Cindy/Jessica - Edinburgh. WORST PUNT EVER (Greek/Romanian?)

[michaelteam]

Hi,

I've been here for a while but I've never made a review so I'll try my best to review Cindy. She comes to Edinburgh from time to time, and this time I saw that she lowered her price to £70 h/h and decided to give her a try...

Why? I don't know. This is the last time I ignore most of the reviews in here and decide to go for it.

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Comms: I texted her and she replied straight away. Central location in old town

Location: Easy enough to find the house. She even gives you the house number. Very central.

SP: She's definitely the girl of the pics. Body to die for, like a stripper. Tanned, fake hard tits, great ass, lips with botox. Exactly what you see on the pics. I've met Greek girls before and I'm pretty sure she's not Greek but Romanian. Actually she used be Romanian on AW, but she closed her profile... (why? you'll know soon).

Service: That's where the issue started. She 'offers' 30 mins for £70, but wait... that doesn't include sex...
Sex is £100 an hour and for £70 you only get a handjob and blowjob...

Well... I never planned on paying a hundred so I went for 'half an hour' that turned out to be 1 min of OW and then a super fast handjob so I cum in 5 mins. All of this with a terrible attitude that actually made me want to go home before starting the punt. And since I didn't cum in 5 minutes so she started complaining. I ended up masturbating and she finished me off when I was about to cum with her hand (always with a condom on).

Very disappointing and definitely the worst punt I've ever had. Now I know why she closed all of her accounts and she doesn't allow feedback on escort-scotland.com

Please AVOID!! You'll end up having a bad time.

[Boinky]

I saw her pop up with a new AW profile the other day, but it's gone now.

Can't find her old reviews for indexing but they may have been under her VS ads.

You've learned the hard way, AW reviews are fluffy shite. Here members let you know what they're really like and IIRC her reviews were all shocking and similar to yours.

On a side note I don't get the attraction, I think she looks like a circus freak with all the work she's had done. Still .... different strokes and all that.

[Tdydl]

Could this be her?

No pictures used on both sites, but looks similar enough.

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[Boinky]

Could this be her?

No pictures used on both sites, but looks similar enough.

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That's the one. Another new profile as even her AW one gets NEGS as punters get ripped off with her shitty service.

[The Man With No Name]

She's been knocking around these parts for months, if not a year now.

She's very much got the look of a cold-hearted, misanthropic, narcissistic bitch in the wrong job and sounds the same on the phone. Though I think any job, other than being worshipped as perfection by all existence, would be wrong for this one.

Every bad thing you hear about her (which is everything you hear), therefore, comes as no surprise whatsoever.

[DL288]

She’s now opened up a profile on SeekingArrangement in which she’s claiming to be a student and looking for the “One” to spoil her

[Boinky]

Damn.... and there's me not a member.

I could buy her chocolates and flowers, designer clothing and lingerie, help her with her rent, bills and car payments.

And in return I'd get a bratty spoiled princess that looks like she's had too much work done and an angry handjob once a month if I was lucky.

[Matrix]

Is it her attitude or the surgery that prevents her from smiling in all of her photo's?

If they can't even pretend to smile, I'm out. 

[mills_and_bhuna]

She’s now opened up a profile on SeekingArrangement in which she’s claiming to be a student and looking for the “One” to spoil her

I think her plastic surgeon already managed that .
What a freakshow.

[Boinky]

Is it her attitude or the surgery that prevents her from smiling in all of her photo's?

Probably the surgery and botox. It just freezes their faces.

Work colleagues wife had some work done a couple of years ago and I bumped into her about 6 months later. She looked surprised to see me and we had a brief chat. The surprised look didn't go away, apparently it's now a permanent feature. Other than the surprised look, she just looked odd. Her lips weren't Angelina Jolie bee-stung kissable, they looked like a pair of little kids water-wings stuffed in her face.

[Matrix]

Probably the surgery and botox. It just freezes their faces.

