Author Topic: ........so she pimped her daughter to me..... (Read 4407 times)

catweazle · « **on:** September 28, 2018, 10:09:24 am »

Following reports that MeMe (formerly Orchid) on Vicar Lane in Leeds had upped their game since the change in ownership, l called in the other morning.

Older Thai lady greeted me, pleasant and chatty. Asked about a massage, and she told me that at that moment, no-one was available (it was 10.45am).

She told me to return in the afternoon (which l couldn't make) as then her daughter would be in and " she really look after you, make you very happy boom boom" at which point she groped me through my trousers.

So next time l have afternoon time free l may well try the 'daughter' !

donnybob · « **Reply #1 on:** September 28, 2018, 01:17:42 pm »

Quote from: catweazle on September 28, 2018, 10:09:24 am

Following reports that MeMe (formerly Orchid) on Vicar Lane in Leeds had upped their game since the change in ownership, l called in the other morning.

Older Thai lady greeted me, pleasant and chatty. Asked about a massage, and she told me that at that moment, no-one was available (it was 10.45am).

She told me to return in the afternoon (which l couldn't make) as then her daughter would be in and " she really look after you, make you very happy boom boom" at which point she groped me through my trousers.

So next time l have afternoon time free l may well try the 'daughter' !

I wonder if they do a 4 hand massage or even a b2bb2bb2b lol

camshaft72uk · « **Reply #2 on:** September 29, 2018, 02:22:12 pm »

Think Mum stands at the door giving her advice?? lol

Chao Praya · « **Reply #3 on:** September 29, 2018, 03:06:39 pm »

The masseuse who works at Thai Relax Therapy in Barnsley on Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays recently told me that she is newly started as a receptionist at MeMe/Thai Orchid on Vicar Lane on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays. If Mr Catweazle went on Mon, Tues or Wed then the older lady in question is likely to be her. I would describe her as plumpish and looking well into her 50s, but would also confirm that at Thai Relax she gives a superb massage and handjob. She told me she had a grown up daughter but didn't at the time let on she was in the business. The point to my rambling is that as mum does a handjob and daughter seemingly much more, it may well be possible to achieve a mother daughter 4 hands service which is certainly something on my list. Mr Catweazle did you get the name of the daughter?

catweazle · « **Reply #4 on:** September 29, 2018, 07:25:49 pm »

IIRC, the daughter was called "Nisa"

Ali Katt · « **Reply #5 on:** September 29, 2018, 07:28:02 pm »

Quote from: catweazle on September 29, 2018, 07:25:49 pm

IIRC, the daughter was called "Nisa"

She was open all hours.

scutty brown · « **Reply #6 on:** September 29, 2018, 07:33:37 pm »

Quote from: Ali Katt on September 29, 2018, 07:28:02 pm

She was open all hours.

does she look like Ronnie Barker?

Scarboroughdude · « **Reply #7 on:** September 29, 2018, 09:55:50 pm »

Quote from: Ali Katt on September 29, 2018, 07:28:02 pm

She was open all hours.

I wonder if she big or Lidl

Northerndave666 · « **Reply #8 on:** September 30, 2018, 12:30:33 am »

Quote from: Scarboroughdude on September 29, 2018, 09:55:50 pm

I wonder if she big or Lidl

Asda be seen to be believed !

Chao Praya · « **Reply #9 on:** September 30, 2018, 08:57:48 am »

If she's a ladyboy she could be Mori's son.

premieruser · « **Reply #10 on:** September 30, 2018, 09:32:33 am »

As long as she’s co-operative !

Xtro · « **Reply #11 on:** September 30, 2018, 12:42:10 pm »

Actually her name was Rose and she was trying to get me to cum real quick..........
So I had to tell her to wait rose!

wristjob · « **Reply #12 on:** September 30, 2018, 06:48:30 pm »

Quote from: scutty brown on September 29, 2018, 07:33:37 pm

does she look like Ronnie Barker?

I think this was the joke

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scutty brown · « **Reply #13 on:** September 30, 2018, 06:57:46 pm »

Quote from: wristjob on September 30, 2018, 06:48:30 pm

I think this was the joke

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Quote from: Ali Katt on September 29, 2018, 07:28:02 pm

She was open all hours.

Night-Owl · « **Reply #14 on:** September 30, 2018, 07:51:25 pm »

Quote from: Ali Katt on September 29, 2018, 07:28:02 pm

She was open all hours.

massivejohnson · « **Reply #15 on:** October 09, 2018, 02:53:16 pm »

I love reading reviews on here, the humour is priceless

peter53 · « **Reply #16 on:** October 11, 2018, 08:23:15 am »

Wonder if anyone actually went to Meme and sampled the daughter's services. Would be Nisa to know

blueduck · « **Reply #17 on:** October 11, 2018, 09:48:55 am »

If she works aldi , I’d be tempted to booker.

premieruser · « **Reply #18 on:** October 11, 2018, 10:24:02 am »

Well I did Booker for an outcall and found out her name was in fact Tess. But when she turned up she was so horrible and she smelt, not what I was after at all. So I pointed to the door and said sorry Tess - co!

Chao Praya · « **Reply #19 on:** October 11, 2018, 01:27:03 pm »

Called in the other day. Lady in her 70s on reception - she was a golden Aldi. Found out that masseuses on duty were Tess and Fah. Asked 'does Tess go?' She replied maybe a liddle. but beyond that not very co-operative. Decided to see Fah who had a sideline selling snacks. Called them Fahm foods.

nullenvoyd · « **Reply #20 on:** October 11, 2018, 02:35:05 pm »

Nobody managed to get Sainsburys into this thread yet!

stevedave · « **Reply #21 on:** October 11, 2018, 02:44:23 pm »

There's just more and Morrisons to stop reading this thread.

Chao Praya · « **Reply #22 on:** October 11, 2018, 03:30:14 pm »

They crossed magic mushrooms with strawberries and it drove the girls mad. Apparently they were insanes berries.

johnsthomas · « **Reply #23 on:** October 11, 2018, 04:46:44 pm »

Sounds as though they were app pretty Coop-erative and that's the main thing!!

scutty brown · « **Reply #24 on:** October 11, 2018, 07:31:21 pm »

Quote from: johnsthomas on October 11, 2018, 04:46:44 pm

Sounds as though they were app pretty Coop-erative and that's the main thing!!

yeah, there's always plenty of decent chicks in the coop.

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