Ellie - an agency lass out of Playmates - Leeds - WASTE OF FUCKING SPACE !!!

[mrfishyfoo]

I just CBA doing my usual type of review as in all my time punting I've NEVER come across anything like this.

Bang on the agreed time the goalkeeper told me that Ellie was ready for me and to come on down.

Knock knock on the door.

NOTHING !!! WTF !!!

Wait 3 minutes same again.

NOTHING !!! WTF !!!

Text to the goalkeeper.

Goalkeepers response....."She text me 10mins ago saying she's in ?? Try the door is it unlocked ??"

THe goalkeeper confirmed I was at the right flat. So in I went as requested.

THE FLAT WAS EMPTY !!! WTF !!!

Sent photo of the empty flat to the goalkeeper.

WTF !! Being the goalkeepers response as she let me know that Ellie had been spotted outside the building by one of her other lasses.

WTF !!!

Goalkeeper then let me know that Ellie had gone radio silent on her.

WTF !!!

I waited another 10 minutes just in case Ellie had got the time wrong, let the goalkeeper know I was offski, and left.

WIPEOUT !!!! 

Well she was this one....

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....at Playmates albeit I see she's already been removed off the site.

FFS I'm an animal in the room BUT I'm not a heartless bastard. Somethings clearly happened, gone on, and whatever that something is clearly got Ellie's attention BUT FFS it takes 30 seconds to let all involved know somethings cropped up. FFS she'd driven all the way from Manchester for this booking so clearly it's major. BUT and this is the but if Ellie had let the goalkeeper know that she had to leave and couldn't do the booking I would have got over it BUT she didn't so she can FUCK OFF the useless ignorant waste of fucking space.

[Scarboroughdude]

FFS Mr F, thats totally out of order as you say it takes seconds to send an update so wtf was going on in her head ? 

[mrfishyfoo]

FFS Mr F, thats totally out of order as you say it takes seconds to send an update so wtf was going on in her head ? 

Pro$$ie logic clearly. 

FFS even if someones died it's not difficult to send a text. This lass has ruined her reputation IMHO by doing this. 

FWIW I've been in contact with the goalkeeper this evening and she "tells me" that she's "heard" fuck all. 

[stevedave]

FFS I'm an animal in the room BUT I'm not a heartless bastard. Somethings clearly happened, gone on, and whatever that something is clearly got Ellie's attention BUT FFS it takes 30 seconds to let all involved know somethings cropped up. FFS she'd driven all the way from Manchester for this booking so clearly it's major. BUT and this is the but if Ellie had let the goalkeeper know that she had to leave and couldn't do the booking I would have got over it BUT she didn't so she can FUCK OFF the useless ignorant waste of fucking space.

Now, Fishy... FFS, referring to yourself as an animal in the room? Serusiurly, you're starting to go down the ego trip lines of KT now, you'll be banging on about mango's soon. Get a grip... And you bloody know I'm right. It's about the lass, not you.

Negative entirely deserved though. Agreed, arranged and not committed to by the girl. As you say, looks like Playmates have already got rid.

[yorkieyorkie]

Maybe she saw your face and scappered out of there 

[vw]

Now, Fishy... FFS, referring to yourself as an animal in the room? Serusiurly, you're starting to go down the ego trip lines of KT now, you'll be banging on about mango's soon. Get a grip... And you bloody know I'm right. It's about the lass, not you.

Negative entirely deserved though. Agreed, arranged and not committed to by the girl. As you say, looks like Playmates have already got rid.

Fishy has always been a plagiarist, I'm not shocked he mimics KT.   

[mrfishyfoo]

Now, Fishy... FFS, referring to yourself as an animal in the room? Serusiurly, you're starting to go down the ego trip lines of KT now, you'll be banging on about mango's soon. Get a grip... And you bloody know I'm right. It's about the lass, not you.

Negative entirely deserved though. Agreed, arranged and not committed to by the girl. As you say, looks like Playmates have already got rid.

