Tori Taylor - Newcastle

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£60 for 30 mins

Been waiting to see Tori for quite a while, but I'm rarely in Newcastle and when I am she was never available, so I was quite surprised when I managed to organise something. The comms were fine save for a bit of confusion with her directions. Nothing major and I arrived within a few minutes of the time.

Tori is attractive and friendly, clearly a real 'pro' in the positive sense. Place was very clean, a bit anodine for my tastes, they all look the same.

Tori is tall, slim , blonde and attractive, so where's the negative?  Looks good in black nik naks. I just didn't fancy her, prefer someone with more meat on the bone (my lack of research). Certainly don't mind tall ladies , but something more Amazonian. If you want a lookalike I think Julia Fordham the 80s singer (appreciate you'll have to Google that). I'm sure she sang 'where does the time go' and once I'd decided she wasn't really my type the punt was a bit like that.

So how do you review someone that everyone else seems to like but you don't hit it off with? And yet you can see why others would. Neutral is fair I guess. Years ago I saw keeva, expecting it to be the greatest punt ever and she just annoyed me with her scatty irish blether. This was all the usual raincoat stuff (prefer a Mac myself) and she finished on top. No complaints about her effort, it was just a bit meh for me. A tiny bit production line, but if I'd fancied her it wouldn't have been a problem. She did get me off in all fairness!

So for me she's no skylah or Savannah, but it's a personal taste thing. If you want the tall thin businesses woman lunchtime shag you'll likely enjoy.

I'm on a poor trot at the moment and thinking I'm probably a bit jaded with the whole thing. There's not much new around in the north east or yorks. I'm picking faults with everything. Maybe time to save my wedge for a while .

[CELICA GT]

You can't win them all, Tori has been on my list for a while and ( Cough)  probably will stay there.
I remember Julia Fordham , seems like after this review no ' Happy Ever After ' With Tori  then 

[waynekerr600]

I can see what the OP means with the likeness.

[Nicecockclean2]

Seen TT a few times, by herself and as part of a duo, putting the witches issue aside,  to be honest I could not give a toss about WGs having a bitch about punters in a CUG ( closed user group on what's app ) is it any different to blokes moaning about the boss at work ?
I think what attracts a lot of lads is basically she has a blokes brain within an attractive female body, great crack, which is a winning formula ( no pun intended ) imo, her only major down side for me is her Comms are v poor.( which for someone with a degree in English is disapointing). I gave her feedback on AW like a What Car review, new improved TT with upgraded Comms for 2018, she did improve for a while then slipped back into her old ways.

[waynekerr600]

Seen TT a few times, by herself and as part of a duo

And no reviews of them.

[Nicecockclean2]

As I told you on other post I am Not going to review all girls I have seen from 2 1/2 years of punting before joining ukpunting, I am happy to review any girls going forward as I am now a member, I did leave accurate feedback on Aw of a lot of girls I have seen, end of story.

[datwabbit]

Seen TT a few times, by herself and as part of a duo, putting the witches issue aside,  to be honest I could not give a toss about WGs having a bitch about punters in a CUG ( closed user group on what's app ) is it any different to blokes moaning about the boss at work ?
I think what attracts a lot of lads is basically she has a blokes brain within an attractive female body, great crack, which is a winning formula ( no pun intended ) imo, her only major down side for me is her Comms are v poor.( which for someone with a degree in English is disapointing). I gave her feedback on AW like a What Car review, new improved TT with upgraded Comms for 2018, she did improve for a while then slipped back into her old ways.

. I like the What Car idea. I think that sounds like a good review style.

As to her gossipping, how would you feel after an hour with her, feeling great yourself then finding out she'd called you a loser. Would you go back? If you're a punter who sees everyone once, it wouldn't be as much of an issue but some are repeat visitors.

[waynekerr600]

I did leave accurate feedback on Aw of a lot of girls I have seen

That's really helpful. I'll borrow SMs crystal balls once he wipes the shit off them.

[Nicecockclean2]

To be honest I think most wg will have that opinion for the vast majority of the people they see, it would be nieve to think any other way Imo. They fuck us for £ not love.

[Nicecockclean2]

That's really helpful. I'll borrow SMs crystal balls once he wipes the shit of them.

Glad to be of help, you could lick Sms crystal balls clean as you full of 💩

[waynekerr600]

Glad to be of help, you could lick Sms crystal balls clean as you full of 💩

Thank you for that insightful contribution

[Spartacus123]

To be honest I think most wg will have that opinion for the vast majority of the people they see, it would be nieve to think any other way Imo. They fuck us for £ not love.

Exactly this. I'm not sure why all the drama (or surprise) with the fact that most WG's think this of us. Wake up people

[daviemac]

Exactly this. I'm not sure why all the drama (or surprise) with the fact that most WG's think this of us. Wake up people

It's one thing thinking they may be slagging us off behind our backs, it's another thing entirely them making public that they do it, shows a total lack of respect for the ones who pay their wages.

Who here would want their boss to know what they really thought of them.   

[Shearer1955]

It doesn't deter me from seeing girls knowing that they are likely criticising punters in private but when what they say becomes public knowledge it certainly dampens any enthusiasm I have to see them subsequently, Al escorts should remember though that they are being well paid to offer their services so to bite the hand that feeds them is unhelpful and can harm them where it hurts...in their pocket 

[Spartacus123]

It's one thing thinking they may be slagging us off behind our backs, it's another thing entirely them making public that they do it, shows a total lack of respect for the ones who pay their wages.

Who here would want their boss to know what they really thought of them.   

Agreed - it shows lack of respect and/or professionalism, but would it really dampen their business? I'm not so sure..

[datwabbit]

Exactly this. I'm not sure why all the drama (or surprise) with the fact that most WG's think this of us. Wake up people

It's business. Do you think your plumber or window cleaner or some other service you hire thinks you're a pathetic loser? Do you think they talk to others in the trade about you?

Why should escorts be any different?

It's not about confusing sex with love, it's about how you value the people who give you money.

[tynetunnel]

It's business. Do you think your plumber or window cleaner or some other service you hire thinks you're a pathetic loser?

My window cleaner thinks I’m a c**t!

But that’s for a different forum!

[datwabbit]

My window cleaner thinks I’m a c**t!

But that’s for a different forum!

Can't say fairer than that 

[Sar-Major]

That's really helpful. I'll borrow SMs crystal balls once he wipes the shit off them.

    Now leave me crystal balls out of it, and fuck off back to your little hole.................. 

 

[Shearer1955]

  Now leave me crystal balls out of it, and fuck off back to your little hole.................. 

 

You missed a word off Sar Major...he should fuck off back to his little SHIT hole 

[waynekerr600]

  Now leave me crystal balls out of it, and fuck off back to your little hole.................. 

 

I assume you want to keep your hands on your balls then SM? I even got you a present.


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[nufc4life]

My window cleaner thinks I’m a c**t!

But that’s for a different forum!

 
They (including wgs and window cleaners) can keep whatever opinion of me they like, but if I found out my window cleaner had a whatsapp group with his mates or other window cleaners and he was laughing at or sharing details of what he saw through my windows I'd definitely want to change

[Belgarion]

Her bestie won't be happy with you for this review