All this Mark Duggan talk and his aunt preaching bollocks, I decided to get laid. Not much about so its TOFTT time. Jessy was available immediately. Coombe Rd in Wood Green. Been there a few times and it was 1/3 going in. That 1 was in fact a threesome but still counts as one visit. The maid opens up and I wait in one of the rooms. Jessy comes in, she looks alright, quite friendly. I chat a bit and she asks where I'm from. My mistake I told her to guess. She goes for English first, I said no try again. She then comes up with Turkish. I nearly kicked her down the fucking stairs.
I figured she's completely bloody ignorant so I cool down a bit. Guessing game over, I'm South African. Oh but you're white bullshit. Here we go again. OK I want to stay for an hour its £60, she's got a great pair of tits and slightly more attractive than her pics.
She tells me to get undressed while she's still standing there in her jeans. OK I lie down and ask if she does kissing. Yes she does kissing but oral without is £20 extra. I pretty much lost my shit and started swearing at her. I told her if you want to charge extra, then make it very fucking clear on your advert. Vicky and her massive mate didn't charge extra for anything. I told her this and said I'm leaving. She gave me the money back and the maid started apologising.
The maid got the worst of it. I told her its the third time I've had shit in that house. The girls must start making accurate adverts. I don't need to repeat everything I had to say. Anyway I decided to go to my Plan B Asian spot just up the road. And can you fucking believe it? Its a Chinese woman I'd fucked somewhere else before. She is all fucking over me, hey how are you. I remember you. Fuck I'm cringing.
I basically said look shut the fuck up and suck my dick. She comes up with its £10 extra without a condom. Jesus wept I must have been red in the face. I said to her look at me, I am not paying you fuckall extra to not use a condom, do you fucking understand me? She comes back with OK sorry darling and then wet wiped the shit out of me. Now since my last Osteopath treatment my abs are feeling good. I pretty much beast fucked her from behind till I was going to faint. Plus I was swearing at her calling her all kinds of shit. This I actually enjoyed more than the fucking. She basically taps out and lies on her back. OK missionary for a bit, a minute later I come.
She can tell I'm pissed off and gave me a massage. I fucked off after about 25 minutes in total. Just before I left I showed her pictures of Claudia and told her that she only charges £70 for an hour, and is ten times better looking than her. The bloke who runs the place didn't say much when letting me out. Fuck going back to that place again.
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