Vanymassage Glasgow

[Jock D]

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Incall 30mins £70

I notice she has taken her pics down and not logged into AW for over a week now, but she comes and goes regularly...so I'm sure she will be back soon.

This was very much an impromptu punt about 3 weeks ago. I found myself in the city centre with an hour or so to kill, so decided to give Vany a try as she has some positive reviews and feedback on here.

Comms
Quick & easy.

Got through to her on the phone at first attempt...agreed time and duration. She then text me her postcode...15mins later I was outside her building getting her flat number.

Location
Merchant City...so easy to find...very close to High Street Station and walkable from Queen Street and Central.Paid parking nearby during the daytime.

Vany
Small and petite but with curves...good body...but a sharp featured witchy face. Profile stats re age, height and pics...when they were up...are accurate.
 
Profile states she's Brazilian, now I would never claim to be an expert on Brazilian women...but what stood out for me was...she looks like a Roma...she talks like a Roma and she has a Roma attitude?

Service
Massage using cream??? was completely underwhelming...even the body to body was devoid of any eroticism/sensuality..she's not a masseuse.

Hugely disappointing...I had high hopes but they were quickly dispelled. Maybe I caught her on a bad day...but she was very mechanical/clinical...loads of don't do this, don't do that...no kissing...no owo...no fingering...don't be rough in doggy....

Received ow...very light ball licking...cowgirl, put practically no effort in...reverse cowgirl, this was better...doggy & finished with her half heartedly licking my balls while I brought myself off. Throughout all this she is giving it the fake moans and oh yeah baby...fuck me baby.

Summary
She obviously has her set routine that she doesn't like to veer from...but it was totally fake and half hearted and for me an absolute turn off.

It was so disappointing I couldn't even be bothered to engage in the usual small talk whilst getting dressed...and after I came out I was questioning myself as to whether I should now take a break from punting as I had just wasted £70.

[Uncle Buck]

Jock,

Good review and certainly an eye opener for me. Vany has been well reviewed and positively commented upon on UKP so to read your negative review gives some balance to this SP.

We all look for a SP who can actually perform a massage with skill, passion and a certain aptitude of erotism. Clearly Vany wasn’t able to demonstrate these skills.

As a valued, credible and frequent reviewer/ contributor, your review is appreciated but means she is off my list.

UB

[Glesgaboy]

+1 UB
A good review and much appreciated.
My own neutral review was very similar.

[cigano8]

Cheers for the review Jock. Have seen her profile and comms were good when I called but never went through with it.

You know it’s a bad one when you’re thinking is it worth it after  I’ve basically taken a hiatus without realising, the scene is that bad

[Jock D]

We all look for a SP who can actually perform a massage with skill, passion and a certain aptitude of erotism. Clearly Vany wasn’t able to demonstrate these skills.

I actually  forgot to state in my review that she doesn't have a proper massage table...all done on the bed.

She should be done under The Trade Description Act...she's using massage as a PR front...totally misleading...she's full service hoor.

[ecosse1984]

I actually  forgot to state in my review that she doesn't have a proper massage table...all done on the bed.

She should be done under The Trade Description Act...she's using massage as a PR front...totally misleading...she's full service hoor.

Cant mind if i reviewed her, but seen her one day i had the horn about a year ago.  The flat she was in at the time, did have a table in my visit.  At the time she asked if it was just massage or if u wanted it split, half massage, then half time on the bed for some action.

agreed the massage itself isn't the best, but she was a good ride IMO.  Fantastic future.

No sure on the nationality myself.  Claimed to be Portuguese to me, but said some things in Spanish and had, if i remember correctly, a Barca FC tattoo .   If she was cheaper i would go again.

[Harrymetsally]

You have to realise a new girl could be shit.  If I'm doing new girl, I make sure I have some regular girl visits lined up right after just in case.

[chinafan]

I saw Vany 6 times, I think, from last August until a few weeks ago. The timing of your visit probably coincides with her quitting the UK for Spain, and quitting the business, per my last conversation with her.

Of the 6 times I saw her, only one of the visits would have been a neutral, but I noted on my review that it was OW, no kissing and a little bit fussy at times.

By my 4th visit she was giving me DT oral (still covered), DFK and she came while we were in 69 (this happened on 2 of the occasions). The fucking was top notch and she liked to have a finger in her ass whenever possible, plus a bit of choking. My last visit, which was a week before she left Glasgow, she gave me an hour for my £80, which was great.

I think she has a slight Portuguese accent, but deffo looks more Roma. She says she spends 6 months of the year in Spain where she works in a hospital and owns a house there. It just shows, though, you get these girls on a bad day and it's a shite experience.

[Jock D]

The timing of your visit probably coincides with her quitting the UK for Spain, and quitting the business, per my last conversation with her.......

It just shows, though, you get these girls on a bad day and it's a shite experience.

Could explain a lot actually...doesn't excuse her shitty attitude though.