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Offline Walsalllad15

Went to see a well known Walsall milf. When I got there she said she had a emergency come up and could not see me.
She then offered the services of her very nice looking friend. I agreed and it became a regular thing seeing her friend at hers on a Friday night.

One time was there we where half through,  when there was a knock at the door.  The originals lady's very elderly mom and sister had turned up. We finished the business and I ended up sneaking out the back window

Offline Cuntminion

Don't know if bizarre but put me out a bit


Taking a text message during reverse oral?

Should I be pissed off, feel mythed , maybe a little annoyed

Offline Punterperson1971

Went to see a well known Walsall milf. When I got there she said she had a emergency come up and could not see me.
She then offered the services of her very nice looking friend. I agreed and it became a regular thing seeing her friend at hers on a Friday night.

One time was there we where half through,  when there was a knock at the door.  The originals lady's very elderly mom and sister had turned up. We finished the business and I ended up sneaking out the back window
Who was this wg as I'm in Walsall area ??

Offline Demistify

I reckon it's the provider formerly known as Crystal Saunders. Dunno who she is, now.

Offline Walsalllad15

No it's Anna who was based in caldmore.

Saw crystal the other week,  she's based in Dudley.. Pity she's never offered me one of her mates

FuzzyDice

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Hey guys,

I'm a first time poster so here goes. In the middle of getting sucked off by a duo, I asked them to kiss and one said they don't do that because they're sisters! my first reaction was 'bullshit' until she went out of the room and came back with their passports and sure enough same last name :cool:

weird they didn't kiss because they had no issue with sucking each others juices off my cock and cum swapping at the end. :yahoo:


Bootleg

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A few years ago I visited a girl in Cardiff. 20 minutes in things were getting interesting when the doorbell rang. She ignored it and carried on rding me cowgirl style when we heard the front door open. She hopped off and put on a dressing gown and went to investiagate. It turned out to be her uncle who had come round to try to fix her washing machine after being told that it was broken by his sister (the WGs mother). He had borrowed a  set of keys and come round to be helpful. I had to lie silently in the bedroom for over an hour whilst he bumbled about and had a cup of tea before leaving.

The WG was grateful that I kept quiet but it did not extend to any extra time or services - the clock started again from the point at which we were interrupted.

Neal69

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So its the usual, Punting Cash ready, Opportunity, and time all good.

Phoning around for a punt and cannot get hold of anyone I fancy, Sounds Familiar?

Anyway saw a couple of newish profiles in my area and phoned them.

Answerphone on one and a reply on the other, Punt on, and booked.

Got a text from the other saying she had missed my call and please phone. Too late Punt booked

Nice place with a gated entrance activated from inside the compound.

Arrived at location and phoned but she wanted me to text, anyway get let in and did the business.

Her English was very limited but an OK Punt ( Review to follow).

Clothes on and off I went, she told me to press the green button to let me out of the compound.

Pressed the Green button and fuck all happened.

So now here I am stuck in a parking lot in the pissing rain with A WG as my only contact who speaks little English.

Thankfully During the post shagging conversation I asked if anyone else was using this Flat and she said it was XXX who was the WG who had texted me about the missed call.

Phoned XXX and she let me out. Thankfully she has great English and will be my next booking as she really sounded like a fun Polish Girl on the phone

Not a big deal but it felt totally surreal at the time.

N

Offline UpUpAndAway

Was gagging for a punt and contacted 2-3 WGs but they didn't respond. Finally got one and after having the worst punt ever (regretted it straight after I popped) with a WG who had a hairy arse that smelt like shit (seriously) amongst countless other faults, in a shithole, I had to go and wash my hands. The toilet was through the kitchen where 5 other rotten EE WGs (one was okish)  - 3 of which were ones I contacted that day but they didn't respond - were sat smoking listening to some rap music around a wooden table. It looked like like one of those underground illegal poker rings and they all just stared at me every step :lol:


Not as strange as some things in here but it put me off punting

Offline tazz

Hey guys,

I'm a first time poster so here goes. In the middle of getting sucked off by a duo, I asked them to kiss and one said they don't do that because they're sisters! my first reaction was 'bullshit' until she went out of the room and came back with their passports and sure enough same last name :cool:

weird they didn't kiss because they had no issue with sucking each others juices off my cock and cum swapping at the end. :yahoo:

Fucking two sisters is something almost every punter dreams of, count yourself lucky. Suprised they let you see their passports as most girls dont want to reveal their identity.

