Sophie DDs - Old Street

[xeron]

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I thought I might be less annoyed about this if i sat on it for a week but im not so here we go

£90 for the hour.  Flat is about 5 min walk from Old Street. Premises were ok,  was all a bit run down but nothing grotty about it

Either some people here are easily pleased or this was so extreme an example of YMMV it gave me whiplash

Sophie is as previous reviews describe. I personally didnt think she was pretty facially, and she's short and big, with a large gut and large droopy breasts.

Took a shower after handing over the cash and exchanging pleasantries, then lay down on the bed

Have to say this was hands down the worst massage I've had this year. She employed a classic I've not experienced for a while which is wasting most of the session on my legs. It was also lazy,  most of the time she sat on the bed and used one hand to perform the same move in the same area repeatedly. The body to body consisted of her kneeling to my side and rubbing her boobs on my upper back and head for all of 2 minutes at most.

Then she asked me to flip over. For about a minute i got the first hint of sensuality as she lightly teased her fingers over my chest,  but that was short lived. A quick attempt at a titwank followed, done as lazily as everything else, then she went for an ineffectual handjob,  failing after some time to make me cum, at which point i was so bored I just made my excuses and got up and clothed

No engagement,  no effort. Even at 90 for the hour I felt ripped off

Avoid unless you like setting money on fire for fun

[ampithestud1]

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I thought I might be less annoyed about this if i sat on it for a week but im not so here we go

£90 for the hour.  Flat is about 5 min walk from Old Street. Premises were ok,  was all a bit run down but nothing grotty about it

Either some people here are easily pleased or this was so extreme an example of YMMV it gave me whiplash

Sophie is as previous reviews describe. I personally didnt think she was pretty facially, and she's short and big, with a large gut and large droopy breasts.

Took a shower after handing over the cash and exchanging pleasantries, then lay down on the bed

Have to say this was hands down the worst massage I've had this year. She employed a classic I've not experienced for a while which is wasting most of the session on my legs. It was also lazy,  most of the time she sat on the bed and used one hand to perform the same move in the same area repeatedly. The body to body consisted of her kneeling to my side and rubbing her boobs on my upper back and head for all of 2 minutes at most.

Then she asked me to flip over. For about a minute i got the first hint of sensuality as she lightly teased her fingers over my chest,  but that was short lived. A quick attempt at a titwank followed, done as lazily as everything else, then she went for an ineffectual handjob,  failing after some time to make me cum, at which point i was so bored I just made my excuses and got up and clothed

No engagement,  no effort. Even at 90 for the hour I felt ripped off

Avoid unless you like setting money on fire for fun

Thanks OP.

Sophie’s near work and I’ve considered visiting her because of how those tits look on her AW profile pics. Your experience confirms my suspicion that she looks nothing like those photos and can’t massage so firmly off the HL now.

£90 isn’t cheap for the hour especially for FBSM.

[peter purves]

You know a review is going to hold no punches when it starts by saying 

I thought I might be less annoyed about this if i sat on it for a week but im not so here we go

 

Cheers for the review and warning!!