Author Topic: Cheeky Lena - Birmingham  (Read 5889 times)


39 review(s) for Cheeky-Lena (35 positive, 2 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline girthyrod

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Booking; 30mins - 70

Location;
By the McDonalds crossing on Bristol Road, 1/2mile from that. Suggest parking there also as Lenas apatment has very little parking options outside.

Comms;
Pretty clear text wise, quite sharp over the phone and geard saying "you text too maaaach, fuckinell". When all I sent were two texts  one asking to arrange time and day, the next an outfit and a 'see you soon' with nothing uncouth. Nearly cancelled due to it but her previous reviews I gave her benefit of the doubt  :thumbsup:

Meet;
I parked at McDonalds, walked to her apartment which took around 10mins. Clear walk and greeted by Lena who wore a secretary outfit with thong and stockings. She kept the bra on throughout which was weird? I tried to take off but she switched positions instead amd I rolled with it, no probs. Apparently she has a dodgy bolt on so thats probably why.

Anyway, she greeted me in, offer of drink and bath but I had already showered so nice quock chat and to the bed. Spot on, candles, music and dim lighting. She is softly spoken and really nice tbh. She undressed me amd proceeded with the one of the best blowjobs Ive ever had. She could suck a stone through a straw that woman. Unreal how good a blowjob it was. Hard at times but she gets it down her. Made uo for the aforementioned bra bollocks.

She then takes her blouse off, slides her thong off revealing a tidy and kept triangle. She then slowly rided me but I could aee her squinting. Shes getting on a bit but still very tight so I went at it doggy style instead and slowly. So tight that I blew my load in around 5 mins which is a record. Her arse is spot on, very good and shames women half her age.

Post pop, she gave me a shocking massage. It was like a butcher smashing away at a carcass. Asked her to slow a bit and she moved on to with legs and arms, that was far better. She offered rimming but not for me that, filthy imo, nothing good comes from that place so kept her away from the muddy onion ring. She then asked me to turn over, said I was far too big but would give me a great blowjob. She did just that, deep throat and relentless. Massaging and sucking balls throughout. 20 mins easy on this. I came like frothing sauce pan, just kept going and going. I was absolutely fucked from it, tingles all over, speechless. Un-be-liev-able. 11/10. I praised her.and said Id bung her a bonus for that. :wacko: :yahoo:

Then I saw the time, 55mins and I booked 30. She then gave me a bath and said to come back again and she would look after me. By time I had bath  it was 1hr10mins. She even gave me a bottle of orange juice on way out.

80 quid for the above. It doesnt get better. Positive review, just wish she would up her game regarding comms and sort her bolt on out. But My God, what a blowjob and tight fanny. Positive and would definately visit again.

If I was to suggest a hooker for first timers, this would be ideal person.


Offline Bumbuttass

Muddy onion ring  :lol: :lol: :lol: funniest thing I’ve heard all day

Thanks for the review  :hi:

Offline lol punk

Was there any kissing mate?

Thanks for the review btw

Offline m4rmite

Muddy onion ring  :lol: :lol: :lol: funniest thing I’ve heard all day

Thanks for the review  :hi:
I'm laughing like a retard here :lol: :lol:

Offline girthyrod

Yeah she kisses, but after reading reviews where she has had her tongue in other chaps muddy onion rings I kept it to a light pet, the kind you use at a funeral whem petting the Widow farewell before making your way home.


Offline avfc45

How hard is it to get to see her I've been trying for a week no luck

Offline The Owl

How hard is it to get to see her I've been trying for a week no luck

Call her, leave a voicemail and leave a sensible message asking for an appointment, your number and request a call or text back within a reasonable time. Worked for me when I made my first booking with her.

speedygonzalez

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Call her, leave a voicemail and leave a sensible message asking for an appointment, your number and request a call or text back within a reasonable time. Worked for me when I made my first booking with her.

Don't call.Leave a text with name,number and when you want to see her and she'll get back to you.

but if she does answer she;ll only ask why you havent followed the instructions on her AW page which are above.
.SG.

