Shouting Bitch or whore when you punt

[Hooters]

Do you ever shout bitch or whore during the punt?

One time my lady shouted dirty bastard at me during my punt

[scutty brown]

I only shout "birch" if I want her to beat me.........usually I believe the common word is "bitch"?

[lewisjones23]

must have missed that out your review ....

[whiskyfan]

Do you ever shout bitch or whore during the punt?

One time my lady shouted dirty bastard at me during my punt

Which punt was this, the one you imagined?

[Kingy28]

Perhaps it was on the Isle of Man!

[scutty brown]

Perhaps it was on the Isle of Man!

that's subtle.....

[Plan R]

I tend to mumble obscenities like bitch just before the fireworks start - not shout em..
and then only with WGs who (having used language like that with em before) don't take offence   

[Ali Katt]

Shouting birch? Yew must be kidding.

[Ali Katt]

Do you ever shout bitch or whore during the punt?

One time my lady shouted dirty bastard at me during my punt

Over a year as a member and no reviews. No comments on specific escorts either. I'm going to give some benefit of doubt here, but why do you not take an interest in escorts?

[LLPunting]

Over a year as a member and no reviews. No comments on specific escorts either. I'm going to give some benefit of doubt here, but why do you not take an interest in escorts?

Because he's a septic and he's talking about fucking up his kick.  He has no idea this is a site about real fucking.

[Moby Dick]

Who cares?

[JonasG]

Nope.

I'm not Patrick Bateman.

[Drayki]

Do you ever shout bitch or whore during the punt?

One time my lady shouted dirty bastard at me during my punt

Which punt was this? 

[stevedave]

Shouting birch? Yew must be kidding.

Oak kay, I'm sycamore tree jokes.

[Hooters]

Here's my review

I was doing doggie and started pounding away I got carried away and started screaming birch at her and she just said you must be barking up the wrong tree.

[James999]

One time my lady shouted dirty bastard at me during my punt

When you say "my lady" do you mean your Mum?

[brandonpete]

Nah 'My Lady' is his name for his 'Dolly' Bless!

[notcalledchris]

Oak kay, I'm sycamore tree jokes.

Fir enough

[James999]

Here's my review

I was doing doggie and started pounding away I got carried away and started screaming birch at her and she just said you must be barking up the wrong tree.

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[Boinky]

Fir enough

That old chestnut.

[Don Quixote]

That old chestnut.

I pine for a return to normality.

[WARSZAWA16]

When you say "my lady" do you mean your Mum?

Or is it a Thunderbirds role play with you as Parker and her as Lady Penelope. To get back to the original question though I don't know what nonsense I might be shouting when I'm in the moment.

[FLYING BLUE]

Here's my review

I was doing doggie and started pounding away I got carried away and started screaming birch at her and she just said you must be barking up the wrong tree.

Tick Tock Tick Tock ..........

[finn5555]

Here's my review

I was doing doggie and started pounding away I got carried away and started screaming birch at her and she just said you must be barking up the wrong tree.

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[GreyDave]

A long long time ago when I 1st started, I was pumping a Soho bigtitter who started talking dirty to me.

I stopped worried and said sorry what was that ? she said some guys like it......only now do I know its a way to help to excitement to get a quick pop

[Kinky Foxx]

Do you ever shout bitch or whore during the punt?

One time my lady shouted dirty bastard at me during my punt

You've done it  Mr Hooters,  the UKP  community are not gonna 'leaf' you alone, bet you feel a bit of a 'sap' now. I'm gonna go out on 'limb' here and guess, is

your lady called 'Olive' by any chance?...

[scutty brown]

Blackburnian corrected the thread title so now the comments don't seem to make sense.........sometimes mistakes are better left alone!!!!!!!11

[James999]

Blackburnian corrected the thread title so now the comments don't seem to make sense.........sometimes mistakes are better left alone!!!!!!!11

Another TWAT who changes things just because he can 

[Jimmyredcab]

Blackburnian corrected the thread title so now the comments don't seem to make sense.........sometimes mistakes are better left alone!!!!!!!11

Too many wannabee moderators on here.     

[Ali Katt]

Here's my review

I was doing doggie and started pounding away I got carried away and started screaming birch at her and she just said you must be barking up the wrong tree.

Tell us who you've seen or go back to playing Fortnite.

[Hooters]

I'm sorry if I said something wrong

[oldrunter]

Oh well he's gone so he can now concentrate on his schoolwork.

[SlamBoy]

Shouting birch? Yew must be kidding.