Offline thetinman007

Not sure if this counts but... I went to see a Hungarian milf in Harro for an hour. 10 mins into massage I hear noises and ask if there are any other girls working on the flat. You like another lady she asks me. Sure,  why not I reply. In comes a 20something wearing nothing more than a towel. What happened next? Owo from both. Sex with the younger babe in various positions whilst the milf shouted slogans of encouragement in what I presumed was Hungarian. Tbh, I was a little disappointed that I didn't get to Fuck the milf but hey ho...
Total cost £70 for the hour

jacklast123123

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Not sure if this counts but... I went to see a Hungarian milf in Harro for an hour. 10 mins into massage I hear noises and ask if there are any other girls working on the flat. You like another lady she asks me. Sure,  why not I reply. In comes a 20something wearing nothing more than a towel. What happened next? Owo from both. Sex with the younger babe in various positions whilst the milf shouted slogans of encouragement in what I presumed was Hungarian. Tbh, I was a little disappointed that I didn't get to Fuck the milf but hey ho...
Total cost £70 for the hour

A link would help  :)

jacklast123123

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Hey guys,

I'm a first time poster so here goes. In the middle of getting sucked off by a duo, I asked them to kiss and one said they don't do that because they're sisters! my first reaction was 'bullshit' until she went out of the room and came back with their passports and sure enough same last name :cool:

weird they didn't kiss because they had no issue with sucking each others juices off my cock and cum swapping at the end. :yahoo:

A link please ?

Offline thetinman007

She did have the name busty milf Chanel but doesn't seem to be around any more.  I've seen her for one to one since and would not recommend. That one experience stood out for me with her.

vw

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Hey guys,

I'm a first time poster so here goes. In the middle of getting sucked off by a duo, I asked them to kiss and one said they don't do that because they're sisters! my first reaction was 'bullshit' until she went out of the room and came back with their passports and sure enough same last name :cool:

weird they didn't kiss because they had no issue with sucking each others juices off my cock and cum swapping at the end. :yahoo:
Why the hell would your first post be while being sucked off ?

That's the sort of thing a showboating current member would do or maybe a previously banned member.

Who does their first post from a punt I call bullshit !

Offline Mr Farkyhars

Why the hell would your first post be while being sucked off ?

That's the sort of thing a showboating current member would do or maybe a previously banned member.

Who does their first post from a punt I call bullshit !

You appear to have misread the post. He didn't say he was posting from a pro$$ie's bed :rolleyes:

zulu

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Going back a few years ago, I noticed a new ad in the classifieds, and thought I would try it out.

I arrived at this quite nice  house with the downstairs curtains drawn in broad daylight, apprehensively rang the bell and after a while, a  nice looking lady answered the door, quite pretty ,nice make-up and British,wearing a smart dress.

 The door closed behind me and immediately she grabbed me and said "your nisheeee" with a slight stagger I realised she was slightly pissed, no worries I thought,( Id taken worse state civvies back home from night-clubs who ended up pissing the bed,)she proceeded to kiss and cuddle, tongue down the throat,, and I hadnt even been asked for any cash yet. :thumbsup:

As she led me by the hand up the stairs I was thought THIS was going to be a  punt of a lifetime with some tactile action.
On getting into the bedroom however, I was relieved of my hard-earned and she hopped-on, making me cum in double-quick time, which, may have been helped or hindered by my eyes averting from her jumping on and down on my cock, to a uniform hanging-up on the wardrobe,-this wasnt an Ann Summers number it was REAL HMP  prison officers uniform, complete with key chain (minus the keys). :scare:(This was the days of real ones not security guards)

As soon as I shot my load I was unceremoniously bundled-out without a second-go,so a crap -punt presumably so she could purchase some more bottles of Smirnoff.
A couple of days later I read in the paper some screw had been suspended for something or other,must have been pretty serious I believe she" went down the steps " herself later.

Fluffy222

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I went for a punt this November in a shite part of East London and as soon as she opened the door I was greeted with a kiss from a bait and switch girl from Moldova. She wasn't much to look at and I should of walked but curiosity persuaded me to stay  :rolleyes: she soon explained everybody in the house was asleep as they had "been busy" the night before and I must be quiet and to only whisper!!!

