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External Link/Members OnlyDate: July 2018
A hot sunday in July and I have the horn. When this happens its never good cause its always frigin hard to find anyone of quality on a Sunday. Anyway I commence the search check the hotlist and to my surprise OliviaMayhems green light is on. Given the fuss that was kicked up about this one I thought I'd give her visit.
Price:80 for 30 min
Comms: Straight forward I saw her green light on in AW and sent a few txt back and forth we set up the punt for the late afternoon.
Time keeping: Olivia was late so I had to wait around in my car until she got to the hotel and checked in and then freshened up this equated to her being around 15 minutes late, it wasnt a big deal for me to be honest.
Location: Well-known budget hotel in Wood Green, you can't get in the front door of the hotel unless you have a keycard so Olivia had to come down and let me in, this meant me waiting around near the door, never a good thing.
Appearance: Ok first off she does have a back off, thats the main attraction here so if you’re in to PAWG then she could be for you. Facially she isn’t a stunner but she aunt butt ugly and tbh if I was drunk I in a club I could be on her case, however, sober she isn’t one that I’d be chasing. With that said her body aint bad it aint toned but it aint bad at all.
Services: I think there was some debate as to whether Olivia did OWO but I asked for it and Olivia didn’t have any issue with it, now about the head I can only echo the words of someone else who reviewed Olivia...it was ok! I mean it was decent but it wasn’t great and not even that memorable. She didnt seem to be going through the motions or anything but it just wasn’t that great, in fact it set the tone for the whole punt. Anyway after the decent head

we moved on to the banging, now for some back story I like a bit of feedback when I am fucking I don’t need to hear the fake moans or anything but this give me some feedback, anyway we moved into Mish and again it wasn’t like she was just going through the motions but there was a disconnect that made things feel really awkward. When I got bored of Mish (pretty quick) I thought I'd move onto what should have been the main event doggy. I'm a kinky MF I got her in position in front of the wall, bent over her arse provides a glorious sight, anyway I start giving that arse the pounding it deserved and I can tell she is feeling it but for some reason it still feels really awkward. Anyway as I have been on this punting mission longer than I wanted to be and I wasn’t really feeling the situation I went hell for leather until I bust my nut. Nothing more really it
Summary: This was one of those strange punts that I think every punter has once in a while, where everything is as it should be but it just doesn’t feel right so im giving her a neutral . The punt was as it reads not that interesting, I forgot to put that I had to buy wet wipes for her because she didn’t have any

. I think Olivia is in her early 20s and I'm not sure if the difference in age caused the awkwardness but we didnt seem to click. I think if she clicks with you, you'll have some fun so YMMV for her I guess. We had a quick chat as I put my clothes on and as others have said she is easy to talk to very focused on her money and has some lofty aspirations. Anyway the best part of this punting mission for me was the Five guys I got after it

Would I return: nope but you never what could happen if my other brain takes over and then for no longer than a 15 min punt