[Fake review] _Submissive Lauren_ Angel, Islington

[Stowaway]

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Venue: 5 minutes walk from Angel station, council estate but door is discrete and private. No need to walk through corridors. A few different girls work shifts from there but all independent as I have been to see a few others at this address since (reviews coming up). Room is functional albeit the age and condition of the building is evident. Bathroom is small and shared but clean to an acceptable standard. Offered a shower and water and accepted both. Towel felt clean and dry and there was a choice of neutral soaps in bathroom.

Paid: £150 + £30 for anal

The girl: Mid 20’s, petite with shoulder length blonde hair. Polish accent but very good English with no difficulties communicating. Bolt-ons but they are well done and in proportion with the rest of her body. Tattoos on various locations on her body and small c-section scar on belly. Facially very attractive, no problems getting me hard 

Comms: I am aware that there have been some complaints about her comms this past week, but can’t say I’ve experienced the same. This could have been because I was her first booking of the day so there were no delays or hold ups. I booked a few days before by text and booking request and replies were timely although not immediate (think within 2 hours for each reply so most likely wouldn’t be suitable as a last minute/plan B pump & dump... but she’s not that type of SP anyway) Texted to confirm in the morning and was let in 3 minutes after arrival at postcode. There is a small park outside where you can sit and wait if you are early or she’s running late.

Services: OWO, DT, FF, RO, penetration (protected), anal (protected), spanking (took this like a true sub, counting each stroke out loud), CIM.

As others have said before, the SP is experienced and it shows (in a good way - she’s definitely not been jaded yet). BJ was deep with no teeth and good eye contact was maintained throughout. Took a face fucking with no complaints. Pussy was smooth and fresh tasting with no trace of deodorant  pussy and arse both took a hard pounding with no complaints (I’m average sized with more length than girth). Two rounds with nice small talk in between. Asked about other girls that use the flat and she gave me a short run through of each one. Unlike some SPs Lauren was happy to do anal in both rounds.

Would recommend and would return but I’ve been busy trying out Lauren’s friends for the past few weeks so not had a chance to revisit her yet. The location is only a few minutes walk from work for me so very convenient. Good for lunch breaks once a week or two 

[LLPunting]

Thanks for the review.   

So you're going to review her friends too?
Care to list them in the mean time with a thumbs up or down for a quick indicator?  With links if poss.   

[lebon121]

Thanks for the review.   

So you're going to review her friends too?
Care to list them in the mean time with a thumbs up or down for a quick indicator?  With links if poss.   

Her flat mate is passionate lilly .
I think you know and read lot about her.

[LLPunting]

Her flat mate is passionate lilly .
I think you know and read lot about her.

He mentions "friends"  so more than one other.

[Sinz]

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[Gapeking]

More details on the other girls in the flat would be welcomed

[Trotter671]

Cheers for the review OP Have only see her once when she was on tour up North last month (my review on here). The photo with her friend has perked my interest for a 2 girl next time!

[lebon121]

It is too much money for a full service provided for one full hour and she is not considered as  high calibe escort.
So £200 + £50 for anal  you end up paying £250. That's fucking a joke.
A blocus on bookings will convinced them to be back on track.
Let's do that guys .

[Notpastit]

Yep, new rate of £200 ph +£40 for A is a bit of a jump from previous £150 + £30!

Was considering a try out as on the right side of town and my fav A level provider HSG is on the missing list at the mo, but will prob wait and see if rates are adjusted as and when demand/calls fall off!?

[lebon121]

Yep, new rate of £200 ph +£40 for A is a bit of a jump from previous £150 + £30!
 
Was considering a try out as on the right side of town and my fav A level provider HSG is on the missing list at the mo, but will prob wait and see if rates are adjusted as and when demand/calls fall off!?

Kasia HSG is the right girl for you . I have been seeing her since 2015. She is good but i am still paying £120 for 1 hour full service including anal and rimming on me.

[PLeisure]

Yep, new rate of £200 ph +£40 for A is a bit of a jump from previous £150 + £30!

It's £50 for anal now 

[Chorley]

She's sexy, but those rates are fucking ridiculous. 

[Cumberland]

She's sexy, but those rates are fucking ridiculous. 

I think we all know how impossible she has been to book in the last several weeks since her positive reviews on here. She has clearly decided to reduce the excessive demand and workload by increasing her prices (a lot) to cool it down. Time will tell if she has gone too far. For me, yes she has. Although there is the teasing comments about historic rates for previous punters.

