Abbie-British. 4561604. Avoid at all cost

[Punter1963]

I’ve been using AW to punt for one year. I have been a lazy fxcker and didn’t post any review on UKP.
This is my first review as I have a strong urge to speak out and alert other punters to this nut job.

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I booked an incall with her for 250ukp couple weeks ago. Some of you may argue this is ridiculous price. I’m a sucker for good looks, and I was expecting a girl with hot face and slim body, with all the “intellectual” conversation etc

Upon arrival to her west London incall location, she looked nothing like what described in her AW profile.

She is NOT slim and NOT a size 6. More a size 8 or even a size 10.

I was tempted to walk away as I felt it was a bait and switch trap- but I realized the photos could be hers- I see a slight hint of resemble, if u look at her at a particular angle. Anyhow the photos have been heavily touched up and she looks v different in person. She is a big size girl with a round face. I’d put her as 5/10. Barely fxckable. At that moment my little brain was making decision so I proceeded with the session and didn’t walked out. It turned out to be a mistake.

She does have a pair of  D cup boobs, I’m pretty sure they are natural and not enhanced, but they are not nice to touch. Bizarre it mya sound, Somehow they are not soft, but very “meaty”, like feeling your thigh muscle. I’ve had my fair share of punts, met many girls with big boobs, and this is a first to me.

Service level is poor and this was the real deal breaker. She kept saying she has been escorting for nine years whatever, but I tell you she didn’t learn a thing about how to please a guy. We started off with some LFK and a stand up OWO, those were ok. She asked me three times “what should we do now?”. A seasoned escort will not ask such a thing. I told her “let’s kiss, let’s owo, let’s touch me here etc”. These didn’t register with her. She kept asking the same question.

When we climbed into bed, something flicked in her brain and she just zoned out. She didn’t let me kiss her anymore, she just lay there like a dead fish. After 5min of me touching her (that’s 10min after we took off our cloths), she took out the condom. I stopped her and asked for more OWO, and she put my dxck in her mouth and gave it a few light kisses, didn’t even put any effort into it. Her brain was totally empty.

Whole thing just went downhill after the first 5min.

I knew it was going to be one of the poorest punt I’ve experienced. I just quickly proceed to a missionary position and got it over and done it... as if I’m fxcking a robot.

I was out after 30-35min.

“Interllectual conervsation”, “post grad education”, “GFE”, “previous agency escort”- none of those described in her profile showed up in my session.

My conclusion were
1. She was stoned or she was on drugs, it may explained why something snapped in her brain and she zoned out
2. She is just dumb as a brick and she lives by cheating punters with her glamourous photos
3. Or I fell into a bait and switch. My session didn’t square with her 44 positive AW review, or one of the positive reviews here in UKP.

Anyhow, avoid like a plague.

[marcello]

"let’s owo"

one of the best lines I've read here.

Thanks for the review.

[SantanaCarlos]

When we climbed into bed, something flicked in her brain and she just zoned out. She didn’t let me kiss her anymore, she just lay there like a dead fish.

Commiserations OP. 250 of her majesty's finest on a starfish performance is unforgivable - tantamount to daylight robbery.

Better luck on your next outing.

one of the best lines I've read here.

Thanks for the review.

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[hw189]

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..... She kept saying she has been escorting for nine years whatever, but I tell you she didn’t learn a thing about how to please a guy.....

So, she admits to whoring underage then?! If 26 is her true age (according to her AW profile) she started escorting at 17!

[LLPunting]

Your "outrage" is ringing a little hollow OP, it took you 2 weeks to come and tell us to "avoid at all costs".   

Her profile states she's a petite size 8 so you should have known that the photos are shot to make her look even slimmer, despite the fact that 8 is perfectly healthy and slim (not thin).   

