Author Topic: Saowanee Blue Sky Thai Massage - Pen-clawdd  (Read 1576 times)

Offline Jack_Carms

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I feel mean giving Saowanee a neutral. I hope I am not putting others off trying her.

I unexpectedly found I had time to take in a massage. I have not seen Cara in over a year and wanted to see her but she was unavailable. I thought it would be a good chance to see someone new.
Comms
By telephone. I phoned Saowanee and she was immediately free, so I arranged to see her within the hour. I had difficulty understanding Saowanee but I do not have fantastic hearing and often struggle speaking to Asian SP’s. She texted her address and confirmed the time. So no issues here.
Venue
Now this is odd. The entrance to her massage shop is situated inside the CK store in Pen-clawdd. When I arrived I could see the massage advertising on the window of the CK store. I walked around the building and eventually into the store but missed the entrance. I phoned her from the car and spotted an Asian woman talking on the phone in the store entrance and realised it was her.
Her door is immediately left, the first left door just inside the store’s entrance. I can imagine this would put some punters off, and if I was a local I certainly wouldn’t want to be seen going in, but as I am not local and don’t give a hoot what strangers might think of me I was not bothered.
I had arranged to be there at 1.00pm but as I was trying to fit this in quickly I had completely underestimated the time it would take to get there. I eventually went through her door at 1.20. This was completely my fault. I was fully expecting her to say sorry we will have to finish at 2.00 as arranged, and I would have politely accepted that, but she was obviously free and just ran the booking to 2.20 without fuss.
The room was lovely and warm. The massage table is behind a wicker type screen as shown in the photograph of her ad. The shoppers are in the store are on the other side of the door!
Saowanee
Saowanee is in her late 30’s/early 40’s. She is petite, attractive, very friendly and very willing to please and leave a good impression. She apologised for her English a number of times saying she was trying hard to improve it. I think the real problem was that I was not catching everything clearly and others would have less trouble. She is a very pleasant lady.
Services; She asked me to undress and lay on the massage table/bed. She has good strength in her fingers and worked on my back very well. But part of the reason for the neutral is that I thought she was flitting up and down my body way too quickly. I prefer something that feels more methodical and purposeful. She kept asking if I was enjoying the massage and of course I politely agreed.
At one point she asked if I wanted an ointment applied. She showed it to me. It was something like ‘Deep Heat’. She was convinced it would be good for my muscles. My mind was screaming NO way as I was thinking what sort of pain would I be in if she got that over the old fella. But I am way too polite and just agreed!
The table does not have a hole to put your face in and so I was lying with my head on the side. Two or three times she stood at my head and stretched down my back so that her small breasts ended up in my face. It was very pleasant indeed. I still am not sure if it was a tease as she never broke stride.
When she worked on my bum and upper inside thighs there were no accidental touches or anything approaching a reach-under. I was beginning to think that this was a completely legit massage.
When I turned over she hovered her hands over my chest and said where you want the massage. I said everywhere. She looked as though she was telling me a huge secret and whispered ‘oh that is extra’ or I think that’s what she said. I asked if she would take her top off. She looked shocked in a fake sort of way. I asked how much. Now my hearing and her English had a couple of minutes missing each other completely. It was a bit silly. Eventually I said £70. Now her massage is advertised at £30/hr and HE would be £20 extra. I was happy enough to pay £70 but I might of got away with less. The fact is I liked her, I was quite happy and thought it fair.
Now she asked me to move off the bed, on to a mattress on the floor beside the bed, at the bottom of the screen. It was as if we might be discovered at any moment. She turned the music up. Then she took her top off. I played and kissed her absolutely lovely little breasts. She leaned over me to give me better access. She is proud of her body and breasts and told me a couple of times that she has never had children as if to explain why they are so nice. I really enjoyed myself and it took me back to those first gropes I had with a girl when I was a teenager.
She wanked me off quite firmly completely different from Cara’s light, light touch. It was wonderful and very satisfying. As I moaned she gently put a finger on my lips to keep me quiet.
She cleaned me up thoroughly as Asians always seem to do.
I was quite happy. She was concerned that I was happy and said she would love to see me again.
I have given her a neutral because her massage was not to my liking. But that might be me, it would be interesting to hear others views. Also I love a tease, a reach-under and some anal play which was lacking but who knows, if she has met you before there might be much more.
Once again I really hope I have not put punters off. I am reviewing completely from my own personal preferences and others will see things differently.

Offline Onlyblue

Thanks, a good balanced review.
For me the massage has to be good because your spending 50 odd minutes receiving this part of the service and that’s what I want for my money with the extra (and £20) a bonus.
Also the sensual and ‘accidental’ touches are all part of it for me so that’s a shame on this occasion.
I think if you go back you should offer her the extra 20 up front and you’ll get what you want.

Also, just explain what type of massage you want as the Thai girls are usually pretty accommodating in my experience.

Offline iverthickone

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Nice review.

However, given she asked you if all ok, and you said yes, she couldn't have known to do things differently.  I think what may come out of this is just to ask.  Most Asians are happy to accommodate and are very compliant in my view.