[Cumberland]

It's £50 for anal now 

Anal now back to £30 extra. Still too much due to starting per hour rate imho. I think she’s adding a premium for her new location, which has to be better than the previously Angel council estate !!

[Stowaway]

Since lauren moved out Alice’s rates have also increased, albeit marginally. Probably got more bills to pay without Lauren   

Aside from passionate lilly and Alice rock, there are a number of black girls who have been using the flat the past few weeks who I have been trying out (reviews coming soon)

Have been trying to book Alice for a fortnight but she has cancelled on me twice now (both with several days notice and offer of discount). She’s a bit of an elusive unicorn for me

[PatMacGroin]

Yep, new rate of £200 ph +£40 for A is a bit of a jump from previous £150 + £30!

Was considering a try out as on the right side of town and my fav A level provider HSG is on the missing list at the mo, but will prob wait and see if rates are adjusted as and when demand/calls fall off!?

Woah! That's a jump and a half!

Noticed recently (Friday or Saturday I think) that she increased her rate to £320 for 2hrs (maybe £160 for 1hr) along with a change of location to Warren Street. Profile comments suggested the increase was to cover additional costs for a better location. Looks like she's also had some pro photo's done.

It also said previous rates for regulars, or faces she recognised. I was wondering if that would include me with only 1 previous visit. Looks like she's clarified her profile to say previous rates apply to punters with 3 recent visits. So that's me out 

Looks like it didn't hurt the interest in her so she's bumped her rates again to see how far we'll go.

I had been considering a return visit, just because she's gorgeous and pleasant company. Although £150 per hour was just beyond the limit of what I was comfortable paying. I wont stretch to £200 per hour. Maybe she'll go back to her old rates once she's recovered the deposit on her new gaff.

[OutForJustice80]

Ffs. I knew this would happen before I had a go.

I don’t know. I may just have to accept that £150 isn’t going to get me what I want any more.

[Cumberland]

I don’t know. I may just have to accept that £150 isn’t going to get me what I want any more.

Let the community know what you want and maybe the boys can suggest something !

[punther]

shes basically turned into cutest  lucy

a series of positive reviews and the rates got jacked up

doubt they will come down

[Fuzzyduck]

Cheers for the review OP.

I was going to punt her mid sept when the first wave of new reviews started and, although the price (£150+30) had put me off in the past, I decided it was time to give it a go.

Her comms was flaky and, although we a finally agreed a time/date, she never came through to confirm nor apologised nor suggested an alternative time. For £200/hr now, she can go fuck herself. I might bite if it come back down to £150 but I've assumed it won't.

[Laney08]

Fucking hell I got panicked reading this, £50 Anal?! Thank fuck that didn't stick.

Cumberland and others make a good point - She seems to be in a lot of demand so obvs price goes up, happens with a lot of WGs. She did post something on her profile about it happening and new venue with services or something. There's no way a WG wouldn't pass on costs to punters of venue hire, can see the move to Warren Street but can't see any change to likes list. Anything would be better than that council flat she was in

But 100% agree with Fuzzy about comms and cancellations in the past as other punters have pointed out. That said tried to punt her yesterday afternoon and she got back to me promptly within the hour saying fully booked (any hope of her getting a dusty phone cos of the price hike might be a bit premature haha) so looking better organised now maybe. Didn't get back to me this morning about keeping the GB discount she promised around cancellations but will see.

Now all you white knights can mount up but this is my opinion and it's valid - had a chat with fellow PSE-lover off here a while back and we both agreed a lot of the quality sub PSE WGs aren't in good shape, usually aren't that hot and charge a lot. Don't get me wrong you can have a lot of fun with them. But tying up, slapping around, facefucking and arse-pounding a fit, looker like Lauren is a rare quality treat for PSE-loving whore-mongers like myself at the price range she has. True she doesn't take piss, spit,  hairpulling or swallow but you get pretty much everything else all included in the rate apart from Anal (and I don't like getting pissed on so I don't give a shit about her WS pricing). So personally I'm fucking stuck even with the price rise cos the value is still there for me at her range. But I reckon I'll get over my frustration by pounding her up the ass during next bondage sesh 

I definitely would like to hear from these regulars she's keeping prices the same for. I've only ever seen that once from a WG. True fact or bullshit marketing? If fact they must be laughing lucky fuckers.

[unus669]

33.33% price hike

Good business for some

[Kasiakowalska098765]

Cheers for the review OP.