You say you wanted intellectual conversation but you don't give any indication as to what you did to try and engage her in such a way.  Did you try any of her fortes? "Things I like include- anthropology, psychology, learning about personal development and human behaviour, philosophical debate, hypnosis, photojournalism, open minds and hearts, the non judgemental, sex positive feminism, left wing politics, the 60s & dry humour"   

Despite her not being as pretty or skinny as you wanted you still chose to ignore your gut and brain.   You describe her as a 5/10 and "barely fuckable" so why was your little brain in charge?   For an "experienced" punter presented with such an undesirable SP and a fair chunk of cash at risk (perhaps not to you) you made a very elementary mistake   

She's located in Central London so you have plenty of options for plans B thru K and well beyond.   

She may have delivered a shit performance but what you're describing is a complete lack of chemistry, if you're not showing any appreciation of a woman who's not inclined towards you then she's going to pick up on that and you're well on your way to a loser.   

Thanks for the warning but it seems to me like you did a lot to make this disaster happen.   
Perhaps you're just as angry with yourself for staying.   
Next time just walk right at the start.

[Stowaway]

"Things I like include- anthropology, psychology, learning about personal development and human behaviour, philosophical debate, hypnosis, photojournalism, open minds and hearts, the non judgemental, sex positive feminism, left wing politics, the 60s & dry humour"

Imo a truly intelligent SP won't feel the need to try so hard to remind you of their intelligence  

[LLPunting]

Imo a truly intelligent SP won't feel the need to try so hard to remind you of their intelligence

She's not reminding you with this statement, she's informing you of her interests.  Useful if true.

Here's the BS marketing oversell statement: "Intelligent, articulate, experienced, slightly kooky and very open minded. I enjoy being both dominant and submissive in equal measures. As someone who falls for souls over faces I enjoy meeting with men and women who exude sophistication and intellect."
She seems to have failed to deliver against some of this with OP but then he may not have been providing the stimulus and reciprocation for her to evidence the missing behaviours.

[Abbiebrit]

Interesting enough my rate was 200 ph for the only two days I worked from west London.

I increased it to 250 three days ago. While based in sw5 and sw1...

[Abbiebrit]

Also I’ve never described myself as a ‘Previous agency escort’

It’s utterly irrelevant

[Abbiebrit]

I believe you have made a fair few spelling errors. Of course I’m as dumb as **** though... what would I know?

[Abbiebrit]

Ps the supposed ‘snapping’ was likely related to you. Yes you.

[Abbiebrit]

For the record I wear a 6-8. I’ll be sure to have my ‘meaty breasts’ inspected

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[ilovekungfu]

She is NOT slim and NOT a size 6. More a size 8 or even a size 10.

I was tempted to walk away as I felt it was a bait and switch trap- but I realized the photos could be hers- I see a slight hint of resemble, if u look at her at a particular angle. Anyhow the photos have been heavily touched up and she looks v different in person. She is a big size girl with a round face. I’d put her as 5/10. Barely fxckable. At that moment my little brain was making decision so I proceeded with the session and didn’t walked out. It turned out to be a mistake.

I've not seen this provider, and I'm not likely to at her current rates as they outside my usual range. That said, this review doesn't seem reliable. A size 8-10 is not a 'big girl'.

[Abbiebrit]

Thank you

[Abbiebrit]

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Today

[Abbiebrit]

If the OP is who I think he is I was the one who insisted you leave and didn’t take a penny from you.

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[scutty brown]

For the record I wear a 6-8. I’ll be sure to have my ‘meaty breasts’ inspected

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I'd love to inspect them, but you're out of my price range. Have to say you look bigger than a 6, but you aren't "big"!

[James999]

She looks nice in her profile pics 

[James999]

I believe you have made a fair few spelling errors. Of course I’m as dumb as **** though... what would I know?

Not sure, you said it was "Disgenuine" 

[Belgarion]

I’ve been using AW to punt for one year. I have been a lazy fxcker and didn’t post any review on UKP.
This is my first review as I have a strong urge to speak out and alert other punters to this nut job.