Offline avfc45

Don't call.Leave a text with name,number and when you want to see her and she'll get back to you.

but if she does answer she;ll only ask why you havent followed the instructions on her AW page which are above.
.SG.
thanks tried that worked although she said she doesn't rim but hopefully during punt things change

Offline The Owl

Don't call.Leave a text with name,number and when you want to see her and she'll get back to you.

but if she does answer she;ll only ask why you havent followed the instructions on her AW page which are above.
.SG.

Either she's changed her instructions or I lucked out when I first booked her. I called her and left a voicemail, was half way through writing a text when she called me back. Two hours later I had my cock buried deep inside her.

Offline The Owl

Don't call.Leave a text with name,number and when you want to see her and she'll get back to you.

but if she does answer she;ll only ask why you havent followed the instructions on her AW page which are above.
.SG.

From her Q+A: Q. How can I book you?   A. Please try to call me first. If I don't answer my phone then please leave me a voicemail message or send me text stating your name and phone number and the time would you like to see me. I will get back to you as soon as I can.

Are you a looking at the wrong profile or a troll?

speedygonzalez

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From her Q+A: Q. How can I book you?   A. Please try to call me first. If I don't answer my phone then please leave me a voicemail message or send me text stating your name and phone number and the time would you like to see me. I will get back to you as soon as I can.

Are you a looking at the wrong profile or a troll?

I’ll take a photo of the text from her and upload.you can make up your own mind then.

speedygonzalez

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From her Q+A: Q. How can I book you?   A. Please try to call me first. If I don't answer my phone then please leave me a voicemail message or send me text stating your name and phone number and the time would you like to see me. I will get back to you as soon as I can.

Are you a looking at the wrong profile or a troll?

Ive deleted her messages to me but she quoted what I wrote in my previous post.heres my text to her yesterday

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Offline shavedgoodboy

Hello. Can anybody who has visited Lena’s apartment tell me if it has a balcony please? I love the sound of a 1 hour unrushed, two pop punt with her and a nice assisted bath, but I’d love a cigarette in between, no way the apartment is smoking so I’m hoping I could pop out for a cheeky fag.

Offline Jasonk71

People on here say that they've been rimmed by Lena. But on her AW profiles it says rimming(received). Most strange

Offline Bangers and Gash

Hello. Can anybody who has visited Lena’s apartment tell me if it has a balcony please? I love the sound of a 1 hour unrushed, two pop punt with her and a nice assisted bath, but I’d love a cigarette in between, no way the apartment is smoking so I’m hoping I could pop out for a cheeky fag.

Fucks sake! If you cant last an hour without a cancer stick then it's a doctor you need, not a fuckin pro$$ie.

Offline shavedgoodboy

Fucks sake! If you cant last an hour without a cancer stick then it's a doctor you need, not a fuckin pro$$ie.

I can last a year. I don’t smoke at all these days but I like a cig with a punt. It’s a luxury.

boobloverhenry

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She's a funny moody fucker.

Either she's high or just thick.

Not worth the hassle.

Find another whore is my advice - plenty out there.

Offline shavedgoodboy

She's a funny moody fucker.

Either she's high or just thick.

Not worth the hassle.

Find another whore is my advice - plenty out there.

Shit really? She’s had a lot of good reviews. Thanks for your advice. You had a bad run with her?

Offline John010116

Can back up the moody cow thing, came accross quite aggressive when i sent a text asking what her earliest booking would be but as i did not follow the exact parameters she asks for was told to read her profile.
Sent another message few days later within the exact criteria, also about kissing and then got another rude reply so left it as didn’t feel bitch deserved my money.

You would think she was paying to fuck me with how arrogant she was acting. I get it probs a busy girl and from sounds of it decent service but i don’t like attitude.

Online xxpat

I saw her a couple of years ago she spent half the session rimming,  this is a big fave of mine so would be all over a nice lady who offered this service but tbh she's so ropey I couldn't face going back for it...no one's mentioned how thick set she is...

Offline shavedgoodboy

Thanks both of you that’s lots of good extra info. I’ll bear that in mind.