How I wish I had seen the reviews before...
I was a little early, so called and got an aggressive "I'm not ready wait" or words to that effect. Err, that should have put me off, but no, I thought about the AW profile and thought about the treats ahead.
I booked for an hour as I am walking up to her place, she accidentally sent a text to say she wasn't ready and would be ready 50 mins into my hour. Odd, why the alarm bells were not ringing by now I have no clue. Into the apartment, and hand over my £100.
Looks - She said she's 33, not the 29 as shown in the profile and is apparently preparing for surgery to move fat around to her arse. So needs to put 3 stones on, the photos are not accurate. Anyway, it's apparently the surgery can kill, so she is off to Turkey for this in a few weeks and working all the hours as "why go to the gym when I can get this done in a day". Also mentions this is all to go back to London to get £250/hour, unless people are into a shit-sex fetish I don't see that. Oh, also "don't make any noise, would you like it if I came to your place and made noise during sex?"
Service: No OWO, no kissing at all. Foreplay? I don't think she knows what it is. Anyway, cowgirl, she hops on for all of two minutes and then hops off and starts with not-a-wank, mechanical vacant look on her face, I guess hoping this will all end soon. I suggest, sex from the side "no, I don't do that", spoons "that's porn-star I don't do that". So missionary with a dead fish, which, when my arms got tired and I moved onto my elbows, "get off, I can't breathe". She then took the condom off, applied lube and works on her wanking skills some more, all I can say at this point is "stop, it's clear you don't want me to be here". Get up, get dressed and leave.
By far the worst experience I have ever had, truly terrible attitude unless you want a side of passive aggressive abruptness with "no, I don't do that".
