For someone looking to replace an Lory, particularly one he only knows from her former glory, the 2 reviews are of women far removed in looks and service. Not really been trying very hard to find the more suitable replacements to Lory.
Like FD I think OP has been round the block more than a few times before and has been loitering on our street corner for long enough to know the response he could get to his plea. In that respect his response is more in keeping with a troll begging for a fight out of the gate.
Plenty of recent examples of similar behaviour and responses.
The rope is running free for now, let's see what more he does to prove his bona fides. Providing the results and queries from his own efforts to find Lory's replacement might be a good start.