Sexy Cleo xxx Kings Lynn

[killjames]

Hello gents. I decided to do a review for a change. I lurk a lot and have done one review before which wasn't received very well cause Im a bit of a cunt. Bare with me as I wasnt blessed with the gift of the gob.

Anyways I visited this one today External Link/Members Only

So I texted Cleo about 10am asking if I could see her at 1pm. She replied yes with the post code. I arrived 15 minutes before to say I was parked up and ready when she was. Luckily there was a pub near by to ease the nerves while I awaited a response.

After a beer I headed around the corner to the hotel she mentioned she was near and rang her as I strolled but she did not answer. Found a weatherspoons and had another beer while I sent her a text to say I wasnt sure what had happened but I would hang about for half an hour if she was still up for it. About half past 1 she text back to say come in after 5 minutes...I just ordered a burger  !

So I rock up and she lets me in wearing one of these see through gowns and nothing really to be excited about underneath.  She seemed genuine and a bit enthusiastic but withdrawn at the same time.  Cleo has this weird thing of talking with her eyes closed /roled back. She has poor shape to her body and does not look as good as her pictures.  She can suck cock as good as the rest of them a d doesnt squirm around while youre trying to give it to her but shes ugly frankly and doesnt shut the fuck up about how she "really only does this for fun" etc.

Im probably being a bit mean but Ive been slightly fed up with working girls lately... not accepting calls from witheld numbers while at the same time  not providing a number to call and insisting they call from private numbers,  touring all over and cancelling/rearranging 5 times then acting like youre a timewaster if you get stuck in traffic or need to delay for work commitments, forcing you to shower first at 9am then just having a wet wipe bath when you shower them in 4 days worth of spunk.

Im probably a burn out but Cleo should have sucked the cum out of the johnny to make up for her lack of customer service yet everyone seems to praise these women on aw.

Oh yeah it was 70 for half an hour but she didnt have a tenner change so got 80. Fuck it. Plus I hate Italians...bring back Lorna Lace.

PS I dont proof read innit

[Sibiu]

So you went in reeking of beer and expected to be greeted warmly? Really?

[vw]

So you went in reeking of beer and expected to be greeted warmly? Really?

clippety clop. 


Who said he reeked of beer?   

[killjames]

So you went in reeking of beer and expected to be greeted warmly? Really?

I had 2 pints over a 1 hour period Mummy honest! I even made confession after!

[Norfolkfuntimes]

Beer isn't the best preparation for anything in my experience, apart from a long piss.

[killjames]

Am I missing something here?? We're reviewing brass polishing and being judged on our alcohol consumption. 

[Norfolkfuntimes]

Not judged, just advised how to get the best service. You can drink as much beer as you like for all I care.