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I booked an incall with her for 250ukp couple weeks ago. Some of you may argue this is ridiculous price. I’m a sucker for good looks, and I was expecting a girl with hot face and slim body, with all the “intellectual” conversation etc

Upon arrival to her west London incall location, she looked nothing like what described in her AW profile.

She is NOT slim and NOT a size 6. More a size 8 or even a size 10.

I was tempted to walk away as I felt it was a bait and switch trap- but I realized the photos could be hers- I see a slight hint of resemble, if u look at her at a particular angle. Anyhow the photos have been heavily touched up and she looks v different in person. She is a big size girl with a round face. I’d put her as 5/10. Barely fxckable. At that moment my little brain was making decision so I proceeded with the session and didn’t walked out. It turned out to be a mistake.

She does have a pair of  D cup boobs, I’m pretty sure they are natural and not enhanced, but they are not nice to touch. Bizarre it mya sound, Somehow they are not soft, but very “meaty”, like feeling your thigh muscle. I’ve had my fair share of punts, met many girls with big boobs, and this is a first to me.

Service level is poor and this was the real deal breaker. She kept saying she has been escorting for nine years whatever, but I tell you she didn’t learn a thing about how to please a guy. We started off with some LFK and a stand up OWO, those were ok. She asked me three times “what should we do now?”. A seasoned escort will not ask such a thing. I told her “let’s kiss, let’s owo, let’s touch me here etc”. These didn’t register with her. She kept asking the same question.

When we climbed into bed, something flicked in her brain and she just zoned out. She didn’t let me kiss her anymore, she just lay there like a dead fish. After 5min of me touching her (that’s 10min after we took off our cloths), she took out the condom. I stopped her and asked for more OWO, and she put my dxck in her mouth and gave it a few light kisses, didn’t even put any effort into it. Her brain was totally empty.

Whole thing just went downhill after the first 5min.

I knew it was going to be one of the poorest punt I’ve experienced. I just quickly proceed to a missionary position and got it over and done it... as if I’m fxcking a robot.

I was out after 30-35min.

“Interllectual conervsation”, “post grad education”, “GFE”, “previous agency escort”- none of those described in her profile showed up in my session.

My conclusion were
1. She was stoned or she was on drugs, it may explained why something snapped in her brain and she zoned out
2. She is just dumb as a brick and she lives by cheating punters with her glamourous photos
3. Or I fell into a bait and switch. My session didn’t square with her 44 positive AW review, or one of the positive reviews here in UKP.

Anyhow, avoid like a plague.

Sorry but this review reads like horseshit to me.

[scutty brown]

Sorry but this review reads like horseshit to me.

Agreed. Todays photo makes a liar of him.

[Londonpunter30]

Something Wrong here, maybe a rival pimp or escort.. profile pic that was posted looks fine.. any seasoned punter will have seen a girl switch off during sex, doesn't mean it's down to drugs.

[MajorPayne]

She looks nice in her profile pics 

She does look pretty and I'd love to see her but £250/hour is more than twice my budget.

[LLPunting]

If the OP is who I think he is I was the one who insisted you leave and didn’t take a penny from you.

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Hey Abbie, are you sure it's a prick of a punter dissing you this way or any chance it's a bit of sabotage from another SP who has it in for you?

Appreciate the photo but a better shot to prove your proportions would be a full length, full frontal (not oblique) shot into a flat mirror.  Shooting from above and askew is a go to deception shot. 
Feel free to submit some photo evidence of the softness of your bare boobs as reassurance.  Seems there aren't any higher rollers chatting here who will be able to vouch for the state of your assets.

[HighHeelLover]

Your "outrage" is ringing a little hollow OP, it took you 2 weeks to come and tell us to "avoid at all costs".   

Her profile states she's a petite size 8 so you should have known that the photos are shot to make her look even slimmer, despite the fact that 8 is perfectly healthy and slim (not thin).   

