Author Topic: Pretty Little Tilley, Long Buckby - Don't bother!!!!!  (Read 2078 times)


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Offline Bornslippy

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Ok...First post so hopefully I have put the correct things in the correct places?
Have not been in this game long (April this year) and have had some average, some good, and also a couple of bad, punts. This one took the biscuit!!!
Liked the idea of a dirty little 22 year old. She sounded dirty on phone so ticked the boxes. First meet 2 weeks ago was a big let down. Said she had to pop out for 15 mins....this ended up with her not answering the phone...I drove home. Anyway, contacted next day and gave some bollocks about her dad suddenly visiting blah blah blah...agreed to offer £50 for 45 mins for another visit.
Today she sounded like she was slightly slurring on the phone. Forgot what time we had booked (12:30). said call in 15 she will be home. Called. No answer. Then 10 mins later text saying just getting in shower and would call me. 35 mins later some more BS about something (cant remember) then eventually address to head to. Another phone call saying can you wait 2 mins outside (it was raining) I said no chance. She answered the door half naked clearly unwashed (35 min shower????) Led upstairs into back bedroom. Tells me how to lay down and which position I should adopt (jeez) off she goes to her room shuts door as I reluctantly undress. comes out with her outfit on (as per profile pic). Now I like a bit of passion from a girl (be it fake or not)  kissing, feeling, maybe some flirty/dirty chat, feel tits and lick the pussy.....nothing! She straight off started sucking my dick and it was pretty good (i have to say) for first couple of mins, but that was it. Off she got complaining she was sweating? Took her blouse off (covered her cut arms) and started again. No ball sucking or real interaction. She then told me she was too hot and could I stand up against the wall. I then started to loose interest and hardness. Moaned to me that I won't cum like this. I laughed (was NEVER going to cum) and off she went back into the other room for couple of mins while I chuckled to myself inside (how shit this was). When she returned she started spouting some bollocks about being shot in the face with a BB gun (classy I said,  and she didn't like that) and my dick was too long so making her jaw really hurt. I understand it's not the smallest but never would I have thought being shot in the face with a BB gun would halt proceedings lol. Well pissed off. She started saying stop being horrible. I was acting very calm considering. Took some money back and GTFO.
Now I think she clearly has a drug habit. Skin was awful (especially the BB shot) scatty as fuck, probably wanted her fix, hence trying to make me cum quickly. Tits looked nice in her outfit mind. Didn't dare go near the pussy, even if I was allowed. I am pretty sure there was a person in her bedroom (probably with the crack pipe) telling her what to say. Now I'm not a bad looking guy, I'm in good shape and have always had my pick of women. Unfortunately the days of pulling a 22 year old is long gone. If that is the best AW can offer then I'll leave it thanks. I'm learning that you generally get what you pay for. My best time so far was with Sexy Paris External Link/Members Only. Proper full on passion and filthy fun.  Ill be seeing her again next time!

Offline HailWood

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Thanks for the review Mr Slippy.  :thumbsup:

Have amended the title to include her name and location (please put them into your future reviews).

She sounds awful. I’d had my eye on this one as she looks cute on her AW photos. Will definitely now avoid.
« Last Edit: October 12, 2018, 04:39:39 pm by MikeTheBike »

Online Foxtail17

Thanks for your review, added to her others mean she’s a no for me despite good photos.
Keep your reviews coming, the more from the Northants area the better

Offline MagicMatt

have had some average, some good, and also a couple of bad, punts.
My best time so far was with Sexy Paris External Link/Members Only. Proper full on passion and filthy fun.  Ill be seeing her again next time!

Perhaps you wouldn't mind sharing some of these reviews with us?

Thanks for the heads up on Tilly though
« Last Edit: October 12, 2018, 11:59:29 pm by MagicMatt »

Offline MajorPayne

My best time so far was with Sexy Paris External Link/Members Only. Proper full on passion and filthy fun.  Ill be seeing her again next time!
Missed this the first time I read your review.  She has some good services, reasonable prices and two positives already.

Would appreciate your thoughts and confirmation whether she is all inclusive or charges extras.

Online Charliehutton

Thanks, Mr S, for  an interesting and informative review. Just one minor point; could you put some paragraphs in your next ones? It will make it easier for us old codgers to read. :hi:

Offline Graucho

Thanks for the review.

I've been toying with the idea of seeing her for a while but the reviews on here have saved me the money to spend elsewhere.

Offline Picti

Her AW profile is only three months old and 5 (different punters) of her 21 feedback indicate flakiness, unreliability, etc. Prior to the current negative she already had a negative and a neutral on here.

Research, research, research! It's not infallible but the obvious avoids like this one are generally apparent.

Offline Bornslippy

Apologies for any mistakes in my reviews.
Go easy. Im still a newbie.
In response to Major Payne, Sexy Paris offered all on her enjoys except CIM which was extra £20. Good DFK, excellent OWO and ball sucking. Really felt like a cracking one night stand (oh, the memories).
I think we just clicked. Gave her clit a good licking at the end and she came real good. Lovely and sensitive/soaking wet.
I really liked her

Offline Bornslippy

Looks like the scatty little meth head has a new profile.
External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

only thing missing off her enjoys list is crack and smack play......

Unless she has totally cleaned herself up, i expect her positive AW reviews are from soppy 70 year old virgins who are purley happy to stroke hair while naked.
Alas, SimonSL feedback offers a true reflection of service.
Cant believe he gave that as neutral though!!!

Offline CoolTiger

I've indexed this review with her new profile, as there is already a negative review there.