Author Topic: GlamorousApril - Harrow  (Read 1575 times)


6 review(s) for GlamorousApril (1 positive, 0 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by MrMatrix]

Offline Metal micky

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Met GlamorousApril for a 30 minute session at rate of £70. The meet was for XX:30

Comms were all by text. Every time I had called but no answer, just get text.

Location is in Harrow. Nice apartment block near Debenhams.

The Punt: Post code given put me in the car park behind Debenhams at XX:20. call no answer then 5 mins later get text, given a second post code, road name and apartment name.  (Annoying as already hide proper phone and only had dumb phone at hand) Apartment block less than 5 minutes walk away.

Got to the apartment and see a concierge so walk past to call April again. Got text told to wait few minute as not ready, apartment number given too. I have trouble getting intercom to work, concierge see I'm having no joy and lets me in, No questions.

I get to door and give it a knock, no answer. I'm standing outside like a lemon. Can hear her inside. text her to say at door and knock again. It's now XX:42 (time of last text sent). Finally opens door.

She is the lady in the pictures on AW although think pictures are few years old as she was bit larger in person (size 14?) and face not shown. She is in her 40's looks nice.

Now I'm given a tour of the apartment, of the shower room that I'm not going to be using and then the shower room I will be using and of the bedroom with a lovely bed with lots of pillows. Thought I was on Though the Keyhole.

Sort out paperwork and have a shower. Wait for her to come back in to room, when she does messes with laptop to play music. She then says If I have partner I should have a shower before i go too, as she has strong perfume.

Started with hugging and fondling, and a lot of talking throughout the session she talked a lot about sensuality. Then out come the wipes even thought just showered. She is about to give me oral and I ask to go down on her first. She gets in position, nice pussy clean, fresh and tasty. Was enjoying and then few minutes in she said she did not want to come that way. She then gives oral without and does a good job but again only last few minute before the rubber goes on and am asked which 2 positions I like. I say 69 and cowgirl.

Tell her to get on top. Rides me nice and slow and i respond accordingly. about 5 minutes of this. I think she want to change position but says she does not want me to go before i come. Wtf??!!

She goes to foot of bed, takes the rubber off and starts wanking, then about 4 or 5 strokes in, says me then says give me a hand. Takes my hand and places it on my dick and tells me to wank myself off. I was confused AF. Mood gone. Could not be asked to wank myself off as I've paid her £70 to sort me out.

Then told thats it, times finished. I get up and get dressed ( no mention of a second shower) and leave. Parting words from her, tells me to think about her when i go home and have a wank.

I check time on leaving, Ten past the hour.

I believe total punt time was less than 20 minutes. Yes technically I was in the apartment about half an hour but still fell ripped off as talking and stalling tactics plus shower time should not count.

Would I return? NO

Negative : Not value for money. Stalling. Told to wank myself off after paying £70







Offline DubCee

Commiseration on the shit punt OP. Messing you about plus you doing a job you paid her to do is poor forn especially considering there is better value on the market for £70h/h

Offline Sudawrirfwa

Sounds like a really shitty punt, sorry to hear that OP. At least you got to see her, if you see my negative review of her she was just messing me about.

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Don't fill her disgusting rank fanny with more of your hard earned money!!

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Offline hawkzville

Thank you for the report and info; what a shame! I had a really pleasant text exchange with her during the week to set up a meeting, which I then had to subsequently cancel - which she took really well; so well that she was on my Saturday afternoon treat list for tomorrow.... but now she is firmly crossed off. Sorry you had a bad experience, but thank you for saving others (potentially) the same fate.