You say you wanted intellectual conversation but you don't give any indication as to what you did to try and engage her in such a way.  Did you try any of her fortes? "Things I like include- anthropology, psychology, learning about personal development and human behaviour, philosophical debate, hypnosis, photojournalism, open minds and hearts, the non judgemental, sex positive feminism, left wing politics, the 60s & dry humour"   

Despite her not being as pretty or skinny as you wanted you still chose to ignore your gut and brain.   You describe her as a 5/10 and "barely fuckable" so why was your little brain in charge?   For an "experienced" punter presented with such an undesirable SP and a fair chunk of cash at risk (perhaps not to you) you made a very elementary mistake   

She's located in Central London so you have plenty of options for plans B thru K and well beyond.   

She may have delivered a shit performance but what you're describing is a complete lack of chemistry, if you're not showing any appreciation of a woman who's not inclined towards you then she's going to pick up on that and you're well on your way to a loser.   

Thanks for the warning but it seems to me like you did a lot to make this disaster happen.   
Perhaps you're just as angry with yourself for staying.   
Next time just walk right at the start.

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[jok32]

Her AW page certainly has no love for us punters using UKP 

[Abbiebrit]

Thanks guys xxx

[Abbiebrit]

I'm not against it in general but I do feel it's harmful in ways. A small percentage of users give review sites a bad name unfortunately x

[Abbiebrit]

Can you blame my upset after that review

[Abbiebrit]

LL punting - I'm unsure ATM but you may be onto something there!

Will be sure to verify breast softness asap

[Punter1963]

Well well well. We are going to start a “he said she said” keyboard battle here?

I just want to say I stand by everything I wrote.

That latest photo of her showing her flat tummy and trying to prove her being size 6. I can take a selfie of myself, early in the morning before breakfast, exhale, tuck my beer belly in. How hard is it?
LLpunter I know you were critical of my review, but I respect you for calling her out for the photo may not be a reflection of her body size.

It’s funny she mentioned she kicked someone out the other day, that was not me (I would be glad if it was, I could have saved some money!). I am not surprised to hear there are other victims out there!!

Anyhow I am going to leave it here, I’d just urge other punters to see for yourself.

[Abbiebrit]

Oh my goodness. As if I'd want to company of someone like you! What's with the body shaming?? I love my figure and have a great one!

Sorry that you need to put people down to feel good about yourself. Your supposed internal dilemma about leaving is laughable. Id never want to spend time around someone like you with that attitude.

[Abbiebrit]

Whats your figure like out of interest?

[Abbiebrit]

What kind of man body shames women online?

I have a wonderful figure but appreciate the suggestions?

[Abbiebrit]

Do you care to identify yourself seeing as you have oh so much to say? Although I'm sure I know

[midlandz_boy88]

Ive seen this girl and to me her body was perfect. Shes a size 6 or 8 as advertised. Face is pretty to. Was reading this review b4 and now commenting.
In my review i had a brill time and would visit again if closer.

[scutty brown]

.......................Anyhow I am going to leave it here, I’d just urge other punters to see for yourself.

So now you're urging other punters to go and see her despite your review. Sounds dodgier and dodgier.

[LLPunting]

LL punting - I'm unsure ATM but you may be onto something there!

Will be sure to verify breast softness asap

Please use the Quote feature to make it easier to suss out which post you're replying to.

Bumping your rate by 50 ph for the sake of an address change is a tad excessive unless you're guaranteeing convenient 5* premises with plenty of play space, a safe and discrete entrance, good quality fresh towels and toiletries and refreshments.

[James999]

Can you blame my

You are coming across as a bit of a manhater 

[Abbiebrit]

I didn’t change it purely for that.

Also I’m certainly not a man hater- I’m purely defending myself from a ridiculous review which is completely abusive, hurtful and untrue. Isn’t that ok?