Glad you had a goodish time though.

Offline Jack_Carms

Yes good points.
She is not a mind reader and she did ask me. I only had to say and I'm sure she would have happy to please.

Offline Working Wendy

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If I may, it's occurred to me that if your head is to the side then you're tensing at least your sternocleidiomastoid muscle. Do it and you'll feel your muscles tense to the top of your spine, therefore surely your body isn't in a relaxed enough state to receive a decent massage, is it? Is this standard practice when visiting a professional masseuse? Asking for a massage student friend, thanks

Offline max9456

Have seen this lady in swansea and wasn't that impressed but called to blue sky a couple of weeks ago and found she was free for half an hour. Had a very good massage with tiger balm applied to calf muscles as they were in need of attention. She washed her hands as I turned over. Lots of teasing with old boy and calls as she swept her hands over all of my front before bringing me off very nicely and cleaning me up. Have to agree with the neutral rating purely down to her lack of english and no anal teasing but will return now I know she's willing to go topless

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Should be balls not calls. Predictive text caught me out

Offline Jack_Carms

You are quite right Wendy. Lying with your head to the side is not conducive to a good massage. I looked up your sternocleidomastoid muscle having no idea what it was before (big muscle on the side of your neck to save others the trouble) and yes you are tensing that, and as you say also tensing more muscles in your spine.

A massage table with a face hole does lead to a better massage and in my experience in spa massages they are standard practise with professional masseurs. 

In the review I called it a massage bed/table as I think it was made for massage even without the hole. It was quite tall and firm so that Saowanee could move around it and apply pressure when she was working, something not possible on an ordinary bed.

Apart from the massage itself the thing I like about lying with my head on a pillow is that I feel much more engaged with the masseuse. With your face down a hole there is a distance between you. You just catch occasional glimpses of feet and legs. I feel like I am being worked on even if I am enjoying it. With your head on the side you can talk and see a lot more but yes the massage suffers.

When you gave me a massage Wendy I really enjoyed the chit chat. It was an important part of the whole experience for me.

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You are quite right Wendy. Lying with your head to the side is not conducive to a good massage. I looked up your sternocleidomastoid muscle having no idea what it was before (big muscle on the side of your neck to save others the trouble) and yes you are tensing that, and as you say also tensing more muscles in your spine.

A massage table with a face hole does lead to a better massage and in my experience in spa massages they are standard practise with professional masseurs. 

In the review I called it a massage bed/table as I think it was made for massage even without the hole. It was quite tall and firm so that Saowanee could move around it and apply pressure when she was working, something not possible on an ordinary bed.

Apart from the massage itself the thing I like about lying with my head on a pillow is that I feel much more engaged with the masseuse. With your face down a hole there is a distance between you. You just catch occasional glimpses of feet and legs. I feel like I am being worked on even if I am enjoying it. With your head on the side you can talk and see a lot more but yes the massage suffers.

I thought so, the sternocleidiomastoid muscle was something I was reading up on yesterday, but couldn't understand how I would know that but a professional masseuse wouldn't when she bought the massage table. I thought maybe I had something wrong or having not had one maybe Thai massages are different somehow :unknown:

So you wouldn't have had a first class massage even if she had paid attention to the areas you wanted it. When I come to buy a massage table I will have to make sure it has a hole in it...and my feet look nice :thumbsup:

Offline Jack_Carms

...and my feet look nice

Very funny Wendy. I love it.

Offline Grumpy Pumpy

Good review Jack. It's not the quality of the massage that would put me off, but the fact I was getting wanked off 20 foot away from the frozen peas!

Not sure what the supermarket thinks of this arrangement. Though I wonder how a staff member might bring it up to the store manager? "Hey boss, I've just read on UK punting we've got a rub and tug lady working in the shop"

Offline wantfun

Good review Jack. It's not the quality of the :lol: :lol: massage that would put me off, but the fact I was getting wanked off 20 foot away from the frozen peas!

Not sure what the supermarket thinks of this arrangement. Though I wonder how a staff member might bring it up to the store manager? "Hey boss, I've just read on UK punting we've got a rub and tug lady working in the shop"
  the store manager might be calling for a rub and tug freebee to keep him quiet  :lol:

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It's not the quality of the massage that would put me off, but the fact I was getting wanked off 20 foot away from the frozen peas!

You might need those frozen peas if she rubbed "deep heat" on your cock  :sarcastic:

Offline Jamez17

Good review thanks. I happened to be in this store on Fri PM and I agree it's super public I'm  sure I heard one of the staff saying something about dirty barstards  :manhater:    I saw one guy come out who bought chocolate or something  ( ahead of me at the till) then another guy come out a minute later?  The massusse came out and chatted,  50 looking maybe grey hair? Then she greeted an older lady warmly and they went in, obviously a busy day. Can't say I was tempted,  and no not for me way to public and no she wasn't tempting

Offline Thenomad

I've seen her a couple of times...albeit afew months ago. When I visited the massage tabledid have a hole to put your face into and no mattress.