Angel Massage, Rusholme

[mrblobbylikes]

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Angel Massage, Rusholme, Manchester

Probably one of the worst massages I've ever been to. Walk into the shop which is on a busy street in Rusholme. Hand over the cash and ushered upstairs. The receptionist walks up with me and just stands in the room whilst I undress and lie face down on the bed.

Then she begins the massage which consists of applying baby oil and using either her palms or her long, quite sharp nails to smoosh the oil into my skin. This was not a pleasurable experience.

This carried on for around 15 minutes moving from head to arms, to legs back to arms. Basically the massage was all over the place. Every now and again she would only use one hand to massage. I turned over and turns out she had been texting the entire time. Then the phone rang and she picked it up, pausing the massage for 2-3 minutes whilst she took the phone call.

When I asked her to put the phone away she acted as if she couldn't understand a word of what I was saying. Suffice to say, I didn't stick around and promptly left. Mercifully, the massage only cost 30 big ones for an hour of which I got a lame back rub for 25 of those minutes.

I would not recommend at all. Much better massages out there than this.

[The Pounder]

did you catch the girls name mate

[Itzmurph]

Nothing more than gut feeling but the wording of the ad I wonder if this is some sock puppet account for whoever runs the Chinese places in Shaw, Hyde and China Clinic (Lily?). In which case it’s girl rotation and YMMV really applies.

Doing a quick gumtree search there’s no less than 4 ads for this same place, all with slightly varied words, one suggests one of the girls is Japanese Somehow doubt it 

[mrblobbylikes]

Didn't catch a name, sorry mate... I'd just steer well clear of the whole thing. I shoulda known better to be honest 

[sinbad52]

The ad sounds like Lilly but who knows. Does seem a bit close to her one in Longsight though