I did !!! I dropped lucky and my get a load out of me quick planZ was fucking superb.

A very positive, and I suspect eyebrow raising, review to follow.

[mrfishyfoo]

Maybe she saw your face and scappered out of there 

Cheeky twat !!! 

[stevedave]

I did !!! I dropped lucky and my get a load out of me quick planZ was fucking superb.

A very positive, and I suspect eyebrow raising, review to follow.

I don't know whether to be scared or appalled... does plan Z mean you're going to give us a review of yourself wanking you off? Or have you been having a drive around Holbeck?!

[mrfishyfoo]

I don't know whether to be scared or appalled... does plan Z mean you're going to give us a review of yourself wanking you off? Or have you been having a drive around Holbeck?!

Nope you cheeky twat.

PlanZ was balls deep anal heaven with a FAF size 6 blonde. 

I was in her room in a good quality 4star hotel just over 1/2 an hour after I left la Dock.

That's lucky IMHO. 

[yorkieyorkie]

Interested in know this plan Z MrFF. My plan D’s are awful so it’s incredible how you got a romping punt with a plan Z

[stevedave]

Nope you cheeky twat.

PlanZ was balls deep anal heaven with a FAF size 6 blonde. 

I was in her room in a good quality 4star hotel just over 1/2 an hour after I left la Dock.

That's lucky IMHO. 

Christ, if that's plan Z, I need to work on plan B-Y

[mrfishyfoo]

Interested in know this plan Z MrFF. My plan D’s are awful so it’s incredible how you got a romping punt with a plan Z

No CIM and anal an extra £40 hence planZ.

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[mrfishyfoo]

Christ, if that's plan Z, I need to work on plan B-Y

I'd have gone to the pub BUT I'd dropped a cock stiffener so I was proper in need of a release.

[stevedave]

I'd have gone to the pub BUT I'd dropped a cock stiffener so I was proper in need of a release.

Fair play. Not gonna lie, I'd have probably thrown in the towel, gone home and had a really fucking long wank 

[mrfishyfoo]

Fishy has always been a plagiarist, I'm not shocked he mimics KT.   

I don't pay £20 for a kiss test. 

[mrfishyfoo]

Fair play. Not gonna lie, I'd have probably thrown in the towel, gone home and had a really fucking long wank 

TBH I walked into her room blind. No due diligence no fuck all. If I'd have seen the 5 red cards I wouldn't have touched her.

YMMV and all that.

[LCD1535]

That's well out of order

[vw]

I don't pay £20 for a kiss test. 

Wont they let you? do they laugh in your face? 

I always  suspected KT had more balls.   

[cueball]

Now, Fishy... FFS, referring to yourself as an animal in the room? Serusiurly, you're starting to go down the ego trip lines of KT now, you'll be banging on about mango's soon. Get a grip... And you bloody know I'm right. It's about the lass, not you.

Negative entirely deserved though. Agreed, arranged and not committed to by the girl. As you say, looks like Playmates have already got rid.

He's still got his own string ya know 

[mrfishyfoo]

He's still got his own string ya know 

Oh yes !!! 

[wristjob]

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Not any more. That is bizarre

[mrfishyfoo]

Wont they let you? do they laugh in your face? 

I always  suspected KT had more balls.   

They kiss me properly or I walk !! 

[vw]

They kiss me properly or I walk !! 

so you do a free kiss test then.   

[mrfishyfoo]

so you do a free kiss test then.   

Yep !!! 

If they don't I laugh in their faces and then I walk.

[Pie Eater]

Just wondering, in situations like this do people think it should be obligatory for agencies to offer a discount on the next booking as a good will gesture?

[mrfishyfoo]

Just wondering, in situations like this do people think it should be obligatory for agencies to offer a discount on the next booking as a good will gesture?

Be nice if they would BUT I reckon there's more chance of hell freezing over.