Thanks midlands xx

[Abbiebrit]

Anyway - this has been hurtful and awful and I’d rather not keep revisiting this post.

[Abbiebrit]

Ps in my opinion the OP is a woman hater.

Yet I’m apparently a ‘man hater’ for not tolerating such abuse?

Sigh

[Abbiebrit]

So now you're urging other punters to go and see her despite your review. Sounds dodgier and dodgier.

Exactly - ironically the name of his post includes ‘avoid at all costs’

Additionally, he has no other posts or reviews whatsoever.

[Abbiebrit]

Well well well. We are going to start a “he said she said” keyboard battle here?

I just want to say I stand by everything I wrote.

That latest photo of her showing her flat tummy and trying to prove her being size 6. I can take a selfie of myself, early in the morning before breakfast, exhale, tuck my beer belly in. How hard is it?
LLpunter I know you were critical of my review, but I respect you for calling her out for the photo may not be a reflection of her body size.

It’s funny she mentioned she kicked someone out the other day, that was not me (I would be glad if it was, I could have saved some money!). I am not surprised to hear there are other victims out there!!

Anyhow I am going to leave it here, I’d just urge other punters to see for yourself.

So laughable. You hardly sound like the kind of person that wouldn’t leave a booking on their own accord if the SP didn’t meet your ‘standards’

Isn’t this guy banned yet?

[marcello]

Abbie, such a terrible injustice you had to suffer. Pretty sure this is not the first denigratory and unjust review for a prossy, anyway...

Oh my goodness. As if I'd want to company of someone like you! What's with the body shaming?? I love my figure and have a great one!

Whats your figure like out of interest?

Do you sense any incongruence between the two statements?

What kind of man body shames women online?

You may want to consider that your figure it's kind of important and relevant for the very job you do.
We do judge cars for their handling and mpg figures and hookers according to their body/face/enthusiasm/prowess in bed,etc. It really doesn't seem rocket science to me.
If you think you're gonna be evaluated according to how well structured is your AW profile, you may want to reconsider your priorities.

[Punter1963]

Anyway - this has been hurtful and awful and I’d rather not keep revisiting this post.

There is one person who kept coming back to this hurtful and awful thread. Kept leaving posts to push it back to the top of the review list.

Guess what, it’s not me!

[Abbiebrit]

Abbie, such a terrible injustice you had to suffer. Pretty sure this is not the first denigratory and unjust review for a prossy, anyway...

Do you sense any incongruence between the two statements?
You may want to consider that your figure it's kind of important and relevant for the very job you do.
We do judge cars for their handling and mpg figures and hookers according to their body/face/enthusiasm/prowess in bed,etc. It really doesn't seem rocket science to me.
If you think you're gonna be evaluated according to how well structured is your AW profile, you may want to reconsider your priorities.

I’m not denying that at all. I just find this so ridiculous.

My figure is as described. As midlands has agreed. What is the issue exactly?

[Abbiebrit]

There is one person who kept coming back to this hurtful and awful thread. Kept leaving posts to push it back to the top of the review list.

Guess what, it’s not me!

Who even are you?

[Abbiebrit]

There is one person who kept coming back to this hurtful and awful thread. Kept leaving posts to push it back to the top of the review list.

Guess what, it’s not me!

Anonymously posting untrue reviews hiding behind your keyboard? Crazy

[LLPunting]

...
You may want to consider that your figure it's kind of important and relevant for the very job you do.
We do judge cars for their handling and mpg figures and hookers according to their body/face/enthusiasm/prowess in bed,etc. It really doesn't seem rocket science to me.
If you think you're gonna be evaluated according to how well structured is your AW profile, you may want to reconsider your priorities.

Wrong mate. 
All kinds of bodies get plenty of attention in the punting game.  Services count for more.
Combine excellence of the two and the girls can start charging silly money but that excellence doesn't just mean classic supermodel looks.