External Link/Members OnlyTLDR: Was kept waiting beyond agreed (already postponed) time and bad attitude over texts meant I bailed - one to avoid.
Price(s): . £60 for HH, owo and fk claimed to be included but who knows these days...
Logistics: A lot of text ping pong back and forth, whether it's her or her pimp in charge - they don't speak English very well so even simple texts like "so meet at 6 yeah?" got a reply of just "?" <--- what about my message is difficult to understand to anyone with even a fundamental grasp on English?
Location: . Flats near Maidstone, no parking nearby and difficult to find - not mentioned in texts.
Looks: N/A
Attitude: Bad - see service below....
Service: . Arrived 10 mins early and texted to radio silence. text again at the meeting time, again 10 minutes later, and then 20 minutes later I tried calling. I was walking nearby and saw another punter leave at 25 minutes past the agreed time (I'd stopped in to buy some fags and was on the phone arranging plan B otherwise normally I'd of been gone by that point). Immediately got a text say 2 minutes - which we all know really means 10+ minutes as either she would need that long to get ready or (even worse) she wasn't going to wash inbetween. As I'd lined up my plan B in the waiting time I decided to walk as the lateness and rudeness in texts was enough to convince me this was verging on stereotypical Rom service.
Conclusion: Waste of time, and heavily photoshopped pics (check out the verification pic on here and compare to the pics on the profile) means even the cheap price wasn't enough to make me wait and no doubt be rushed out the door for the following appointment. Back to back Rom (lack of) service at its most stereotypical - the Brazilians really are starting to be as bad as the Roms.
