Author Topic: Cressida of Cramlington (and Amour)  (Read 2008 times)


5 review(s) for CressidaofNewcastle (2 positive, 1 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by daviemac]

Offline Mixedracegeordie

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Booking: 30 mins for £60 incall

Comms: after a bit of messaging via email (all good) received number. Texted to ask availability and asked for a particular time (approx 2hrs later) and went off to shower and get ready. Return to a couple of messages saying 'are you coming etc' and replied on way to which i got a reply saying the next appointment would be later. Apparently she read time wrong so i end up arriving half an hour early so waited nearby...i mist stress i found and booked her via AW as opposed to the agency. I just cpuldnt get the AW link on here. .

Location: house in cramlington. Postcode takes you nearby but the actual property is ok tp fond so long as you have instructions. I parked out of the way of the street to be discreet so had bit of a walk but to be honest you could park on the street itself as the property is out of sight.

Meet: so having found the property and having to wait a further 15 minutes after the new time (she needed to get ready?). I was let in and my heart dropped. I had met Cressida years ago and the difference was like night and day. Back then i met her a few times and i clicked instantly bit this time it was a completely different person both looks wise and personality (even though it was the same person). Right first off the house stank of cigarettes and i noticed the smell on my clothing after i left too. Fair enough she smokes but it smelt as if she had just literally finished smoking a box of 20. Physically stats are right - she is as she told me a couple of sizes bigger than when we last met and also no longer into tanning. She was dressed nice wearing a babydoll similar to the one in her Amour profile (last pic). Asked me to remove shoes even though clean, but i do this at home anyway so ok with that. Led to bedroom and greeted by her pet in its cage.... The bloody pet was in the bedroom!! Now im not shy but i dont like performing in front of anyone- pets included but i lickily managed to ignore its presence. Luckily i dont have allergies.

The punt itself was forgettable. Having sorted paperwork at start to finishing it lasted literally 15 minutes if that including 5 mins of chat. Basically as soon as we kissed she wanted me to get my kit off. I wanted RO so she agreed.... But no fingers allowed ( yes i know it's not on her sefvices on AW either). Anyway RO was awful - there was a bit of a smell i imagine due to not cleaning up from previous punt so i literally did that for 2 mins. Offered oral but before i could say anything mac was on and it was OW (which tbh on this ocassion i was thankful for). Sex was her on top but gpt told off for squeezing her bum too hard ( which i dont think i did...anyway she likes spanking and this was way less painful than that). Changed to missionary...get told off cos i touched her shoulder bone(?)... Starts making fake moaning sounds...i shoot load (which i can do quickly when i want to dash)... handed wipes. 5 minutes of chat and sharp exit.

Like i said i saw Cressida tears ago and whilst i was in no way expecting the same person i had expected the punt to have been similar where a finger was allowed and she didnt mind the squeezing bum stuff. Just goes to show sometimes it's best not to look back!

That said she's a nice enough girl but can safely say no longer does it for me and i wont be returning. Ever. Regretfully i should have walked as soon as the meet got put back and then got messed waiting around. Appreciate others may click but for me this was in one of my all time worst meets and warranted a negative.

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From that review, you can tell why she had vanished into oblivion and not been mentioned on the forum in years even though she has still been working...

This part seems like a pisstake

Asked me to remove shoes even though clean, but i do this at home anyway so ok with that.

Given this...

Right first off the house stank of cigarettes and i noticed the smell on my clothing after i left too. Fair enough she smokes but it smelt as if she had just literally finished smoking a box of 20. Led to bedroom and greeted by her pet in its cage.... The bloody pet was in the bedroom!!
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Offline Mixedracegeordie

From that review, you can tell why she had vanished into oblivion and not been mentioned on the forum in years even though she has still been working...

This part seems like a pisstake

Given this...

She fid ask i minded taking them off at the entrance which is fair enough as the bedroom was upstairs. But upstairs was laminate flooring anyway and her pet had been running around!

It's a shame as although she was iptight when younger, but opened up after the first meet, she's a lot older now and more experienced but there was nothing i liked at all. It was a case of get out asap after handing cash over... And she's not even romanian! :D

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Sorry to read this review! Shame it's probably also tainted the good memories you had. 

At least you found her though, eh?  ;)

Offline Mixedracegeordie

Sorry to read this review! Shame it's probably also tainted the good memories you had. 

At least you found her though, eh?  ;)

Yes i would've revisited so thanks for that. But it was worlds apart in terms of experience. Probably a wake up call not to be soppy and lookforward instead of back!  :dash:

Offline waynekerr600

Thanks for the review mate. I had been considering her. The site has worked as it should and you have saved me some £££

Offline Ahmedhutan

Was she Mila previously? I saw her a few years ago and she was as you remembered previously.  I was thinking of going to see her but thank you for your review - one to avoid for me..

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Thank you for review, saved me some money. I put her on my hot list on Monday and now is off it. When she was at diamonds I heard she did back to back bookings and maybe still doing them.

Offline Moresomes

Thanks for the review mate. I had been considering her. The site has worked as it should and you have saved me some £££

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I've actually contacted her and received her number with a view to making an appointment next week, but I'll be swerving this one now.

Offline Saleboy

I saw a her a couple of years ago before joining this site, she was based in Dudley then. I can only add to what's been said. I personally didn't fancy her at all, she was orange at the time and her overall service was below par not even average. She seemed overall a pleasant person but I would not see her again or have recommended. 

Offline waynekerr600

I saw a her a couple of years ago

Are there any rules on how old a retrospective review can be?

Offline Saleboy

Are there any rules on how old a retrospective review can be?

Here we go.. expand on what your getting at ?
You want me to do one do you. What would that achieve is it going to help anymore than what I have said.

Offline Saleboy

Just to clarify, I meant a couple of years before joining this site so around 4 years ago not 2.

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Just to clarify, I meant a couple of years before joining this site so around 4 years ago not 2.

Thats probably too far back imho but any up to date reviews of any other girls would be helpful to the forum  :hi:

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Thats probably too far back imho but any up to date reviews of any other girls would be helpful to the forum  :hi:

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Just to clarify, I meant a couple of years before joining this site so around 4 years ago not 2.

4 years is probably too long ago but what a lot of people don't understand or realise is a comment on another review gets lost in the greater scheme of things, a lot of members don't read through the whole post. On the other hand, a stand alone review such as another negative not only shows up in searches but changes the total at the top of the page.

For instance just now it shows 0 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative another negative review would up the total to 2 negs and that gives a clearer picture when someone does a search.

No matter how many reviews a prossie has new ones are always welcome, they show that the standard of service is being maintained or declining as the case may be. 

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Cheers for the review, wasn't particularly interested in her but this helps push her much further down the list  :thumbsup: