Winry - Central London
External Link/Members Only External Link/Members OnlyIncall - Lambeth / nr Westminster
90m - £240
BackgroundThis assignation was several weeks in the making, not unconnected to her piss-poor organisational skillz.
CommsAtrocious: by which I mean, truly - inept. She files this under 'being boho', but the reality is that she's an incompetent organizer.
LocationHer in-call hotel: a smart, safe, central premises - good.
The galYou may have noticed that she advertises bareback, albeit with some minor caveats. I noticed this too, and I proceeded nonetheless. Her current AW pics do show her as she appeared to me (volunteers providing links are most welcome). She is attractive, pleasant enough (in a passive way), young, skinny, blonde, and she has a definite personality -
though mostly this amounts to being taciturn; inhibited; klutzy and slightly dour. She is currently not aware of what it means to work in, or as, a service business. Her conversational range is very narrow: she's knowledgeable, after a fashion, but it comes without a governing intelligence.
Her current profile (which has been updated since my visit) gives the following:
"...bubbly"
"fun and energetic personality, very relaxed, not awkward"
"...resemble and take inspiration from Sasha Gray"...none of which were observably true on my visit - and I'd venture to say that they're self-flattery on her part.
EventsMy spirits lifted as I saw the location, they were a little deflated when her instructions to the room were confined to the room number alone - rather than imagining her customer trying to figure out which floor and which directions they should take. This typifies her scatty amateurishness.
On arrival she was remote, disoriented and almost wholly under-prepared. The bed was unmade; a used towel lay on the bathroom floor, along with the detritus from her period or the previous night's spilt takeaway barbeque sauce (I can't be sure which). Best of all, there were two floaters in the loo...
nice touch, Winry!That was, with hindsight, the point at which, like one of her turds, I should have registered my protest, before drifting off.
The sexUtterly unmemorable. Dull. Lacks engagement, effort or flair of any sort. I neither asked for, nor passively accepted bareback - I assume that's offered for regulars on their third visit.
Feeling like you might want to come? - CIM is a chargeable extra, though not explicitly listed as such (nb: she has a smart-arse get-out clause listed on her profile for just such occasions).
SummaryFor the purposes of most UKP / AW customers, she'll be considered a dilettante - she fancies herself as an edgy belle-du-jour-occasionelle, but really, she doesn't know what she's about or what she's doing in this business, and it really shows. She'll certainly get custom from big-paying US visitors, and other tourists besides, for whom the home market is too restrictive and the prospect of oppressing the former oppressor holds a deep psychic appeal. Everyone else should save their money for a few years on the off-chance that she grows up and learns her actual fucking craft.
Return?Don't be fukn foolish.