Work colleagues wife had some work done a couple of years ago and I bumped into her about 6 months later. She looked surprised to see me and we had a brief chat. The surprised look didn't go away, apparently it's now a permanent feature. Other than the surprised look, she just looked odd. Her lips weren't Angelina Jolie bee-stung kissable, they looked like a pair of little kids water-wings stuffed in her face.

It's safe to say that's she's never happy to see you then! 

[Boinky]

It's safe to say that's she's never happy to see you then! 

But she is always surprised......

[michaelteam]

Hahahaha, yeah that's her. The profile was not on AW (at least not in Edinburgh) when I posted the review.

I think that in the pics she looks more like a circus freak than in real life. But still... worst service ever.... it feels like being robbed.

There are other reviews in here under "Cindy Greek"

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=164832.msg1768685#msg1768685
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=142942.msg1577557#msg1577557
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=197548.0

[The Man With No Name]

Hahahaha, yeah that's her. The profile was not on AW (at least not in Edinburgh) when I posted the review.

I think that in the pics she looks more like a circus freak than in real life. But still... worst service ever.... it feels like being robbed.

There are other reviews in here under "Cindy Greek"

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=164832.msg1768685#msg1768685
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=142942.msg1577557#msg1577557
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=197548.0

And not a single first-hand positive comment amongst them, surprise, surprise.

The best of the worst has to be the one about wanting a 50 quid extra charge for fk on top of 100 for 30 min. Even if you were daft enough to go through with a booking and actually podge her, d'you think she'd demand copyright royalties till the day you die every time you tap into the wank bank over the ”experience" ?

[michaelteam]

The best of the worst has to be the one about wanting a 50 quid extra charge for fk on top of 100 for 30 min. Even if you were daft enough to go through with a booking and actually podge her, d'you think she'd demand copyright royalties till the day you die every time you tap into the wank bank over the ”experience" ?

Hahaha yes, definitely. That's why I didn't pay any extras and went for the cheapest service she offered...

[Boinky]

Who'd pay extra to kiss those lips?

I doubt she could even feel it if you did.

She'd just get more easy cash off you anyway for those extras, you'd get a couple of quick pecks or if you went for OWO I doubt it would be more than 30 secs and probably wouldn't even make it past her lips.
All the while she'd be scowling and asking if you were going to cum soon.

[The Man With No Name]

Who'd pay extra to kiss those lips?

I doubt she could even feel it if you did.

She'd just get more easy cash off you anyway for those extras, you'd get a couple of quick pecks or if you went for OWO I doubt it would be more than 30 secs and probably wouldn't even make it past her lips.
All the while she'd be scowling and asking if you were going to cum soon.

Enhanced lips from a girl who kisses passionately actually feel great if they're well done.

She just looks like a fucking fish who no doubt kisses like one.

[bushman]

Enhanced lips from a girl who kisses passionately actually feel great if they're well done.

She just looks like a fucking fish who no doubt kisses like one.

I have fucked a few fake or enhanced lip girls and not once did I enjoy the kissing. Same goes for fake bum implants. It is stupid as stupid can be.

[The Man With No Name]

I have fucked a few fake or enhanced lip girls and not once did I enjoy the kissing. Same goes for fake bum implants. It is stupid as stupid can be.

Likely depends on how they use them. The one I was with really enjoyed DFK, and after passionately teasing my lips and tongue with hers, she enthusiastically pushed her tongue as deep as she could into my mouth as soon as I asked.

Still, horses for courses.

Never seen a plastic arse in the flesh (or what's left of it) so couldn't comment.

[jamesdean1964]

Likely depends on how they use them. The one I was with really enjoyed DFK, and after passionately teasing my lips and tongue with hers, she enthusiastically pushed her tongue as deep as she could into my mouth as soon as I asked.

Still, horses for courses.

Never seen a plastic arse in the flesh (or what's left of it) so couldn't comment.

I think Bushman is paying lip service to your advice.

[Matrix]

She even managed to get a negative from the king pimp, himself.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=138136.0

[The Man With No Name]

I think Bushman is paying lip service to your advice.

Au contraire...

I'd argue he's doing the opposite on both counts.

[bushman]

Au contraire...

I'd argue he's doing the opposite on both counts.

That would be correct.