Amazing Monica

[jpuk]

Before I continue could somebody please put a link up for me 

Monica is the girl in the photos on AW, but that is pretty much where the honesty of the profile ends!!!

I arrived at Monica's this evening ready for a 1 hour booking, on arrival I was told that only 30 mins is available. OK I thought, that's not a problem as I was in two minds whether to book an hour or 30 mins anyway.

Monica took the money and sent me to the shower, I did want a shower anyhow but I don't think the choice was mine to be made!!

When I returned Monica asked me what I was interested in, I asked for a GFE. "Nope, I do oral and sex that is all!!!" At this time I was sat on the bed in my birthday suit, nice timing Monica 

OK, oral and sex it is then. What Monica does not realise is that she does not do oral either, she performs a very poor imitation of oral which is quite uncomfortable

Please can we move on to sex? "Yes, but I do not go on top, doggy or missionary!!!" 

Fucked her doggy style, blew my load and left.

Monica is a very pretty girl with some beautiful tattoos, which I do like!! But is a god damn awful punt!!!!

[SirPhilipXX]

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[SirPhilipXX]

Before I continue could somebody please put a link up for me 

Monica is the girl in the photos on AW, but that is pretty much where the honesty of the profile ends!!!

I arrived at Monica's this evening ready for a 1 hour booking, on arrival I was told that only 30 mins is available. OK I thought, that's not a problem as I was in two minds whether to book an hour or 30 mins anyway.

Monica took the money and sent me to the shower, I did want a shower anyhow but I don't think the choice was mine to be made!!

When I returned Monica asked me what I was interested in, I asked for a GFE. "Nope, I do oral and sex that is all!!!" At this time I was sat on the bed in my birthday suit, nice timing Monica 

OK, oral and sex it is then. What Monica does not realise is that she does not do oral either, she performs a very poor imitation of oral which is quite uncomfortable

Please can we move on to sex? "Yes, but I do not go on top, doggy or missionary!!!" 

Fucked her doggy style, blew my load and left.

Monica is a very pretty girl with some beautiful tattoos, which I do like!! But is a god damn awful punt!!!!

Good post jpuk.

I'm sorry you had such a rubbish punt, but your report has warned us all what to expect from this rude bitch

And that's what UKPunting is for.

[Chinadoll]

A disappointing result. was really hoping that she was gonna be an 

[Chinadoll]

Jpuk can you let me know her location and was parking discreet? I read that she was part of a group of EE WGs did this come across as very business sweatshop like?

Was she in a house with other girls or a flat by herself?

[jpuk]

Thanks for the link SirPhillip 

[jpuk]

China, she works out of the Premier Apartments on St Thomas Street.

Working with a couple of other girls in the flat, but did not see them. The flat was very tidy and plenty of fresh towels in bathroom.

Hope this helps

[drdick]

Thanks for the post JPUK.
Thats her removed from my hotlist.

[TerryTibbs]

Before I continue could somebody please put a link up for me 

Monica is the girl in the photos on AW, but that is pretty much where the honesty of the profile ends!!!

I arrived at Monica's this evening ready for a 1 hour booking, on arrival I was told that only 30 mins is available. OK I thought, that's not a problem as I was in two minds whether to book an hour or 30 mins anyway.

Monica took the money and sent me to the shower, I did want a shower anyhow but I don't think the choice was mine to be made!!

When I returned Monica asked me what I was interested in, I asked for a GFE. "Nope, I do oral and sex that is all!!!" At this time I was sat on the bed in my birthday suit, nice timing Monica 

OK, oral and sex it is then. What Monica does not realise is that she does not do oral either, she performs a very poor imitation of oral which is quite uncomfortable

Please can we move on to sex? "Yes, but I do not go on top, doggy or missionary!!!" 

Fucked her doggy style, blew my load and left.

Monica is a very pretty girl with some beautiful tattoos, which I do like!! But is a god damn awful punt!!!!

Hi  JUKP

Well looks like you had a poor deal, thanks for the feedback.

But you did make a big mistake!

You MUST agree the services before handing over any money!

1.  If you don't like the girl who answers the door just WALK.

2.  When you get in the room, flash the cash to show you are serious.....but do NOT hand over the money until you have agreed what she is going to do!!!

3.  If you want OWO etc and she tries to say its £10 extra, just say that is all the money you have, they will normally agree, rather than let you walk.

But if you hand over the money FRIST you are a lamb to the slaughter!

It's just like buying anything....

Maybe we should get Dom Littlewood to do a tv programme about how to get the best deal from a prostitute......

Don't get done, get Dom.

Just imagine the sort of deal he would get!!!!

Terry  :timeout

[Stiltskin]

Maybe we should get Dom Littlewood to do a tv programme about how to get the best deal from a prostitute......

Don't get done, get Dom.

Now that's a TV program I would like to see!

I can just see Dom chasing a pimp down the street with his film crew, asking why some poor punter didn't get the OWO he paid for.

[TerryTibbs]

Now that's a TV program I would like to see!

I can just see Dom chasing a pimp down the street with his film crew, asking why some poor punter didn't get the OWO he paid for.

Yeah, that would be funny!

Make change from complaining about washing machines !

Terry

[SirFrank]

Now that's a TV program I would like to see!

I can just see Dom chasing a pimp down the street with his film crew, asking why some poor punter didn't get the OWO he paid for.

Cowboy Hookers! Dom tracks the bird down (& he's propper fucking angry) and Melinda Messenger sorts out a free shag and throws in a free kitchen that she's blagged for fuck all from Ikea.

[Chinadoll]

I definately agree with Terry, business first and pleasure after specially with WG that you have never seen before.
I would love to CIM with Monica. OWO was really that back JPUK?

[Chinadoll]

Amazing Monica has more pictures up on her AW. She also advertised CIM, SWALLOW and CIM. Even tho she may not agree with these terms at the door.
Can't remember if the rates were the same. or reduced but £100 for 1hr with her sounds cheap.

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[SirPhilipXX]

Amazing Monica has more pictures up on her AW. She also advertised CIM, SWALLOW and CIM. Even tho she may not agree with these terms at the door.
Can't remember if the rates were the same. or reduced but £100 for 1hr with her sounds cheap.

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As Terry suggests,when you arrive but before handing over cash, make sure that the services
listed on her 'enjoys' list that you require (OWO, CIM, swallow etc) really are available and included.

If they are not, advise the WG that her services are not as advertised, therefore you are leaving.

I find that if I bring with me a printout of the WG's profile and show it to her, there is normally no argument.

[Ali Katt]

As Terry suggests,when you arrive but before handing over cash, make sure that the services
listed on her 'enjoys' list that you require (OWO, CIM, swallow etc) really are available and included.

If they are not, advise the WG that her services are not as advertised, therefore you are leaving.

I find that if I bring with me a printout of the WG's profile and show it to her, there is normally no argument.

One of the problems I have seen after reading some reports is they say the services are available up until the point were cash changes hands and then they become extras or the prossie has gum disease or is too tight or some other nonsense.

[Chinadoll]

lol.. SirPhilipXX do you make a print out of all your girls you punt? Thats Genuine!

Even if they agree, the minute money is exchanged anything goes.