I was going to punt her mid sept when the first wave of new reviews started and, although the price (£150+30) had put me off in the past, I decided it was time to give it a go.

Her comms was flaky and, although we a finally agreed a time/date, she never came through to confirm nor apologised nor suggested an alternative time. For £200/hr now, she can go fuck herself. I might bite if it come back down to £150 but I've assumed it won't.

You can fuck yourself Thats my fucking price, If you cant afford just shout your mouth and go fuck someone who is 80ph. Thats it.

[lebon121]

You can fuck yourself Thats my fucking price, If you cant afford just shout your mouth and go fuck someone who is 80ph. Thats it.

Waw !!!! submissive lauren has finally emerged from darkness and reacted very badly.
No respect showed for punters who make her survive in these harsh circumstances when the businesses are quasi totally dead and the pockets empty
Boom boom negative behaviour.
She desrerves an Embargo guys !

[Stowaway]

So Lauren got banned for being abusive and telling someone to go fuck themselves but the guy who said the same thing about her hasn’t been banned.

 

[lebon121]

So Lauren got banned for being abusive and telling someone to go fuck themselves but the guy who said the same thing about her hasn’t been banned.

 

It is a forum for punters only.
Unless the SP pop on here and gives explanation or adds something new and extra for the punters intetests.

[Happyjose]

So Lauren got banned for being abusive and telling someone to go fuck themselves but the guy who said the same thing about her hasn’t been banned.

 

Not comparable in any way

The prossie posing as a punter was rightly banned, the guy you are referring to made a reasonable comment to the other members of this forum

Sounds like you might be a bit cuntstruck, to be honest

[unus669]

You can fuck yourself Thats my fucking price, If you cant afford just shout your mouth and go fuck someone who is 80ph. Thats it.

Wow, who saw that coming?  Now we know, she was lurking, weighing the interesting and price hike

[Justinbond007]

Kasia HSG is the right girl for you . I have been seeing her since 2015. She is good but i am still paying £120 for 1 hour full service including anal and rimming on me.

Where is your review on Kasia HSG if you have been seeing her for years. I couldn’t see her in your list.

[PatMacGroin]

Looking back over this thread I notice these 3 posts in this order:

Yep, new rate of £200 ph +£40 for A is a bit of a jump from previous £150 + £30!

Was considering a try out as on the right side of town and my fav A level provider HSG is on the missing list at the mo, but will prob wait and see if rates are adjusted as and when demand/calls fall off!?

Kasia HSG is the right girl for you . I have been seeing her since 2015. She is good but i am still paying £120 for 1 hour full service including anal and rimming on me.

Cheers for the review OP.

I was going to punt her mid sept when the first wave of new reviews started and, although the price (£150+30) had put me off in the past, I decided it was time to give it a go.

Her comms was flaky and, although we a finally agreed a time/date, she never came through to confirm nor apologised nor suggested an alternative time. For £200/hr now, she can go fuck herself. I might bite if it come back down to £150 but I've assumed it won't.

You can fuck yourself Thats my fucking price, If you cant afford just shout your mouth and go fuck someone who is 80ph. Thats it.

Obviously, Lauren's real name could be Kasia, or she could have just pulled that username out of thin air. But at the risk of getting called cunt struck is anyone else wondering if maybe Kasiakowalska098765 was actually Kasia Horny Slutty Girl (External Link/Members Only) who read this thread, got the wrong end of the stick and thought Fuzzyduck was talking about her? 

(e.g. if she ran an advanced search for most recent mention of HSG. Clicked on the (currently) third post down and only read the comments from that point onwards? I've not met HSG but anyone know how good her English and Math skills are?)

[The Film Director]

Looking back over this thread I notice these 3 posts in this order:

Obviously, Lauren's real name could be Kasia, or she could have just pulled that username out of thin air. But at the risk of getting called cunt struck is anyone else wondering if maybe Kasiakowalska098765 was actually Kasia Horny Slutty Girl (External Link/Members Only) who read this thread, got the wrong end of the stick and thought Fuzzyduck was talking about her? 

(e.g. if she ran an advanced search for most recent mention of HSG. Clicked on the (currently) third post down and only read the comments from that point onwards? I've not met HSG but anyone know how good her English and Math skills are?)

I think your imagination in running away with you  .

She did quote the mail that referred to her prices now being £200/hr (which I assume for HSG they've never been).  She (HSG) would have to be really stupid therefore 

[lebon121]

I think your imagination in running away with you  .

She did quote the mail that referred to her prices now being £200/hr (which I assume for HSG they've never been).  She (HSG) would have to be really stupid therefore 

Fuzzyduck was referring to submissive lauren indeed.
Kasia HSG has never charged £200 even not £150 she increased her prices about 6 months ago.

[OutForJustice80]

Let the community know what you want and maybe the boys can suggest something !

Alas Lauren is pretty much exactly what I want. Remember when Lindsey used to be £150 an hour? Of course back then that was too much for me too. I do think the market is just evolving. I hate it but when the girls get this popular it’s an easy decision for them to make and it seems rare that the prices ever come back down while they’re still in their prime.

[PatMacGroin]

I think your imagination in running away with you  .

She did quote the mail that referred to her prices now being £200/hr (which I assume for HSG they've never been).  She (HSG) would have to be really stupid therefore 

Fuzzyduck was referring to submissive lauren indeed.
Kasia HSG has never charged £200 even not £150 she increased her prices about 6 months ago.

Really? I see two out of her last 3 reviews stating they paid £200 p/h for PSE:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=226318.0

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=211601.0

Plus, there's that Kasia username. 

Could all be a coincidence, but it isn't really that much of a stretch.

[PLeisure]

I was going to punt her mid sept when the first wave of new reviews started and, although the price (£150+30) had put me off in the past, I decided it was time to give it a go.

Her comms was flaky and, although we a finally agreed a time/date, she never came through to confirm nor apologised nor suggested an alternative time. For £200/hr now, she can go fuck herself. I might bite if it come back down to £150 but I've assumed it won't.

You can fuck yourself Thats my fucking price, If you cant afford just shout your mouth and go fuck someone who is 80ph. Thats it.

wow, wow... what happened to the sweet submissive Lauren?? 
Is the rent hike for Warren St, and subsequent rate spike for punters/ inevitable discussions causing the WG's anxiety to peak? 

A potential client points out service weaknesses - exactly the same as my experience, btw - but is willing to pay the premium for what is reputedly a quality experience; and SP has a mini freak out. On UKP, of all places 
Really fuckin' intelligent move, Lauren

I'm out... 

 

[LLPunting]

How is everyone so sure the banned profile is actually Lauren speaking ?  Was it a punter profile?  Can punters create SP profiles?

Odd choice of username for anyone, this is a Kasia Kowalska: External Link/Members Only

[Cumberland]

Interesting thread. Of course I can never know if it was her but I’ve seen her a couple of times and had the usual email exchanges. The minor English errors are typical of her grammar but I have to say the tone of her response just doesn’t sound like her. She just isn’t that ‘explosive’ in my experience in life or in prose. Then again, maybe the ‘fuck yourself’ phrase just flipped her. The date of the UKP registration does tie in with her return to the London scene and AW registration. But this would be so easy to fake by a rival and guaranteed to get you bad press on the forum. She just seemed more savvy than that to me.

[Stortford]

To be honest she's allowed to charge what she likes and a punter should not asking others to boycott her.Out of my price range anyway and I don't do fake tits.

[claretandblue]

I wouldnt pay 200ph so unfortunately wont see her again,as for whether "kasia" is her who knows,could be a jealous prossie,punter,pimp,boyfriend!

[LLPunting]

To be honest she's allowed to charge what she likes and a punter should not asking others to boycott her.Out of my price range anyway and I don't do fake tits.

A good practical criteria for avoiding uncannily pretty trans.

[Fuzzyduck]

So Lauren got banned for being abusive and telling someone to go fuck themselves but the guy who said the same thing about her hasn’t been banned.

 

I know, it's absolutely shocking isn't it? I mean, on a punters forum that a punter should get blatant preferential treatment over an allegedly SP who misrepresented herself on the forum. I'm sure she's on SAAFE right now bitching about clients. You get over there now and ask the Admin to ban her.

[Laney08]

A good practical criteria for avoiding uncannily pretty trans.

That's a good good point. Am fairly certain Lauren at least is a she on account of talk of her kid and there's been mention of a small caeserian scar, though can't say I've noticed it.

That said this thread is pure

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You got to love the drama start of the week.

in these harsh circumstances when the businesses are quasi totally dead and the pockets empty
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Fucking hell mate Brexit hasn't even rung in properly yet. And it's Brexit not the Great Depression

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Not comparable in any way

The prossie posing as a punter was rightly banned, the guy you are referring to made a reasonable comment to the other members of this forum

Sounds like you might be a bit cuntstruck, to be honest

Abso-fucking-lutely though if it was her then she wasn't posing just flaming hard. Speaking of which...

