned above told me she usually comes Sun and Mon, but a guy had annoyed her in a session and so she might not bother coming on Monday (I'm glad she did :)). So if the girls decide themselves whether to turn up, often at the last minute, it's hard to provide consistent level of service.

PS. Austin was there all 3 times I visited on this trip :)