External Link/Members OnlyFirst of all i blame myself for not clicking on the verification picture as it was there to be seen what a monstrosity this Pig was.
The thing is, the punt was ok but it wasnt if you understand this.
Comms were very good. Pre agreed half to one hour but when I clocked her I was in 2 minds to walk but instead said if i can do 15 minutes then see how we go.
Most WG would say decide now but this thing didnt seem to mind whatever I did.
In fact she must have thought Xmas had come early. Who in their right frame of mind would even think about this but the old boy down there got the better of me and needed to be unloaded.
Off with the gear and she was straight in on me, like she had just paid for the punt not me. as she lay down , the tits dissapeared as if someone had deflated them. She attempted DFK which I kindly declined and requested OWO.
The OWO was fking damn good. I lay back without looking down and just imagined I was being sucked off by Susan Boyle which was probably more exitable.
The OWO was that good, you couldnt feel any toothiness whatsover***
The inevitable pop came all down her gullet, not a fucking drop wasted then I spring up with an excuse that Im done.
Whilst dressing she chuckles at something I said and i then fucking realise the has no fucking choppers bar one tooth on the top of her gum.
*** NO WONDER THE OWO FELT TOOTHLESS. MAY AS WELL GOT SUCKED OFF BY MY (^ YEAR OLD NEIGHBOUR.
I wasnt going to share this but I did the right thing from a UKP point of view and I guess it will have given some of you a laugh at my expense.