You can fuck yourself Thats my fucking price, If you cant afford just shout your mouth and go fuck someone who is 80ph. Thats it.

Dear Lauren (if that is you and you are lurking),

When you get a moment between hot fucky filth sessions in all holes, could you get back to me about if the discount me and some of the lads off here still holds given price hike for the cancelled GB.

Yours Anally,

UKP Gangbang Squad 

[LLPunting]

I know, it's absolutely shocking isn't it? I mean, on a punters forum that a punter should get blatant preferential treatment over an allegedly SP who misrepresented herself on the forum. I'm sure she's on SAAFE right now bitching about clients. You get over there now and ask the Admin to ban her.

+1, Yeah!  Righteous!  Do it for the team!  We'll be cheering right behind you.

[Fuzzyduck]

Cheers to those who recognised that my comment about Lauren was directed to punters and was about her piss poor treatment of customers (in this case me) which was then compounded by quite a significant price hike. She know's what she's doing and her view of punters is clear. I stand by my comment. For the record, Lauren, since I'm sure you've registered again IT'S NOT ABOUT THE MONEY!

In terms of other thoughts kicking around:

- Who knows if it was Lauren or not. It does seem odd that she flipped out but we don't know what kind of day she'd been having. It could've also been a troll shit stirring.
- It might have been a competitor but that would surprise me too. Why now to tarnish her name? Loads of earlier opportunities. It might've been easier to pose a punter and give her a damning review
- I'd be even more surprised if it were HSG. I'm sure she's on here somewhere but it would seem out of character. She hasn't logged onto AW for weeks. For the record, HSG charges £200/hr for her all-in PSE experience. It's normally £140 for GFE. Looks like LeBon is getting mates rates - £120 inc anal? Lucky bastard.

[Laney08]

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Could Mr Great Depression Lebon come to the thread please

[misterali]

To be honest she's allowed to charge what she likes and a punter should not asking others to boycott her.Out of my price range anyway and I don't do fake tits.

One of the benefits of the forum is we can make things like Tontober and advise other punters not to pay over the odds or reward & recommend really good SP.

That being said it’s a free fucking country so if some people want to to boycott her so be it. We are all mature(?) adults and we can make our own informed decisions.

So while I agree with you mostly, still disagree with the level of censorship you seem to suggest

[Laney08]

Cheers to those who recognised that my comment about Lauren was directed to punters and was about her piss poor treatment of customers (in this case me) which was then compounded by quite a significant price hike. She know's what she's doing and her view of punters is clear.

Now here's the thing - I'm in two, I say two, minds about that sentiment on account of the reputed price fix for regulars as stated on the profile.

It's why I was asking any of these regulars to step forward and confirm or not. If it is indeed true then my implication, I say implication, it would mean the aforementioned all-hole GB champion does indeed think well, of at least some, punters. I'm going to ask if she gives out loyalty cards. I hear how some US WGs do exactly that - 5 anal PSE sessions and the sixth one free.

[Cumberland]

Alas Lauren is pretty much exactly what I want. Remember when Lindsey used to be £150 an hour? Of course back then that was too much for me too. I do think the market is just evolving. I hate it but when the girls get this popular it’s an easy decision for them to make and it seems rare that the prices ever come back down while they’re still in their prime.

I share your pain with the lack of attractive AND filthy providers. If you need PSE at £150 or less then your drifting into 30 minute punt territory. Maybe that is the answer? I’ve never bothered with one pop 30 min punt but I think I will need to try it out.

[OutForJustice80]

I share your pain with the lack of attractive AND filthy providers. If you need PSE at £150 or less then your drifting into 30 minute punt territory. Maybe that is the answer? I’ve never bothered with one pop 30 min punt but I think I will need to try it out.

Been there done that and it doesn’t compare to an hour punt at all for me. I’ll break eventually. I can probably afford to these days without too much trouble. I’ve had my eye on Lucy at £250 and I might treat myself as it’s been a while now.

[PatMacGroin]

Been there done that and it doesn’t compare to an hour punt at all for me. I’ll break eventually. I can probably afford to these days without too much trouble. I’ve had my eye on Lucy at £250 and I might treat myself as it’s been a while now.

Have you tried Platinum Cindy? For £250 you can get 2hrs In-Call with her.

I'm more into GFE, but she's the closest I've come to a PSE. No anal, but very wet and sloppy OWO, actively encouraged me to face fuck her harder, lots of filthy language.

Also, who's Lucy?