As we walked through the kitchen living area 6/7 EE girls were flat out snoring. Once upstairs we went into a room where a poor Romanian girl was turfed out of her own bed so me and the WG could begin our session. To put things lightly this caused a row between the two girls to the point of a near cat fight! Something about it was a turn  on though  :dance: and we eventually continued with the poor girl waiting in the hall.

Online webpunter

I know this is an old thread, but this story had me in stitches - explains why you should never take a shit in a WGs flat! On one occasion I was desperately looking for the traps in London pre-punt.....made a bit of mess at Pret-a-manger ....
Thanks HG & to MrMatrix.  I'd seen the more recent pages & couldn't recall posting.  Was a trip down memory lane

Pre my UKP days [& early on in AW days for that matter] i had a punt in some crap chain hotel near Gatwick.  Booked an hour & when entering the WG was OK [tho B&S].  Asked me how long.  At that stage in my punting career i didn't think of cutting it back to 30 mins or walking.  The room was darkened. bog light on & door shut.  Heard some movement in the bog & the WG said to me - 'thats my friend'.  Continued along & things were warming up.  I was on my front & she was kissing my neck & doing reach unders.  I then felt a presence in the room & someone at the bottom of the bed.  An extra pair of hands wandered up the inside of my legs.  The bed was creaking.  I turned over & was presented with what looked like rota-keg.  Small wonder the bed didn't collapse.  The other one said i do OWO & CIM.  I politely declined & 'it' waddled off back to the bathroom.  Must have been a size 18/20 & a punter's munter nightmare  :scare:.  Put a bit of a dampener on things but little WP needed draining.  And the WG put a bit more effort in to smooth things over

Offline hantshagger

I went for a punt this November in a shite part of East London and as soon as she opened the door I was greeted with a kiss from a bait and switch girl from Moldova. She wasn't much to look at and I should of walked but curiosity persuaded me to stay  :rolleyes: she soon explained everybody in the house was asleep as they had "been busy" the night before and I must be quiet and to only whisper!!!

As we walked through the kitchen living area 6/7 EE girls were flat out snoring. Once upstairs we went into a room where a poor Romanian girl was turfed out of her own bed so me and the WG could begin our session. To put things lightly this caused a row between the two girls to the point of a near cat fight! Something about it was a turn  on though  :dance: and we eventually continued with the poor girl waiting in the hall.
I would have demanded a threesome on the bed - for the price, just to keep the noise down from them (otherwise) fighting!   :yahoo:
« Last Edit: January 03, 2016, 10:40:25 am by hantshagger »

Fluffy222

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 :lol: wish I was as quick thinking as you hantshagger

Offline rubric

Not particularly bizarre, but one that springs to mind:

Ages ago, booked a half Indian girl with the now (sadly) defunct Academy Girls. Turned up at the flat, her flatmate is moving out that day. So we sit in her front room and make small talk - she gives me the option of going to her bedroom or waiting till her flatmate is gone - assuring me of two hours either way. I chose to wait as the bedroom is just off the front room through which her flat mate is stomping around and heaving boxes.

Flatmate is a tall Brazilian girl, average figure, face not up to much. The escort I'm visiting proceeds to alternatively talk to her about her move, and then talk to me about flatmate as if she isn't there detailing the various sexual services flatmate offers, her experiences with duos and so on.  Imagine someone with a public school accent who is totally up themselves and you have it down to a tee.

Then two movers arrive to shift a couple of items of furniture - at which point I'm glad that I specified casual dress.

Flatmate eventually leaves; Escort asks me what I want to drink - I go for a whisky, as does she, I lead her to her bedroom and round one - she leaves to freshen up, at which point I realise she's now somewhat drunk. She suggests it's near to the end of my time - it isn't - I leave anyway, as I can't be bothered to argue the toss.

In retrospect I should have complained, as that agency was always unusually well run - I found out later that it was basically a family business (occasionally the chap would answer, which was kind of a headfuck when you were trying to hook up with some hottie).

Offline tazz

Had another bizzare experience recently. Met an upmarket escort who told me that she used to live in a luxury block of flats and where this is located. Now very few escorts will ever reveal such information, she was happy to reveal other things about herself. I was shocked and more sow as i once previously worked in this building for less than a week on concierge duties about 10 years before she lived there. Weird thing was when i worked there a male escort turned up for one of the gay residents. He then left the building about 10 minutes later limping.